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🔥🧯 Hyper-ᵣussophobic Butthurt-Seeking Missile #NAFO #NAFOCatsDivision
Oct 21, 2024 5 tweets 5 min read
How to Break a Group with Polarized Bullshit

Fellas and Fellines, it is well known that NAFO is a pain in the ass for ᵣussian propaganda. We're strategic enemies of the autocratic axis. And they evolve. So we should evolve too, as a group and individuals. 🧵Image How Triangulation Attacks Work Against Groups

A triangulation attack involves multiple agents pretending to be on different sides of a conflict, pulling the group apart by amplifying opposing views. The attackers might present themselves as members, supporters, or even critics of the group. The goal? To force people into picking sides, amplifying divisions until trust breaks down.

Even knowing that Bullshit A and Bullshit B are both classified as Bullshit - with each representing polarized, opposing ideas - NAFO's natural drive to find the truth and seek justice actually makes it easier for attackers to exploit the situation. As Fellas are designed in a biolab to fight against any bullshit, brain activity, and involvement are inevitable, making distractions from the main NAFO objective even more effective.

In group attacks, attackers don’t need to outnumber the group. Even just two or three agents can create enough chaos to make a whole community implode. They fake conflicts, spread misinformation, and manipulate members into fabricated disputes, leading to mistrust, isolation, and the eventual breakdown of the group.Image
Sep 22, 2024 5 tweets 4 min read
TL;DR: As Dugin once said,
"Without Ukraine, ᵣussia cannot become an empire."

True. Because it was Ukrainian engineers, especially at KB Yuzhne ("КБ Південне"), who developed the ICBMs for the Soviets, which ᵣussia now struggles to maintain and modernize.

🧵👇 Long read? Jokes aside, rocket science is, you know...
rocket science after all.

It takes decades to develop, maintain, and modernize such complex technology. You need generations of specialists, not just "do what the Soviets did." You can't replace engineers carrying decades of collective knowledge. And sure, you can borrow a few million from the budget for a yacht here and there, but don't expect it to not affect the outcome.

Unless, of course, as a ᵣussian corrupt oligarch, you believe ᵣussia will never actually need it — and "pretending hard enough" will suffice.

Now when Putin asked to "hit the mood" - with all brain capacity, ᵣussian "engineers" managed to do exactly what they were asked for - Luna 25 hit the moon. Just as advertised.

Okay, the story... 👇Image
Aug 7, 2024 6 tweets 5 min read
Shoutout to one of Ukraine's top anti-propaganda TG channels - Fashik Donetskiy (Фашик Донецький).

This guy dishes out the cringiest cringe straight from the depths of vavtik's social media with style. Especially timely given our recent shaking in Kursk oblast. 🤌🧂🧵Image This is diffusion /di-ˈfyü-zhən/ in action.




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Jul 26, 2024 4 tweets 2 min read
Another russian bot is helping me cook rice because silly me - always forget how long it takes to cook it properly. 🤗
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This could probably give a JSON parse error. 🧐
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Jul 10, 2024 12 tweets 11 min read
Breakdown: "Guardian Opinion on NATO and Ukraine"
Kremlin's body fluids haven't dried on the paper yet, but here we go - 61 intellectual individuals had no fear to touch it and even signed, apparently not even reading.

Please! Please! Don't take Ukraine to NATO! 🙏😭🧵Image Unwise was when ᵣussian Nuclear Forces didn't nuke Gelendzhik Putin's castle back in 2014 simply because there is no power on earth that threatens "the very existence of ᵣussia as a state" as Putin himself.
But hey, they didn't know what was coming. 🤷‍♂️
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Jul 8, 2024 5 tweets 3 min read
X-101 is a russian high-precision air-launched cruise missile. They can't just "miss" with that.

They deliberately strike children's hospitals and civilians. They said many times they want to destroy Ukraine. This is exactly what they're doing.



Image As it usually happens - russian media and all cotton swabs will scream, "it was Ukrainian air defense". Here is a clear sound of the X-101 engine and one of many photos when you see the missile's shape.

I live it here just in case, free of charge.




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Jul 4, 2024 5 tweets 5 min read
What if I tell you there is a version of the Universe where WW2 never happened?

