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Mar 1 4 tweets 11 min read
NATO expansion and Nuland 🐂💩 explained

Many of you miss the main point and fall into the Kremlin's chaotic time travel. Order of events matters.

Let's fix it all in one go. 💁‍♂️🧵

21 Nov 2013 - Euromaidan protests began after Yanukovych broke his promise to sign the EU Association Agreement, suddenly turning away from Europe towards the Kremlin’s "trade union"—the exact opposite of his election program.

17 Dec 2013 - russia’s Ministry of Defence published a tender to make medals "For the Return of Crimea" with the date of operation on it "20.02.14 - 18.03.14". It was before Maidan escalated, before Yanukovych fled, and even before the "Nuland" nonsense.

2 Feb 2014 - Several russian military aircraft transported unauthorized personnel to airbases at Kacha, Gvardiyske, and Khersones.

20 Feb 2014 - russian troops killed the first Ukrainian serviceman in Crimea, marking the actual start of military aggression.

21 Feb 2014 - Yanukovych signed an agreement with opposition leaders (guaranteed by the EU) to hold early elections and reform the constitution. He fled the country later that night.

22 Feb 2014 - Parliament unanimously voted (328-0) to remove Yanukovych for abandoning his duties. Even members of his own Party of Regions supported the motion. Oleksandr Turchynov, as Speaker of Parliament, was appointed acting president. No parties in parliament were changed during this process.

25 May 2014 - Presidential elections were held in Ukraine. Petro Poroshenko was elected president with 55% of the vote.

27 Feb 2014 - russian "unidentified green men" seized the Parliament in Simferopol, Crimea, in an armed coup. This was followed by a naval blockade operation on 3-6 Mar.

12 Apr 2014 - russian special forces without insignia seized key locations in Slovyansk and Kramatorsk, marking the start of the war in Donbas.

14 Jul 2014 - First russian border crossing into eastern Ukraine (Donbas) along with cross-border artillery attacks.

17 Jul 2014 - Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17 was shot down by a russian BUK missile over Donbas, killing 298 civilians. Later on 17 Nov 2022, a Dutch court convicted Igor Girkin (Strelkov), Sergey Dubinsky, and Leonid Kharchenko for their roles in the MH17 attack. All were linked to russian intelligence.

5 Sep 2014 - Minsk Protocol signed: A ceasefire agreement between Ukraine, russia, and separatists, mediated by OSCE. russia never upheld it.

23 Dec 2014 - Ukraine's parliament voted to repeal the country's non-aligned status and work towards NATO membership. And so "NATO expansion" nonsense was born.

24 Jan 2015 - Russian-backed forces shelled Mariupol with Grad rockets, killing 31 civilians — one of many ceasefire violations.

12 Feb 2015 - Minsk II signed, attempting to revive peace efforts, but violations continued.

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Between 2014 and 2022, Ukraine held about 200 rounds of talks with Russia.

During this period, 20 cease-fire agreements were reached, all of which were quickly violated by Russia.

None of the 200 rounds of talks or the 20 ceasefires have prevented Putin from launching a brutal all-out invasion of Ukraine on February 24th, 2022.

- Dmytro Kuleba, Ukrainian politician and diplomat

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Russia invaded Ukraine because Ukraine was moving towards European integration and away from Moscow’s control, threatening Putin’s imperial ambitions.

After Ukrainians ousted pro-Kremlin president Yanukovych in 2014, russia illegally annexed Crimea and launched a covert war in Donbas, failing to force Ukraine back under its influence.

When that didn’t work, russia escalated to a full-scale invasion in 2022, using false claims of NATO expansion and “denazification” to justify its war against Ukrainian sovereignty.

Meanwhile, Zelensky wasn’t leading a country — he was leading a comedy troupe, starring in Kvartal 95, voicing Paddington Bear, and playing on TV. He was Democratically elected in 2019 - ironically, he was convinced back then that we could negotiate with russia.

But vatniks and US officials still blame him for russia’s invasion. Fascinating how poorly prepared imported Kremlin bots are.

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Dear #NAFO Fellas,
I will leave sources below, probably in chaotic order. Please, let me know if you have anything to add or if you have any questions.

Glory to Ukraine! 🫡❤️‍🔥🇺🇦Image
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SOURCES PACK:

1 Jul 2010 📄 - Document 2411-VI (Note Article 11)
zakon.rada.gov.ua/laws/show/2411…

22 Sep 2013 📄 - Ukraine's EU trade deal will be catastrophic, says Russia
theguardian.com/world/2013/sep…

26 Feb 2014 📄 - NYT: As Putin Orders Drills in Crimea, Protesters’ Clash Shows Region’s Divide
nytimes.com/2014/02/27/wor…

27 Feb 2014 📄 - Armed "unidentified soldiers" (see `little green man`) outside parliament in Simferopol.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_o…

28 Feb 2014 📄 - Clashes in Crimea (short overview, that highlights Crimean Tatar's reaction)
cbsnews.com/pictures/clash…

28 Feb 2014 📄 - Masked gunmen take control of Crimea airports – in pictures
theguardian.com/world/gallery/…

4 Mar 2014 📄 - In Pictures: russian troops in Crimea
aljazeera.com/gallery/2014/3…

7 Mar 2014 📄 - Russia Sinks Ship to Block Ukrainian Navy Ships
navaltoday.com/2014/03/06/rus…

12 April 2014 📄 - Girkin-Strelkov - russian special forces without insignia appeared in Slovyansk and Kramatorsk
x.com/Militarylandne…

14 July 2014 📄 - Bellingcat Report - Origin of Artillery Attacks on Ukrainian Military Positions in Eastern Ukraine Between 14 July 2014 and 8 August 2014
bellingcat.com/news/uk-and-eu…

23 Dec 2014 📄 - Ukraine votes to drop non-aligned status
bbc.com/news/world-eur…
Feb 20 5 tweets 3 min read
Elon's Grok confirms that Trump living in a russian propaganda bubble.

