Rather than go into OrgKit tonight, I want to explain why Windows networks have been historically insecure. 🧵
Computing does not have a long history. Its progression goes industrial IBM solutions with all services included, to piecemeal solutions separating software and hardware, to innumerable OS options and hardware, to standardized hardware and narrowing OS options, to 90’s businesses
As these options narrowed, Windows offered a solution in NT Domains with a compelling, if junior way, to solve the hardest problem in computing: Interoperability and per-user security across server and client. There were others we won’t get into them. It was a huge success.
There is a large history of disparate and converged services in computing. Microsoft eventually combined many academic/corporate solutions into a cohesive offering: Active Directory.
Kerberos for authentication. LDAP for directory. SMB for file services. Group Policy for mgmt etc
The problem here was Microsoft created a monstrously powerful solution, with essentially a blank-slate administrative paradigm you had to design and deploy (they didn’t know what was the right way either yet and didn’t want to prematurely designate), and gave it away for free.
Directory solutions and admin delegation of rights had previously been entire jobs that committees debated and defined and slowly developed tools for.
Active Directory had that, in an almost infinitely adaptable way, for people with no experience or knowledge. It just worked.
Microsoft had tribulations in its management and investment in Active Directory. Some of which I know, most I don’t.
But they had unleashed the greatest networking tool ever for making computers be talking together and be managed. Effortlessly. And, they were mostly all isolated.
Some things, I blame Microsoft. Others I say what they were doing had literally never existed at scale. And without hindsight. Others, were a failure to renew an ownership in results.
Anyway. The years go on. The Internet is omnipresent. And the attacks start against customers.
Microsoft begins to have a Very Bad Time. A combination of code security issues leading to worms, and executable control+privilege level on arbitrary code – leading to users compromising themselves by installing innocuous-seeming malware – becomes crisis. Guess what. They respond
In 2002, Bill Gates releases one of the most consequential pieces of corporate writing in history. The “Trusted Computing Memo.”
This dramatically led to changes making exploiting Microsoft products substantially harder. It led to internal revolution.
But.wired.com/2002/01/bill-g…
What Microsoft could not do was fix the networks their customers had already built. Further, they failed to radically transform the administrative surface of Active Directory and its default state, to make it administratable by commoners.
This is one of their greatest failures.
Active Directory remains without reasonable roles for segregation or responsibility. Like, “desktop administrator” or “server adninistrator” or “network service querying logged-in user.” They just don’t exist. And most customers do not have the specialization and skill to do it.
Neither do OU (folders) exist to correctly delineate these objects into their roles and ability to access. Or organizationally delegate.
So what do Microsoft customers do? They exploit the worst decision in the history of computer. That I feel bad highlighting.
“Domain Admins”
Because Microsoft abdicated its role in strongly defining an administrative theory for Active Directory - which all products today have - their customers have rights to everything assigned to innumerable people. Sane account they access their email can ransom the entire company.
Now; there are firms that nominally try to do it right. Where Helpdesk are not Domain Admins. But innumerable network services with hijackabke credentials are. And the helpdesk people are admins to Domain Admins. So they own the domain admins. AD offers nothing to detect/address.
This is just a sample of 2 issues that fostered our reality. Microsoft is now investing again into AD. With a product leader I’d like to call a friendly acquaintance.
But where was the money before. Where was the leadership that obligated the resources. When they made our world.
Lucky for Microsoft it kinda seems like Twitter broke this thread somewhere so you won’t see it. But yeah. I’m called a Microsoft shill because my criticisms don’t fit in a funny anecdote about the Start Menu.
If anyone knows a similar write up or course that explains the actual motivating issues into WHY our networks are like this @ me a link so I don’t have to write it and then never do it.
(The AD team has been working on great stuff, public, announced, and stuff I’ve heard. This is NOT a criticism of them. I’m trying to describe the history of how we got to today. Which they may disagree with. But I don’t pass stuff by Microsoft. I’m actually independent.)