London could never been bombed, Poland could never been divided, and almost everyone could have lived in peace without tens of millions of deaths. 🧵 Image In 1938, through the Munich Agreement, Hitler captured part of Czechoslovakia, exploiting the appeasement policies of France and the UK. This agreement, driven by threats of further aggression, allowed Nazi Germany to annex the Sudetenland without firing a shot, under the pretense of protecting ethnic Germans. The world watched passively, hoping this concession would satisfy Hitler’s ambitions.

However, by March 1939, when Hitler attempted to seize the remainder of Czechoslovakia, the Czechs chose to resist fiercely, setting the stage for a conflict that would alter history.

The Nazis, confident in their blitzkrieg tactics, expected a swift victory. But the Czechs, fueled by a fierce determination to protect their homeland, turned the Sudetenland into a bloodbath. The Wehrmacht, encountering fierce resistance, found itself mired in a protracted and brutal conflict. The initial months saw heavy casualties on both sides, but the Czechs, utilizing their defensive fortifications and local knowledge, managed to hold their ground.

While Czechoslovakia fought tooth and nail, the so-called Allies—France and the UK—played a dangerous game of "escalation management." Rather than fully committing to the fight, they provided minimal military and humanitarian aid, always a day late and woefully inadequate. Politicians in London and Paris made grand speeches about supporting the Czechs, but their actions spoke louder than words. Shipments of weapons and supplies were consistently delayed by bureaucratic red tape, and the humanitarian aid that did arrive was laughably insufficient.

This half-hearted approach was driven by a fear of provoking Hitler into a larger war, as if the conflict raging in Czechoslovakia wasn't already catastrophic. The Allies' reluctance to engage directly with Germany created a tragic stalemate, where the Czechs were left to bleed while the world watched.

As the months turned into years, the war became a grueling battle of attrition. The Nazi war machine, designed for rapid conquest, was not equipped for a prolonged siege. The Wehrmacht suffered heavy losses as they attempted to break through the Czechoslovak defenses. Each advance was met with fierce resistance, turning every inch of ground into a costly prize.

Czechoslovakian cities and villages bore the brunt of the conflict, with civilians caught in the crossfire. The landscape became a hellscape of trenches, ruins, and blood-soaked battlefields. Despite the immense suffering, the Czechs' resolve never wavered. Their guerrilla tactics and fortified positions continued to frustrate and exhaust the German forces.

As the war dragged on, Hitler’s regime faced mounting internal and external pressures. The prolonged conflict in Czechoslovakia drained German resources and morale. The image of Nazi invincibility began to crumble, and the German populace grew increasingly disillusioned with the war.

In a desperate bid to turn the tide, Germany sought to build alliances with other fascist regimes. Italy, under Mussolini, and Japan, eager to expand its influence in Asia, formed the Axis of Evil. This alliance aimed to present a united front against the Allies, hoping to intimidate them into inaction.

Hitler and his allies engaged in provocative actions designed to force the Allies into the war. Border skirmishes, submarine attacks, and propaganda campaigns aimed at stoking fear and uncertainty. Yet, despite these provocations, the Allies remained steadfast in their misguided strategy of "escalation management."

By the end of 1940, after 2.5 years of relentless fighting, the situation reached a critical point. The Czechs, though battered and exhausted, had managed to hold their ground against overwhelming odds. The German forces, stretched thin and demoralized, were on the brink of collapse. The Axis of Evil, despite their alliance, could not muster the strength to break the stalemate.

The Allies, finally realizing the futility of their cautious approach, began to ramp up their support. Military aid started flowing more freely, and humanitarian assistance became more substantial. However, this belated effort could not erase the years of suffering and destruction that Czechoslovakia had endured.

We're here now, ladies and gentlemen. We're here.
Jun 30, 2024 9 tweets 11 min read
This is one of the documents from the "Surkov leaks" describing the ᵣussian plan "Shatun", aimed at destabilizing the situation in Ukraine after the Russian invasion in 2014.