DeepSearch is not bad at all btw. Very fast.
x.com/i/grok/share/B…Image
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Here is a simple question.

Why did Trump lie about Zelensky and say that "Ukraine started the war" and "Zelensky is a dictator" right after meeting with the Kremlin delegation?

A - Trump lied deliberately
B - Trump living in a russian propaganda bubble

x.com/i/grok/share/a…
Nov 11, 2024 4 tweets 9 min read
A few agreements ᵣussia violated.
Just a few... 237 AGREEMENTS, ACTS, MEMORANDUMS, CEASEFIRES, AND INTERNATIONAL LAWS RUSSIA VIOLATED

The list is ongoing - check the latest spreadsheet for details, and don't hesitate to contribute.
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…

- Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances

- Minsk Protocol (Minsk I)

- Minsk II Agreement

- Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty (INF Treaty)

- Treaty on Conventional Armed Forces in Europe (CFE Treaty)

- Black Sea Grain Initiative

- United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea (UNCLOS)

- United Nations Charter

- Helsinki Final Act (Helsinki Accords)

- Vienna Document

- Chemical Weapons Convention (CWC)

- Treaty on Measures for the Further Reduction and Limitation of Strategic Offensive Arms (New START)

- Treaty of Friendship, Cooperation, and Partnership between Ukraine and the Russian Federation

- Agreement on the Status and Conditions of the Black Sea Fleet

- Treaty on Conventional Armed Forces in Europe (CFE Treaty) and Agreement on Adaptation

- International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR)

- 2008 Ceasefire Agreement between Russia and Georgia

- United Nations Convention Against Torture (UNCAT)

- Charter of Paris for a New Europe

- Istanbul Commitments (1999 OSCE Summit)

- Agreement Establishing the Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS)

- Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict (Hague Convention)

- Protocol I Additional to the Geneva Conventions

- Black Sea Fleet Agreements (Kharkiv Pact)

- European Convention on Human Rights (ECHR)

- Convention on the Rights of the Child (CRC)

- UNESCO Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict

- International Convention for the Suppression of the Financing of Terrorism

- Biological Weapons Convention (BWC)

- Open Skies Treaty

- Geneva Conventions

- International Humanitarian Law (IHL)

- NATO-Russia Founding Act

- International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination (CERD)

- Convention on the Physical Protection of Nuclear Material

- Convention on the Rights of Persons with Disabilities (CRPD)

- International Convention for the Protection of All Persons from Enforced Disappearance

- Convention on the Prohibition of Military or Any Other Hostile Use of Environmental Modification Techniques (ENMOD)

- Protocol on Explosive Remnants of War (Protocol V to the CCW)

- United Nations Guiding Principles on Internal Displacement

- Montreux Convention Regarding the Regime of the Straits

- Energy Charter Treaty (ECT)

- United Nations Convention against Transnational Organized Crime (UNTOC)

- Convention on the Non-Applicability of Statutory Limitations to War Crimes and Crimes Against Humanity

- International Health Regulations (IHR)

- Treaty Between the Russian Federation and Ukraine on Cooperation in the Use of the Sea of Azov and the Kerch Strait

- World Trade Organization (WTO) Agreements

- Convention on International Civil Aviation (Chicago Convention)

- Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations

- United Nations Convention on the Law of the Non-Navigational Uses of International Watercourses

- United Nations Security Council Resolutions on DPRK Sanctions

- Wassenaar Arrangement on Export Controls for Conventional Arms and Dual-Use Goods and Technologies

- International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Discrimination Against Women (CEDAW)

- United Nations Convention against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances

- Paris Agreement on Climate Change

- Convention Concerning Forced or Compulsory Labour (ILO Convention No. 29)

- International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights (ICESCR)

- Agreement on Measures to Reduce the Risk of Outbreak of Nuclear War (Hotline Agreement)

- Convention on the Physical Protection of Nuclear Material (CPPNM)

- International Convention Against the Taking of Hostages

- Vienna Convention on Consular Relations

- Hague Convention for the Protection of Cultural Property in the Event of Armed Conflict

- International Code of Conduct against Ballistic Missile Proliferation (Hague Code of Conduct)

- Convention on Early Notification of a Nuclear Accident

- United Nations General Assembly Resolutions on Aggression Against Ukraine

- International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination (ICERD)

- Convention for the Protection of Human Rights and Fundamental Freedoms (European Convention on Human Rights)

- United Nations Convention against Torture and Other Cruel, Inhuman or Degrading Treatment or Punishment (UNCAT)

- Arms Trade Treaty (ATT)

- Convention on Cluster Munitions

- International Convention for the Suppression of Terrorist Bombings

- Convention on the Prohibition of the Development, Production, Stockpiling and Use of Chemical Weapons and on their Destruction (Chemical Weapons -
Convention)

- Protocol on Prohibitions or Restrictions on the Use of Mines, Booby-Traps and Other Devices (Protocol II to the CCW)

- Agreement on the International Criminal Court (Rome Statute)

- United Nations General Assembly Resolution ES-11/1

- International Convention on Civil Liability for Oil Pollution Damage

- Convention on Long-Range Transboundary Air Pollution

- Protocol on Environmental Protection to the Antarctic Treaty

- United Nations Convention on Biological Diversity

- Agreement on the Prevention of Incidents On and Over the High Seas (INCSEA Agreement)

- Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) on the Prevention of Dangerous Military Activities

