A cool thing about ranching on islands in Alaska is in the winter, when there's less grass, is kelp season. Kelp loves the cold & kelp forests really get going in winter.
Then winter storms pull lots of it off its stalks and pile it onto the beach, where the cows can graze it.
Another cool thing about ranching on islands in Alaska is this quote is technically true!
So, here's the thing.
They're way out in the North Pacific. That "cradle of storms" thing is real.
Those big waves that surfers love on the North Shore of Hawai'i?
This is where they come from! Storms in the North Pacific! They're still huge after they make it to HAWAI'I
That's how all that kelp gets onto shore. Big storms, big waves, tearin' up the kelp forests & dropping them on the beach.
So you'll still get occasional 20, 30' waves even after a local storm is over.
When it's otherwise calm & the cows are out grazing on the beach.
So the thing about cows is they're kinda just a fermentation tank on legs.
Their body is a big hollow barrel with a lot of gas in it (mostly lungs, some CO2 & methane in the gut).
They float GREAT.
So yes, sometimes they get whacked by big waves when they're grazing on the beach. But don't worry, they don't drown! They float! They can swim!*
*Well enough to cross a river. Not well enough to get back to land in the North Pacific.
Cows are not a maritime creature.
So.... someone has figured out that there's a magic island that occasionally drops cows into the ocean.
Turns out orcas love steak.
And this quote is technically true! There are no natural predators ON Umnak Island.
The article doesn't mention the orcas. I got that info from a colleague involved in attempts to acquire the ranch.
Turns out running a ranch in the Aleutian Islands is, like, logistically not recommended- as I understand it's no longer in operation.
This ranch is a great case study in "Just because you can ranch cattle here, doesn't mean you should."
There's also a caribou herd there that AFAIK doesn't wander down into the wave zone to graze, because they eat lichen in the winter. It helps to be adapted to the local area!
In conclusion, Yeehaw
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In honor of Texas border stunts, let's talk about what happens to agriculture when a state decides to "get tough on immigration."
And it always, always ends badly for farmers.
Let's start with an easy one: Georgia in 2011!
Georgia's HB 87 required farmers to use E-Verify to screen employees. It gave state police extra powers to enforce immigration law. And it created heavy fines & sentences for fake documents & transporting workers.
Here's the problem: our immigration laws are BAD, and HB 87 didn't fix them.
Instead, HB 87 backfired so hard, it got dragged in Forbes.
Ok we all wanna bring back mammoths with cloning, but there are some weirdos I think we should also consider.
PROCOPTODON: giant pug-faced kangaroo with forward-facing eyes. We think it walked instead of hopping. Early Australians met it & I want to feel what they felt
Giant burrowing owl from Cuba that could fly but would probably rather not.
Look at this little guy. Imagine this little dude running around IRL. I want to pack its lunch & send it to school
TITANOTYLOPUS: Giant 2.5-ton Ice Age camel from... the Yukon!?
Can it be domesticated? There's only one way to find out!
Open to other explanations, but the best sense I can make is it's hard to ID people who'd buy tractors & combines. Lots of people own acreage but don't buy ag equipment (landowners who rent it out, hobby farmers, etc).
So if you're a tractor co looking to target ads, how do you sift your potential Big Rig Buyers from the chaff of casual landowners?
Could be that one of the best ways is ID social media users who are ag professionals & track where we go : /
Keeping the North Atlantic right whale from going extinct is important for many environmental & ethical reasons
but hear me out: they like to have group sex parties & if this is what a few hundred get up to, I just wanna find out what the ocean is like with 200,000 of em
conservationists: there is a terrible tension between "making wildlife relatable" so people feel invested in their well-being, and anthropomorphizing them past the point of recognizability
Ok so. This is a joke but it's also true. This _is_ the wealth-building model Kiyosaki teaches in Rich Dad Poor Dad.
He made up a lot of his anecdotes, but the get-rich approach he describes is 100% real.
It's just plantation vibes. He grew up in a sugar plantation town.
Hawai'i in the 1950s when Kiyosaki was growing up:
-Tourism was barely a thing yet.
-Sugar production was booming
-Hawai'i had been dominated by sugar plantations since at least the mid-1800s, & production peaked in the '80s.
-Sugar was THE BOSS in Hawai'i.
For those who don't work in ag- esp in large areas that concentrate on the same crop, like sugar in Hawai'i or corn in Iowa, there's a very zero-sum culture there.
There's only 1 game in town. Cutthroat competition over the 1 resource is normal. So is labor exploitation.