The leak is dated Oct 2016 but still can be handy today for studying russian propaganda tactics.
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Plan of Immediate Measures for Destabilizing the Socio-Political Situation in Ukraine "Shatun"

Considering the critical situation in resolving the issue of the special status of Donbas in Ukraine, the procrastination by the Ukrainian leadership in adopting necessary laws for this purpose, the blocking of Russian initiatives in the Normandy and Minsk negotiation processes, and the implementation of a plan for reintegrating territories controlled by the Lugansk and Donetsk People's Republics into Ukraine, requires the adoption of urgent additional comprehensive measures.

Achieving the stated goals involves implementing measures to destabilize the political life in Ukraine as soon as possible, which should lead to early parliamentary and presidential elections.

The most favorable period for the implementation of the developed set of measures - November 2016 to March 2017.

Considering Ukraine's parliamentary-presidential form of government, it is necessary to create favorable conditions for the entry of new political forces into the parliament, whose leaders declare the achievement of peace in Donbas, which will subsequently provide additional leverage on the Ukrainian political leadership.

As a result of significant changes in the Ukrainian political landscape, a scenario of Donbas returning to Ukraine's political field under the conditions of the Russian Federation is possible, which will ensure the necessary number of loyal politicians in the Ukrainian parliament and the adoption of needed laws. In the long term, this will also allow for substantial influence on Ukraine's foreign political life, including in the context of blocking its Euro-Atlantic integration and cooperation with NATO.

Given the above, it is necessary to ensure the implementation of the following set of measures:

I. Hold negotiations with the leaders of the Ukrainian opposition (Opposition Bloc, Batkivshchyna, Radical Party of Lyashko), as well as with individual deputies of the Verkhovna Rada. The subject of discussion is the activation of the protest movement with the beginning of the autumn political period and the heating season.
Start of the nationwide protest - "Tariff Maidan" - in the second half of November, after the population receives payment documents for housing and utility services, and also since the main part of the population will not have time to arrange subsidies.Image
Jun 5, 2024 7 tweets 5 min read
During the World War II, Poland was invaded by Nazi Germany and Soviets. On June 4 Poland celebrates
"The Day of Freedom and Civil Rights"

They celebrate it since 1989. Not 1945.
After WW2 part of Poland still was under the occupation of the aggressor. Following me? 🧵🇵🇱 Image Both Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union used detention camps to control, oppress, and exterminate people during and after the war.

Nazi Concentration Camps:

- Auschwitz, Birkenau, and Monowitz: Mass extermination of Jews, Poles, Romani, Soviet POWs, and others. Also sites of forced labor and medical experiments.
- Buchenwald: Detained political prisoners, Jews, Romani, and others. Used for forced labor.
- Sachsenhausen: Held political prisoners, Soviet POWs, and Jews. Used for forced labor and medical experiments.

Soviet Filtration Camps:

- Sachsenhausen (Special Camp No. 7): Detained German civilians and political prisoners.
- Buchenwald (Special Camp No. 2): Used by the NKVD for German POWs and political enemies until 1950.
- Auschwitz and Birkenau: Transit camps for German prisoners.
- Majdanek: Used as an NKVD filtration camp.
- Vaivara, Kauen, Kaiserwald, and Plaszow: Used to detain civilians and perceived enemies.

When WW2 officially ended, Soviet Camps remained "operational".Image
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Jun 1, 2024 4 tweets 5 min read
Following ᵣussian Nuclear Doctrine, the only fitting target for a nuclear strike is Putin's bunker in Gelendzhik.

And here is why 💁‍

During Putin's presidency, he has violated at least:
- 21 Articles of the Criminal Code
- 14 Articles of the Constitution
- 15 Administrative and Federal Laws

In addition, here are a few of the most notable geopolitical and economic "achievements" of Putin's presidency:

Ukrainian Gas Transit Contract: The contract ends in 2024 and will never be renewed—a goldmine for the ᵣussian gas industry is now gone. Gazprom has already reported record-breaking losses. And Unidentified Good Drones™ is not going to stop any time soon. It is going deeper and deeper.

Record-breaking Military Losses losses in the military, irreversibly damaging ᵣussia's defense capabilities. Experts estimate it will take 50+ years to restore. Not to mention half a million losses in manpower.