- Agreement on the Destruction and Non-Production of Chemical Weapons and on Measures to Facilitate the Multilateral Convention on Banning Chemical
- Weapons

- Plutonium Management and Disposition Agreement (PMDA)

- Agreement Concerning Cooperation in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space for Peaceful Purposes

- U.S.-Russia Cybersecurity Confidence-Building Measures

- Agreement on Mutual Fisheries Relations

- Treaty Between the United States of America and the Russian Federation on Strategic Offensive Reductions (Moscow Treaty)

- Agreement on Scientific and Technical Cooperation in the Management of Plutonium that Has Been Withdrawn from Nuclear Military Programs

- U.S.-Russia Agreement on Cooperation in Nuclear Energy and Nuclear Nonproliferation (123 Agreement)

- Agreement on Cooperation in Nuclear and Energy-Related Environmental Matters

- Joint Statement on Future Reductions in Nuclear Forces

- Agreement on Cooperation in Peaceful Uses of Nuclear Energy (123 Agreement)

- U.S.-Russia Joint Commission on POW/MIAs

- Agreement on Cooperation in the Field of Fundamental Science

- Agreement on Cooperation in Agriculture

- Agreement on Cooperation in the Field of Environmental Protection

- Agreement on the Establishment of Nuclear Risk Reduction Centers

- Memorandum of Understanding on Missile Launch Notifications

- Agreement on Scientific Cooperation in the Field of Energy

- Agreement on Cooperation in Space Station Activities

- Agreement on Cooperation in the Field of Transportation Science and Technology

- Agreement on Cooperation in the Prevention of Illicit Trafficking of Nuclear Materials

- U.S.-Russia Joint Statement on Missile Defense Cooperation

- Agreement on Cooperation in Aeronautical and Maritime Search and Rescue in the Arctic

- Agreement on Cooperation in Combatting Pollution in the Bering and Chukchi Seas

- Convention for the Protection of Individuals with regard to Automatic Processing of Personal Data

- Convention on the Political Rights of Women

- Convention Concerning Freedom of Association and Protection of the Right to Organise (ILO Convention No. 87)

- United Nations Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples (UNDRIP)

- Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora (CITES)

- United Nations Convention to Combat Desertification (UNCCD)

- Convention on the Transboundary Effects of Industrial Accidents

- Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide

- Convention on Access to Information, Public Participation in Decision-Making and Access to Justice in Environmental Matters (Aarhus Convention)

- Convention for the Safeguarding of the Intangible Cultural Heritage

- Convention on the Rights of the Child Optional Protocol on the Involvement of Children in Armed Conflict

- Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of Crimes against Internationally Protected Persons, including Diplomatic Agents

- United Nations General Assembly Resolutions on the Territorial Integrity of Ukraine

- Protocol on Prohibitions or Restrictions on the Use of Incendiary Weapons (Protocol III to the CCW)

- Convention on Nuclear Safety

- Convention on International Liability for Damage Caused by Space Objects

- Agreement on Sub-Regional Arms Control (Florence Agreement)

- International Convention on Maritime Search and Rescue (SAR Convention)

- Convention on Road Traffic (Vienna Convention)

- International Plant Protection Convention (IPPC)

- Convention on the Privileges and Immunities of the United Nations

- Agreement on the Rescue of Astronauts, the Return of Astronauts and the Return of Objects Launched into Outer Space

- International Convention on Standards of Training, Certification and Watchkeeping for Seafarers (STCW)

- United Nations Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs

- Convention on Psychotropic Substances

- Convention on the International Regulations for Preventing Collisions at Sea (COLREGs)

- Protocol to the Convention on Long-Range Transboundary Air Pollution concerning the Control of Emissions of Nitrogen Oxides

- Convention on the Physical Protection of Nuclear Material and Nuclear Facilities (Amended CPPNM)

- International Telecommunication Regulations (ITRs)

- Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of Crimes Against Internationally Protected Persons, Including Diplomatic Agents

- Protocol Additional to the Geneva Conventions relating to the Protection of Victims of International Armed Conflicts (Protocol I)

- The Sevastopol Agreement

- Agreement on Friendship, Cooperation, and Partnership between Ukraine and the Russian Federation

- International Convention for the Regulation of Whaling

- Convention on the Safety of United Nations and Associated Personnel

- Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons (NPT)

- Convention on Biological Diversity (CBD)

- United Nations Convention against Corruption (UNCAC)

- International Convention on Oil Pollution Preparedness, Response and Co-operation

- Convention on Environmental Impact Assessment in a Transboundary Context (Espoo Convention)

- The Black Sea Naval Cooperation Task Group (BLACKSEAFOR) Agreement

- Convention on the Protection and Use of Transboundary Watercourses and International Lakes (Water Convention)

- Protocol on Water and Health to the 1992 Water Convention

- Agreement on the Conservation of Small Cetaceans of the Baltic and North Seas (ASCOBANS)

- The Energy Charter Treaty (ECT)

- Convention Concerning the Protection of the World Cultural and Natural Heritage

- The Treaty on Open Skies

- OSCE Code of Conduct on Politico-Military Aspects of Security

- Outer Space Treaty

- Agreement on the Prevention of Nuclear War

- International Convention for the Suppression of Acts of Nuclear Terrorism

- Missile Technology Control Regime (MTCR)

- United Nations Security Council Resolutions on Sanctions Against Iran

- Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA)

- Agreement on Measures to Improve U.S.-Russian Maritime Transportation Cooperation

- Convention on the Prohibition of Anti-Personnel Mines (Ottawa Treaty)

- Cybercrime Conventions and Norms

- United Nations General Assembly Resolution 68/262 on Ukraine's Territorial Integrity