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==Training Lesson==
INVESTIGATION NARRATIVE: SSH Kill la Killed 🧵
My job is to solve the Weird Problems as the Final escalation tier. I do this with generalist knowledge and practical experience.
New InfoSec/IT entrants often ask what this looks like in practice. Follow below.
NOTE: You can mute this thread if not interested it will be long.
I have a seedbox in Europe to coalesse torrent downloads from other servers at 10gbe uplink to many other similar colocated servers hosting the content. I then collect finished over SSH file copy at my leisure.
In some scenarios you can increase overall transfer speeds by running multiple sessions simultaneously, like a multi-lane highway. This can help saturate your connection, which I was not getting.
In 2009, I got on a helicopter piloted by my friend. We lifted off with careless abandon, in the online mode of Grand Theft Auto 4, for the first time. We were normally talkative, but we both fell into wordlessness as we flew at night through this impossible city. And I realized.
Every story can be told here. Labor of untold people who toiled to Truman Show you made a city we flew by with only glance. On the streets, raced-by. There are innumerable conceits, things started and never finished. Left over from dreams aborted. But someone made this. For what?
A city never runs out of stories. A city is not reorganized for every allegorical plunder. The artists who strained for years to make this analogy have their effort thrown away on conclusion of an arc written by another or abandoned by player. But they made a city. For what?
So my outsider impression is all cloud AI services have essentially nuked themselves in endless layers of safety and political conformance, while also desperately trying to save on compute. If you've watched o1 work it has layers of reasoning for "safety" before it answers.
And that cloud AI is essentially in a death spiral of mainstreaming concerns instead of delivering. Yes you've created a corpus of the sins of humanity and you're not remotely brave enough to just be a fucking adult about what your API returns.
The Google AI disaster is just the essential denial of how this technology works. It literally delivers the average signal. The proctologist is going to be an old white guy. That's the average. And you've taken it on yourself to deny this technology you built to say exactly that.
The fact is as an American with raw exposure to efficient manufacturing buy-in I can easily justify a new comb, new socks, 20 plastic straws, every single day of my life. And basically none of it ends-up in the ocean. Give it to poor in Oceania it does. Perfect moral incongruity.
This isn't remotely fair. And it doesn't capture other pollutants nor plastic effuse from manufacturing. But I'm not killing turtles with plastic. My straws have never touched salt water. It was imaginary. Which nonetheless we were somehow convicted under because of vibes.
If plastic discharge into ocean kills turtles – the most morally free creatures – it was caused by the globally poor, not Americans in Ohio. That's not remotely fair, in abstract. But it's true. And who is going to tell that truth? Well, nobody. It's better to rot in Hell.
Modern mass-storage calculus is so interesting for home labs. You don't need striping for performance use NVMe. You don't need drive pooling you've got 12TB+ disks. Okay you've got a 6 drive 48TB RAID6 that could just be two 24TB you back up. You're pantomiming enterprise.
There was a time you had to have immense calculations and trade-offs. Tranches of 73GB 15k RPM disks you pooled together for screaming speed, now blown away in actual cosmic magnitudes by a $40 SATA SSD. Racks of millions of dollars now in a disposable chip held by children.
I joined IT in 2007 after teenage years of training on forums and projects. I sat there in a building of decades of technology being sent to scrap and closed because it was being consolidated to a couple racks in Connecticut. And today enterprise has never been further removed.
It's legit crazy how open the US military is on medical and tactics stuff. You should strongly consider their public materials especially on field treatment for SHTF. They are literally saying any challenger's logistics are so shit it doesn't even matter the plans here's our PDF.
All the tactics and training of US ground troops – you can just read online it's not secret. Fuck you, you can't do this anyway, we're not going to try to pretend you can't find a copy on Limewire. Good luck dumbass.
We've known how to secure Windows since ~2000, significantly improved in 2007/2009. Just nobody wants to do it. There are IRL attacks against F500 co's that were fixed in Windows 98SE if you fucking turn them on. Hard to describe how fallen our world is. Execution is everything.