The ruble has plummeted, leading to insane inflation rates. You can see "nice and shiny" Moscow-City videos, but make no mistake — Moscow is a tumor for ᵣussia. Sanctions, Import Substitution Failure, Brain Drain, Political Isolation ...It's a long list.

Indeed, ᵣussians could just try to close their eyes, like they always do, until 1917 or 1991 happens again, but any sane person would see how this tends towards the deepest crisis in ᵣussian history, if not said... Existential Threat. 😏

According to ᵣussia's official nuclear doctrine, nukes are justified in case of an existential threat to the state. Given the current trajectory, if ᵣussia's survival hinges on eliminating internal threats, then the opulent palace in Gelendzhik might just top the target list.

Perhaps nuking the symbol of corruption and misrule could be the bizarre, yet "doctrinally correct" solution to ᵣussia’s woes. If hypocrisy had a zip code, it’d be here, right where the fate of a nation could be sealed by its own misguided policies.

So, if you imagine a golden toilet on which Huilo is sitting, and you're not quite sure what kind of luxury toilet paper he uses - here is the clue:

🧻Criminal Code of the ᵣussian Federation

- Article 105: Murder
- Article 136: Violation of Equality of Rights and Freedoms of Man and Citizen
- Article 140: Refusal to Provide Information to Citizens
- Article 353: Planning, Preparation, or Waging Aggressive War
- Article 354.1: Rehabilitation of Nazism
- Article 356: Prohibited Means of Warfare
- Article 357: Genocide
- Article 359: Mercenarism
- Article 207.3: Disseminating Unreliable Information About Armed Forces (2022 Amendment)
- Article 42: Execution of Illegal Orders
- Article 278: Violent Seizure of Power or Violent Retention of Power
- Article 277: Encroachment on the Life of a State or Public Figure
- Article 210: Creation of a Criminal Community (Criminal Organization)
- Article 239: Establishment of a Religious or Public Association Infringing on the Personality and Rights of Citizens
- Article 286: Exceeding Official Authority
- Article 288: Illegal Evictions and Resettlements
- Article 294: Interference with the Activities of Courts and Preliminary Investigations
- Article 111: Intentional Infliction of Grievous Bodily Harm
- Article 299: Knowingly Unlawful Refusal to Provide a Detainee with the Opportunity to Exercise Their Rights
- Article 212.1: Repeated Violations of the Established Procedure for Organizing or Holding Meetings, Rallies, Demonstrations, Marches, or Picketing
- Article 109: Causing Death by Negligence (Bombing Belhorod with gliding bombs)

🧻 The Constitution of the ᵣussian Federation

- Article 15: Supremacy of International Law
- Article 17: Protection of Human Rights and Freedoms
- Article 19: Equality of Rights and Freedoms
- Article 21: Dignity of the Individual
- Article 29: Freedom of Thought and Speech
- Article 31: Right to Assembly
- Article 32: Right to Participate in Governance and Elections
- Article 34: Right to Free Use of Abilities and Property
- Article 35: Right to Property
- Article 42: Right to Reliable Information
- Article 46: Right to Judicial Protection
- Article 54: Non-retroactivity of Laws Worsening a Person's Situation
- Article 55: Limitation of Human Rights and Freedoms
- Article 67.1: Integrity of the ᵣussian Federation and Protection of Its Sovereignty
- Article 81: Presidential Term Limits
- Article 118: Independence of the Judiciary
- Article 120: Judges' Independence and Subordination Only to the Constitution and Federal Law

🧻 Administrative and Federal Laws

- Article 20.3.3: Discrediting or Spreading Unreliable Information About State Bodies (2022 Amendment)
- Article 19.1: Abuse of Official Powers
- Article 19.8: Failure to Comply with the Rules of Notification About Holding a Public Event
- Article 19.12: False Denunciation
- Law on Public Associations: Violations Related to Restrictions on Civil Society and NGOs
- Law on Political Parties: Illegal Restrictions and Manipulation
- Law on Countering Extremist Activities: Misuse Against Political Opponents and Activists
- Law on Freedom of Conscience and Religious Associations: Restrictions on Religious Freedoms
- Electoral Law: Violations in Conducting Elections in Annexed Territories
- Law on Mass Media: Censorship and Suppression of Independent Media
- Labor Code: Violations of Workers' Rights and Freedoms
- Law on State Secrets: Misuse to Cover Up Corruption and Illegal Activities
- Federal Law on Combating Corruption: Failure to Prevent and Prosecute Corruption Within the Government
- Law on the Prosecutor's Office: Interference with the Independence of Prosecutorial Activities