- Hague Code of Conduct Against Ballistic Missile Proliferation (HCOC)

- Agreement on Cooperation in the Exploration and Use of Outer Space for Peaceful Purposes

- Agreement on the Peaceful Settlement in Moldova (Transnistria Conflict)

- Treaty of Good-Neighborliness and Friendly Cooperation Between the People's Republic of China and the Russian Federation

- Black Sea Memorandum of Understanding on Port State Control

- Agreement on Friendship and Cooperation between Russia and Lithuania

- Russia-Finland Agreement on the Delimitation of the Maritime Boundary

- Russia-Japan Agreement on Mutual Fisheries Relations

- United Nations Security Council Resolutions on Sanctions Against North Korea

- Agreement on Measures to Ensure the Security of Gas Supply between Russia and the European Union

- Russia-Norway Treaty on Maritime Delimitation and Cooperation in the Barents Sea and the Arctic Ocean

- Agreement on Settlement of the Situation Relating to Afghanistan

- Russia-Poland Agreement on Economic Cooperation

- Convention on the Legal Status of the Caspian Sea

- Agreement on Cooperation on Aeronautical and Maritime Search and Rescue in the Arctic

- Russia-Czech Republic Treaty on Friendly Relations and Cooperation

- Russia-Bulgaria Agreement on Gas Transit

- Russia-Netherlands Bilateral Investment Treaty

- Russia-Sweden Agreement on Mutual Relations

- Russia-Denmark Dispute over the North Pole

- Russia-Australia Relations

- Russia-Kazakhstan Treaty on Friendship, Cooperation, and Mutual Assistance

- Russia-United Kingdom Vienna Convention Violations

- Russia-Netherlands International Legal Obligations

- Russia-France Mistral-Class Warship Agreement

- Russia-Bulgaria South Stream Pipeline Agreement

- Russia-Poland Air Accident Investigation Agreement

- Russia-Germany Energy Agreements

- Russia-Japan Kuril Islands Dispute Agreements

- Russia-Ukraine Kharkiv Pact

- Russia-Georgia Treaty on Friendship, Good-Neighbourliness and Cooperation

- Russia-Estonia Treaty on the Basis for Relations

- Russia-Lithuania Treaty on Interstate Relations

- Russia-Syria Agreements on Military Cooperation

- Russia-Ukraine Minsk Agreements

- Russia-United Kingdom Chemical Weapons Convention Violations

- Russia-Austria Treaty for the Restoration of an Independent and Democratic Austria

- Russia-North Macedonia Diplomatic Relations

- Russia-Ukraine Agreement on Strategic Partnership

- Russia-Finland Border Cooperation Agreements

- Russia-Lithuania Airspace Violations

- Russia-Estonia Border Treaty Disputes

- Russia-Japan Peace Treaty Negotiations

- Russia-Georgia 2008 Ceasefire Agreement

- Russia-Ukraine Prisoner Exchange Agreements

- Russia-Turkey Airspace Agreement

- Russia-Canada Arctic Sovereignty Disputes

- Russia-Turkey Idlib De-escalation Zone Agreement

- Russia-Ukraine Agreements on Cultural Property

- Russia-Sweden Airspace Incursions

- Russia-Latvia Cyber Attacks

- Russia-Finland Cyber Espionage Allegations

- Russia-United States Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces (INF) Treaty

- Russia-North Macedonia Disinformation Campaigns

- Russia-Belarus Union State Agreements

- Russia-Czech Republic Espionage Activities

- Russia-Australia MH17 Investigation Cooperation

- Russia-South Korea Airspace Incursions

- Russia-Montenegro NATO Accession Interference

- Russia-Ukraine Energy Debt Agreements

- Russia-Azerbaijan Arms Agreements

- Russia-Libya Arms Embargo Violations

- Russia-United States Election Interference Allegations

- Russia-Belarus Union State Agreements (Additional Points)

- Russia-Kazakhstan Border Agreements

- Russia-Moldova Energy Supply Agreements

- Russia's Obligations under the Chemical Weapons Convention

- Russia's Obligations under the Biological Weapons Convention

- Russia-Ukraine Agreement on the Joint Use of the Sea of Azov and Kerch Strait

- Russia's Obligations under the Convention Against Torture

- Russia's Obligations under the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights

- Russia's Non-Compliance with the Arms Trade Treaty Principles

- Russia's Obligations under the Convention on the Rights of the Child

- Russia's Obligations under the International Convention on the Elimination of All Forms of Racial Discrimination
Oct 21, 2024 5 tweets 5 min read
How to Break a Group with Polarized Bullshit

Fellas and Fellines, it is well known that NAFO is a pain in the ass for ᵣussian propaganda. We're strategic enemies of the autocratic axis. And they evolve. So we should evolve too, as a group and individuals. 🧵Image How Triangulation Attacks Work Against Groups

A triangulation attack involves multiple agents pretending to be on different sides of a conflict, pulling the group apart by amplifying opposing views. The attackers might present themselves as members, supporters, or even critics of the group. The goal? To force people into picking sides, amplifying divisions until trust breaks down.

Even knowing that Bullshit A and Bullshit B are both classified as Bullshit - with each representing polarized, opposing ideas - NAFO's natural drive to find the truth and seek justice actually makes it easier for attackers to exploit the situation. As Fellas are designed in a biolab to fight against any bullshit, brain activity, and involvement are inevitable, making distractions from the main NAFO objective even more effective.

In group attacks, attackers don’t need to outnumber the group. Even just two or three agents can create enough chaos to make a whole community implode. They fake conflicts, spread misinformation, and manipulate members into fabricated disputes, leading to mistrust, isolation, and the eventual breakdown of the group.Image
Sep 22, 2024 5 tweets 4 min read
TL;DR: As Dugin once said,
"Without Ukraine, ᵣussia cannot become an empire."

True. Because it was Ukrainian engineers, especially at KB Yuzhne ("КБ Південне"), who developed the ICBMs for the Soviets, which ᵣussia now struggles to maintain and modernize.

🧵👇 Long read? Jokes aside, rocket science is, you know...
rocket science after all.

It takes decades to develop, maintain, and modernize such complex technology. You need generations of specialists, not just "do what the Soviets did." You can't replace engineers carrying decades of collective knowledge. And sure, you can borrow a few million from the budget for a yacht here and there, but don't expect it to not affect the outcome.

Unless, of course, as a ᵣussian corrupt oligarch, you believe ᵣussia will never actually need it — and "pretending hard enough" will suffice.

Now when Putin asked to "hit the mood" - with all brain capacity, ᵣussian "engineers" managed to do exactly what they were asked for - Luna 25 hit the moon. Just as advertised.

Okay, the story... 👇Image
Aug 7, 2024 6 tweets 5 min read
Shoutout to one of Ukraine's top anti-propaganda TG channels - Fashik Donetskiy (Фашик Донецький).

This guy dishes out the cringiest cringe straight from the depths of vavtik's social media with style. Especially timely given our recent shaking in Kursk oblast. 🤌🧂🧵Image This is diffusion /di-ˈfyü-zhən/ in action.




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Jul 26, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
Another russian bot is helping me cook rice because silly me - always forget how long it takes to cook it properly. 🤗
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This could probably give a JSON parse error. 🧐
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Jul 10, 2024 12 tweets 11 min read
Breakdown: "Guardian Opinion on NATO and Ukraine"
Kremlin's body fluids haven't dried on the paper yet, but here we go - 61 intellectual individuals had no fear to touch it and even signed, apparently not even reading.

Please! Please! Don't take Ukraine to NATO! 🙏😭🧵Image Unwise was when ᵣussian Nuclear Forces didn't nuke Gelendzhik Putin's castle back in 2014 simply because there is no power on earth that threatens "the very existence of ᵣussia as a state" as Putin himself.
But hey, they didn't know what was coming. 🤷‍♂️
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Jul 8, 2024 5 tweets 3 min read
X-101 is a russian high-precision air-launched cruise missile. They can't just "miss" with that.

They deliberately strike children's hospitals and civilians. They said many times they want to destroy Ukraine. This is exactly what they're doing.



Image As it usually happens - russian media and all cotton swabs will scream, "it was Ukrainian air defense". Here is a clear sound of the X-101 engine and one of many photos when you see the missile's shape.

I live it here just in case, free of charge.




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Jul 4, 2024 5 tweets 5 min read
What if I tell you there is a version of the Universe where WW2 never happened?

London could never been bombed, Poland could never been divided, and almost everyone could have lived in peace without tens of millions of deaths. 🧵 Image In 1938, through the Munich Agreement, Hitler captured part of Czechoslovakia, exploiting the appeasement policies of France and the UK. This agreement, driven by threats of further aggression, allowed Nazi Germany to annex the Sudetenland without firing a shot, under the pretense of protecting ethnic Germans. The world watched passively, hoping this concession would satisfy Hitler’s ambitions.

However, by March 1939, when Hitler attempted to seize the remainder of Czechoslovakia, the Czechs chose to resist fiercely, setting the stage for a conflict that would alter history.

The Nazis, confident in their blitzkrieg tactics, expected a swift victory. But the Czechs, fueled by a fierce determination to protect their homeland, turned the Sudetenland into a bloodbath. The Wehrmacht, encountering fierce resistance, found itself mired in a protracted and brutal conflict. The initial months saw heavy casualties on both sides, but the Czechs, utilizing their defensive fortifications and local knowledge, managed to hold their ground.

While Czechoslovakia fought tooth and nail, the so-called Allies—France and the UK—played a dangerous game of "escalation management." Rather than fully committing to the fight, they provided minimal military and humanitarian aid, always a day late and woefully inadequate. Politicians in London and Paris made grand speeches about supporting the Czechs, but their actions spoke louder than words. Shipments of weapons and supplies were consistently delayed by bureaucratic red tape, and the humanitarian aid that did arrive was laughably insufficient.

This half-hearted approach was driven by a fear of provoking Hitler into a larger war, as if the conflict raging in Czechoslovakia wasn't already catastrophic. The Allies' reluctance to engage directly with Germany created a tragic stalemate, where the Czechs were left to bleed while the world watched.

As the months turned into years, the war became a grueling battle of attrition. The Nazi war machine, designed for rapid conquest, was not equipped for a prolonged siege. The Wehrmacht suffered heavy losses as they attempted to break through the Czechoslovak defenses. Each advance was met with fierce resistance, turning every inch of ground into a costly prize.

Czechoslovakian cities and villages bore the brunt of the conflict, with civilians caught in the crossfire. The landscape became a hellscape of trenches, ruins, and blood-soaked battlefields. Despite the immense suffering, the Czechs' resolve never wavered. Their guerrilla tactics and fortified positions continued to frustrate and exhaust the German forces.

As the war dragged on, Hitler’s regime faced mounting internal and external pressures. The prolonged conflict in Czechoslovakia drained German resources and morale. The image of Nazi invincibility began to crumble, and the German populace grew increasingly disillusioned with the war.

In a desperate bid to turn the tide, Germany sought to build alliances with other fascist regimes. Italy, under Mussolini, and Japan, eager to expand its influence in Asia, formed the Axis of Evil. This alliance aimed to present a united front against the Allies, hoping to intimidate them into inaction.