🧻International Laws (most significant)

- Geneva Conventions: Refusal to Exchange POWs, Violating International Law Incorporated into ᵣussian Law
- Federal Law on Ensuring Access to Information on the Activities of State Bodies and Local Self-Government: Violations Related to the Classification of Gold Reserve Data
- International Humanitarian Law: Violations in the Context of Armed Conflict
- Misuse of Emergency Powers: Implementing State of Emergency Measures Without Proper Legal Justification
- Environmental Violations: Neglecting Environmental Protection Laws
- International Nuclear Safety and Security: Capturing of Nuclear Power Plants
- International Criminal Court (ICC) Warrant

I have nothing to say to ᵣussians - It's not new for them; they’re used to it. Most of them seem to enjoy it kind of.

I have nothing to say to "escalation managers" - They don't care. And I learned the lesson.

I have nothing to say to those who believe in ᵣussian nuclear threats - no way they will read this far.

It's not the first and definitely not the last threat. This is what Gopnik does when you break his nose - he threatens to kill you and moans about negotiations at the same time.

And indeed, ᵣussia will bring a lot of death and chaos to the world, especially to Ukraine. And it's only possible because there are plenty of cowards and useful idiots in the world who prefer to do nothing to stop evil and have the power to stop others.Image For those "proud ᵣussians" who claim to support Putin (Huilo) for free, I have a simple question:

- Why do you hate ᵣussia so much? 🤔☝️

I'm not challenging someone's fascistic views or beliefs. Just a simple legal question, obviously endangering ᵣussia as a legit state.
Apr 9, 2024 6 tweets 2 min read
Let's be honest—you didn't watch the full committee meeting on April 9th, 2024, because the video is three hours long. Did Bloomberg watch it?

Mr. Lloyd J. Austin repeatedly stressed how vital Ukraine's victory is. Here is "that" cut from 01:22:00.

Following? 👇 Link below. Always follow the source before making conclusions. Tabloids may cherrypick words to attract more attention. Delivering relevant news is not their main goal.

Intentionally or not, this article will bleed back to Ukraine, and ᵣussia will weaponize it.

armed-services.senate.gov/hearings/to-re…
Mar 20, 2024 9 tweets 4 min read
I was watching videos like this in early 2022. This exact missile didn't kill me back then. But it killed someone else in Kharkiv.

They were happy. They were dancing.

Do you remember what "diffusion" means? 🧵 When you oversaturate a peaceful neighboring country with war, death, and suffering - diffusion is unavoidable. Atoms slick between atoms and get on the other side. You can't prevent it, no matter how hard the wall.

The war is slowly diffusing back to ᵣussia. 😐

Jan 29, 2024 8 tweets 3 min read
1997 Alexander Dugin's "Foundations of Geopolitics" is a handbook in the ᵣussian military academy.

Has anybody tried to actually read this garbage? It actually explains a lot about ᵣussia.

I'm not reading, just cherry-picking. 🫠 Image We know what a "special military operation" is already. Now we know that it wasn't Putin's invention.

But what is "The Fundamental principle of the Common Enemy"? Image
Jan 11, 2024 4 tweets 3 min read
Since the "1993 Russian Constitutional Crisis", also known as "Yeltsin's coup" (yes, another russian projection) - there has been no legal or governmental system in ᵣussia. It's not working. It does not exist.