Hitler and his allies engaged in provocative actions designed to force the Allies into the war. Border skirmishes, submarine attacks, and propaganda campaigns aimed at stoking fear and uncertainty. Yet, despite these provocations, the Allies remained steadfast in their misguided strategy of "escalation management."

By the end of 1940, after 2.5 years of relentless fighting, the situation reached a critical point. The Czechs, though battered and exhausted, had managed to hold their ground against overwhelming odds. The German forces, stretched thin and demoralized, were on the brink of collapse. The Axis of Evil, despite their alliance, could not muster the strength to break the stalemate.

The Allies, finally realizing the futility of their cautious approach, began to ramp up their support. Military aid started flowing more freely, and humanitarian assistance became more substantial. However, this belated effort could not erase the years of suffering and destruction that Czechoslovakia had endured.

We're here now, ladies and gentlemen. We're here.
Jun 30, 2024 9 tweets 11 min read
This is one of the documents from the "Surkov leaks" describing the ᵣussian plan "Shatun", aimed at destabilizing the situation in Ukraine after the Russian invasion in 2014.

The leak is dated Oct 2016 but still can be handy today for studying russian propaganda tactics.
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Plan of Immediate Measures for Destabilizing the Socio-Political Situation in Ukraine "Shatun"

Considering the critical situation in resolving the issue of the special status of Donbas in Ukraine, the procrastination by the Ukrainian leadership in adopting necessary laws for this purpose, the blocking of Russian initiatives in the Normandy and Minsk negotiation processes, and the implementation of a plan for reintegrating territories controlled by the Lugansk and Donetsk People's Republics into Ukraine, requires the adoption of urgent additional comprehensive measures.

Achieving the stated goals involves implementing measures to destabilize the political life in Ukraine as soon as possible, which should lead to early parliamentary and presidential elections.

The most favorable period for the implementation of the developed set of measures - November 2016 to March 2017.

Considering Ukraine's parliamentary-presidential form of government, it is necessary to create favorable conditions for the entry of new political forces into the parliament, whose leaders declare the achievement of peace in Donbas, which will subsequently provide additional leverage on the Ukrainian political leadership.

As a result of significant changes in the Ukrainian political landscape, a scenario of Donbas returning to Ukraine's political field under the conditions of the Russian Federation is possible, which will ensure the necessary number of loyal politicians in the Ukrainian parliament and the adoption of needed laws. In the long term, this will also allow for substantial influence on Ukraine's foreign political life, including in the context of blocking its Euro-Atlantic integration and cooperation with NATO.

Given the above, it is necessary to ensure the implementation of the following set of measures:

I. Hold negotiations with the leaders of the Ukrainian opposition (Opposition Bloc, Batkivshchyna, Radical Party of Lyashko), as well as with individual deputies of the Verkhovna Rada. The subject of discussion is the activation of the protest movement with the beginning of the autumn political period and the heating season.
Start of the nationwide protest - "Tariff Maidan" - in the second half of November, after the population receives payment documents for housing and utility services, and also since the main part of the population will not have time to arrange subsidies.Image
Jun 5, 2024 7 tweets 5 min read
During the World War II, Poland was invaded by Nazi Germany and Soviets. On June 4 Poland celebrates
"The Day of Freedom and Civil Rights"

They celebrate it since 1989. Not 1945.
After WW2 part of Poland still was under the occupation of the aggressor. Following me? 🧵🇵🇱 Image Both Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union used detention camps to control, oppress, and exterminate people during and after the war.

Nazi Concentration Camps:

- Auschwitz, Birkenau, and Monowitz: Mass extermination of Jews, Poles, Romani, Soviet POWs, and others. Also sites of forced labor and medical experiments.
- Buchenwald: Detained political prisoners, Jews, Romani, and others. Used for forced labor.
- Sachsenhausen: Held political prisoners, Soviet POWs, and Jews. Used for forced labor and medical experiments.

Soviet Filtration Camps:

- Sachsenhausen (Special Camp No. 7): Detained German civilians and political prisoners.
- Buchenwald (Special Camp No. 2): Used by the NKVD for German POWs and political enemies until 1950.
- Auschwitz and Birkenau: Transit camps for German prisoners.
- Majdanek: Used as an NKVD filtration camp.
- Vaivara, Kauen, Kaiserwald, and Plaszow: Used to detain civilians and perceived enemies.

When WW2 officially ended, Soviet Camps remained "operational".Image
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Jun 1, 2024 4 tweets 5 min read
Following ᵣussian Nuclear Doctrine, the only fitting target for a nuclear strike is Putin's bunker in Gelendzhik.

And here is why 💁‍

During Putin's presidency, he has violated at least:
- 21 Articles of the Criminal Code
- 14 Articles of the Constitution
- 15 Administrative and Federal Laws

In addition, here are a few of the most notable geopolitical and economic "achievements" of Putin's presidency:

Ukrainian Gas Transit Contract: The contract ends in 2024 and will never be renewed—a goldmine for the ᵣussian gas industry is now gone. Gazprom has already reported record-breaking losses. And Unidentified Good Drones™ is not going to stop any time soon. It is going deeper and deeper.

Record-breaking Military Losses losses in the military, irreversibly damaging ᵣussia's defense capabilities. Experts estimate it will take 50+ years to restore. Not to mention half a million losses in manpower.

The ruble has plummeted, leading to insane inflation rates. You can see "nice and shiny" Moscow-City videos, but make no mistake — Moscow is a tumor for ᵣussia. Sanctions, Import Substitution Failure, Brain Drain, Political Isolation ...It's a long list.

Indeed, ᵣussians could just try to close their eyes, like they always do, until 1917 or 1991 happens again, but any sane person would see how this tends towards the deepest crisis in ᵣussian history, if not said... Existential Threat. 😏

According to ᵣussia's official nuclear doctrine, nukes are justified in case of an existential threat to the state. Given the current trajectory, if ᵣussia's survival hinges on eliminating internal threats, then the opulent palace in Gelendzhik might just top the target list.

Perhaps nuking the symbol of corruption and misrule could be the bizarre, yet "doctrinally correct" solution to ᵣussia’s woes. If hypocrisy had a zip code, it’d be here, right where the fate of a nation could be sealed by its own misguided policies.

So, if you imagine a golden toilet on which Huilo is sitting, and you're not quite sure what kind of luxury toilet paper he uses - here is the clue:

🧻Criminal Code of the ᵣussian Federation

- Article 105: Murder
- Article 136: Violation of Equality of Rights and Freedoms of Man and Citizen
- Article 140: Refusal to Provide Information to Citizens
- Article 353: Planning, Preparation, or Waging Aggressive War
- Article 354.1: Rehabilitation of Nazism
- Article 356: Prohibited Means of Warfare
- Article 357: Genocide
- Article 359: Mercenarism
- Article 207.3: Disseminating Unreliable Information About Armed Forces (2022 Amendment)
- Article 42: Execution of Illegal Orders
- Article 278: Violent Seizure of Power or Violent Retention of Power
- Article 277: Encroachment on the Life of a State or Public Figure
- Article 210: Creation of a Criminal Community (Criminal Organization)
- Article 239: Establishment of a Religious or Public Association Infringing on the Personality and Rights of Citizens
- Article 286: Exceeding Official Authority
- Article 288: Illegal Evictions and Resettlements
- Article 294: Interference with the Activities of Courts and Preliminary Investigations
- Article 111: Intentional Infliction of Grievous Bodily Harm
- Article 299: Knowingly Unlawful Refusal to Provide a Detainee with the Opportunity to Exercise Their Rights
- Article 212.1: Repeated Violations of the Established Procedure for Organizing or Holding Meetings, Rallies, Demonstrations, Marches, or Picketing
- Article 109: Causing Death by Negligence (Bombing Belhorod with gliding bombs)

🧻 The Constitution of the ᵣussian Federation

- Article 15: Supremacy of International Law
- Article 17: Protection of Human Rights and Freedoms
- Article 19: Equality of Rights and Freedoms
- Article 21: Dignity of the Individual
- Article 29: Freedom of Thought and Speech
- Article 31: Right to Assembly
- Article 32: Right to Participate in Governance and Elections
- Article 34: Right to Free Use of Abilities and Property
- Article 35: Right to Property
- Article 42: Right to Reliable Information
- Article 46: Right to Judicial Protection
- Article 54: Non-retroactivity of Laws Worsening a Person's Situation
- Article 55: Limitation of Human Rights and Freedoms
- Article 67.1: Integrity of the ᵣussian Federation and Protection of Its Sovereignty
- Article 81: Presidential Term Limits
- Article 118: Independence of the Judiciary
- Article 120: Judges' Independence and Subordination Only to the Constitution and Federal Law

🧻 Administrative and Federal Laws

- Article 20.3.3: Discrediting or Spreading Unreliable Information About State Bodies (2022 Amendment)
- Article 19.1: Abuse of Official Powers
- Article 19.8: Failure to Comply with the Rules of Notification About Holding a Public Event
- Article 19.12: False Denunciation
- Law on Public Associations: Violations Related to Restrictions on Civil Society and NGOs
- Law on Political Parties: Illegal Restrictions and Manipulation
- Law on Countering Extremist Activities: Misuse Against Political Opponents and Activists
- Law on Freedom of Conscience and Religious Associations: Restrictions on Religious Freedoms
- Electoral Law: Violations in Conducting Elections in Annexed Territories
- Law on Mass Media: Censorship and Suppression of Independent Media
- Labor Code: Violations of Workers' Rights and Freedoms
- Law on State Secrets: Misuse to Cover Up Corruption and Illegal Activities
- Federal Law on Combating Corruption: Failure to Prevent and Prosecute Corruption Within the Government
- Law on the Prosecutor's Office: Interference with the Independence of Prosecutorial Activities

🧻International Laws (most significant)

- Geneva Conventions: Refusal to Exchange POWs, Violating International Law Incorporated into ᵣussian Law
- Federal Law on Ensuring Access to Information on the Activities of State Bodies and Local Self-Government: Violations Related to the Classification of Gold Reserve Data
- International Humanitarian Law: Violations in the Context of Armed Conflict
- Misuse of Emergency Powers: Implementing State of Emergency Measures Without Proper Legal Justification
- Environmental Violations: Neglecting Environmental Protection Laws
- International Nuclear Safety and Security: Capturing of Nuclear Power Plants
- International Criminal Court (ICC) Warrant

I have nothing to say to ᵣussians - It's not new for them; they’re used to it. Most of them seem to enjoy it kind of.

I have nothing to say to "escalation managers" - They don't care. And I learned the lesson.

I have nothing to say to those who believe in ᵣussian nuclear threats - no way they will read this far.

It's not the first and definitely not the last threat. This is what Gopnik does when you break his nose - he threatens to kill you and moans about negotiations at the same time.

And indeed, ᵣussia will bring a lot of death and chaos to the world, especially to Ukraine. And it's only possible because there are plenty of cowards and useful idiots in the world who prefer to do nothing to stop evil and have the power to stop others.Image For those "proud ᵣussians" who claim to support Putin (Huilo) for free, I have a simple question:

- Why do you hate ᵣussia so much? 🤔☝️

I'm not challenging someone's fascistic views or beliefs. Just a simple legal question, obviously endangering ᵣussia as a legit state.
Apr 9, 2024 6 tweets 2 min read
Let's be honest—you didn't watch the full committee meeting on April 9th, 2024, because the video is three hours long. Did Bloomberg watch it?

Mr. Lloyd J. Austin repeatedly stressed how vital Ukraine's victory is. Here is "that" cut from 01:22:00.

Following? 👇 Link below. Always follow the source before making conclusions. Tabloids may cherrypick words to attract more attention. Delivering relevant news is not their main goal.

Intentionally or not, this article will bleed back to Ukraine, and ᵣussia will weaponize it.

armed-services.senate.gov/hearings/to-re…
Mar 20, 2024 9 tweets 4 min read
I was watching videos like this in early 2022. This exact missile didn't kill me back then. But it killed someone else in Kharkiv.

They were happy. They were dancing.

Do you remember what "diffusion" means? 🧵 When you oversaturate a peaceful neighboring country with war, death, and suffering - diffusion is unavoidable. Atoms slick between atoms and get on the other side. You can't prevent it, no matter how hard the wall.

The war is slowly diffusing back to ᵣussia. 😐

Mar 2, 2024 5 tweets 2 min read
In 1992, russia invaded Moldova and established the so-called "Pridnestrovian Moldovan Republic".

Kremlin's POWs explained the reason for "arrival" as
"war against fascists (called români) and protect ᵣussian-speaking people in Moldova" for 3k rubbles per month.

Déjà vu.🤷‍♂️ This is 1-to-1 what russian POWs say in Ukraine.

- we thought we fought nazis
- war is bad
- money is good
- we didn't know

youtube.com/@VolodymyrZolk…
Feb 13, 2024 15 tweets 9 min read
So, weeks after Carlson's interview, this meme looks relevant to me.
I'm seriously considering that Tucker is a CIA agent and came to ᵣussia to check if Putin is still insane and utterly detached from reality.

Below, I will be collecting some ideas related to it. 🧵 Image First of all - Wiki: "The Vladimir Putin Interview"

It's already there, has a lot of links, and has already been translated into many languages.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vladi…
Jan 29, 2024 8 tweets 3 min read
1997 Alexander Dugin's "Foundations of Geopolitics" is a handbook in the ᵣussian military academy.

Has anybody tried to actually read this garbage? It actually explains a lot about ᵣussia.

I'm not reading, just cherry-picking. 🫠 Image We know what a "special military operation" is already. Now we know that it wasn't Putin's invention.

But what is "The Fundamental principle of the Common Enemy"? Image
Jan 11, 2024 4 tweets 3 min read
Since the "1993 Russian Constitutional Crisis", also known as "Yeltsin's coup" (yes, another russian projection) - there has been no legal or governmental system in ᵣussia. It's not working. It does not exist.

Every ᵣussian, by in any form participating in aggression against Ukraine, by their own laws, is guilty of:

By ᵣussian Criminal Code:
- Article 353: Planning, preparation or waging aggressive war (up to 20 years in prison);
- Article 354.1: Rehabilitation of Nazism;
- Article 356: Prohibited means of warfare;
- Article 357: Genocide;
- Article 359: Mercenarism (yes, you read it right);
- Article 207.3 (2022 Amendment): Disseminating unreliable information about armed forces;
- Article 42: Execution of illegal orders;

By ᵣussian Administrative Code:
- Article 20.3.3 (2022 Amendment): Discrediting or spreading unreliable information about state bodies;

By ᵣussian Constitution:
- Article 15: Supremacy of international law;
- Article 17: Protection of human rights;

All the above also extends to all other forms of aggression by ᵣussia against other countries, including but not limited to:
- Military invasion of Georgia along with political interference;
- Massacres in Chechnya (Ichkeria) till today;
- The Azerbaijan-Armenia disputes;
- Military actions in Syria;
- Various engagements in African nations;

Additionally, it encompasses indirect forms of interference like creating refugee crises, meddling in political and economic affairs of other nations, manipulating the energy market, and corrupting international organizations.

These direct and indirect actions demonstrate a consistent pattern of violating international and ᵣussian laws.

How can someone expect ᵣussia to follow international laws or at least be a reliable business partner when they don't even follow their own laws?

If there was a law or legit court system - all the ᵣussian government and MoD would go straight to jail together with all (but not limited) VGTRK and Gazprom workers.

You can't go to prison in ᵣussia - ᵣussia IS a prison.

Those who were supposed to be in prison called themselves government. The majority of russians are prisoners. Some are just working there and free to do whatever they want to other prisoners.

But make no mistake - the overwhelming majority of prisoners are okay with that and see it as the only possible order.Image
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Did you know that nobody calls elections in ᵣussia "Presidential" - they say "Putin's elections"

Here are ᵣussia's state election commission's requests for free Ads on TV about the constitutional changes that effectively let Putin rule forever. 🙃


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Jan 1, 2024 20 tweets 12 min read
For those who didn't know Maria Katasonova. 💁‍♂️
Get ready - it's gonna be funny. 👇🧵 Image - The victory will be ours, And if we lose, we will destroy the world.

✍️ Maria Katasonova says.

I suspect it was recorded ~2014-2015. (all sources below)

What happened on the frontline between russia and Ukraine back then, so they had to play "nukes card"? For whom? 🃏🤔
Dec 31, 2023 20 tweets 7 min read
Kremlin bots spent an insane amount of reports to take down all accounts that shared this video on Ticktock and Twitter.

So I will re-upload it just in case: this is a russian MLRS Grad shelling Donetsk residential areas from Makievka. Don't worry, Maria Katasonova!
I will never forget you. 😉