Every ᵣussian, by in any form participating in aggression against Ukraine, by their own laws, is guilty of:

By ᵣussian Criminal Code:
- Article 353: Planning, preparation or waging aggressive war (up to 20 years in prison);
- Article 354.1: Rehabilitation of Nazism;
- Article 356: Prohibited means of warfare;
- Article 357: Genocide;
- Article 359: Mercenarism (yes, you read it right);
- Article 207.3 (2022 Amendment): Disseminating unreliable information about armed forces;
- Article 42: Execution of illegal orders;

By ᵣussian Administrative Code:
- Article 20.3.3 (2022 Amendment): Discrediting or spreading unreliable information about state bodies;

By ᵣussian Constitution:
- Article 15: Supremacy of international law;
- Article 17: Protection of human rights;

All the above also extends to all other forms of aggression by ᵣussia against other countries, including but not limited to:
- Military invasion of Georgia along with political interference;
- Massacres in Chechnya (Ichkeria) till today;
- The Azerbaijan-Armenia disputes;
- Military actions in Syria;
- Various engagements in African nations;

Additionally, it encompasses indirect forms of interference like creating refugee crises, meddling in political and economic affairs of other nations, manipulating the energy market, and corrupting international organizations.

These direct and indirect actions demonstrate a consistent pattern of violating international and ᵣussian laws.

How can someone expect ᵣussia to follow international laws or at least be a reliable business partner when they don't even follow their own laws?

If there was a law or legit court system - all the ᵣussian government and MoD would go straight to jail together with all (but not limited) VGTRK and Gazprom workers.

You can't go to prison in ᵣussia - ᵣussia IS a prison.

Those who were supposed to be in prison called themselves government. The majority of russians are prisoners. Some are just working there and free to do whatever they want to other prisoners.

But make no mistake - the overwhelming majority of prisoners are okay with that and see it as the only possible order.Image
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Did you know that nobody calls elections in ᵣussia "Presidential" - they say "Putin's elections"

Here are ᵣussia's state election commission's requests for free Ads on TV about the constitutional changes that effectively let Putin rule forever. 🙃


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Jan 1, 2024 20 tweets 12 min read
For those who didn't know Maria Katasonova. 💁‍♂️
Get ready - it's gonna be funny. 👇🧵 Image - The victory will be ours, And if we lose, we will destroy the world.

✍️ Maria Katasonova says.

I suspect it was recorded ~2014-2015. (all sources below)

What happened on the frontline between russia and Ukraine back then, so they had to play "nukes card"? For whom? 🃏🤔
Dec 16, 2023 11 tweets 3 min read
As of 16 Dec 2023 - 343,890 russian soldiers were eliminated in Ukraine.

Assuming the average russian soldier is:
~ 70 kg weight;
~ 1.76 m tall;
~ 0.0771 m³ body volume;

🧮🧵 Shall we do the math thread?

#FunFact #FunFactFriday #NAFO #Maths Image Total Mass of eliminated Muscovites:
343,890 * 70 kg ≈ 24,072,300 kg

Total Volume:
343,890 * 0.0771 m³ ≈ 26,514 m³

As a Solid Cube:
∛26,514 m³ ≈ 29.82 m (length per cube side)

Spherical eliminated Muscovites in a vacuum:
∛(3 * 26,514 m³ / 4π) ≈ 18.50 m.
Oct 1, 2023 9 tweets 10 min read
Today, we are going to talk about your mental health weaknesses, Fella. Yes, you have many. And ₖremlin's troll farms know it.

I know this topic was discussed and reviewed from thousands of angles. But because of smooth brains, it mostly slides off.

So let's try again... 💁‍♂️🧵 Image So first, I'll quote a part of my old post to soften your brain and squeeze a little hole there. To prepare a place, sort of speak. 🧠

It could hurt a little, but remember:

- Awareness and Understanding are essential. Image
Jun 1, 2023 16 tweets 7 min read
Disturbing news from the Belgorod People's Republic.
I'll try to brighten everything I can in a single thread.
With subs, but late, as usual.🤏🧵

#Belhorod #Shebekino #Шебекино Image Early morning (yes, 08:00 is early morning for me) published a video announcement on their Telegram channel:

"We are going to liberate all of Russia, from Belgorod to Vladivostok, to raise the white flag of freedom in Moscow." ✊

- Freedom of Russia Legion
Mar 27, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
Freedom is not a gift.

28.04.14 - The last peaceful protest in Donetsk.
Mar 20, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Wow... that was fast.
Mar 19, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Okay, TL;DR - russian logic:

- Horrible drones forcing people to suicide in trench is awful.
- Invade other country, rape, steal, and kill is fine. Subject: