A lot of people are upset with Biden for declaring Easter to be Trans Day of Visibility, but to be fair, the date of was selected only because the LGBCalendar was already rather full.
The Trans Day of Visibility is March 31. Do not confuse this with the Trans Day of Remembrance, which is November 20.
We must also take care to honor Transgender Parent Day (Nov 6) Trans Awareness Week (Nov 13-19) and International Pronoun Day (Oct 20).
Trans is distinct from drag. International Drag Day is July 16.
But not everyone even HAS a gender to trans. Agender Pride Day is May 19. Intersex Awareness Day is Oct 26.
You can come out as any of these on National Coming Out Day, which is October 11.
Omnisexual Visibility Day is July 6 so mark your calendar for that. Bisexual Awareness Week ends on September 22 but jumps right into Bisexual Visibility Day which is September 23.
July 14 is International Non-Binary Day right in the middle of Non-Binary Awareness Week (July 11-17).
My personal favorite is Gay Uncle Day, August 14.
Aromantic folkx cannot be easily categorized because there are a lot of different TYPES of Aromantic people. Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week is Feb 20-26.
Asexuality is not the same as Aromanticism, so it gets its own day, which is April 6.
Speaking of April, we can’t forget the ladies! International Lesbian Visibility Day is April 26. Harvey Milk Day is May 22, and Stonewall Riots Day is June 28.
Pansexuality is widely misunderstood so it gets a few days - Pansexuality and Panromantic Visibility Day is May 24, but don’t forget Pansexual Pride Day, which is December 8.
Spirit Day is October 21 but I can’t remember what that’s for.
A lot of people confuse Pride
Month (June) with LGBT History Month (October). We must observe both though, as well as Bisexual Health Awareness Month (March), and Trans Awareness Month (November).
Human Rights Day is December 10 and World AIDS Day December 1. Don’t confuse either of these with HIV Survivors Day, which is June 5.
May 17 is the International Day Against Homophobia, Biphobia and Transphobia. You should also not be hateful on March 1, which is Zero Discrimination Day.
Discrimination is DEFINITELY not OK on the International Day of Silence, which is April 22.
So in sum, while Christians might be bent out of shape about Biden taking over Easter, you see that his hands were tied.
To be frank, Christians were being a bit greedy demanding two days - Easter and Christmas - to celebrate their guy. You’re not really leaving enough days on the calendar for the powerless and marginalized folks who never get enough attention.
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I have decided on a solution to the European problem. They are obviously not fit for self-governance, thus resulting in a permanent state of extreme poverty and a lack of air conditioning so severe that we are tempted to simply let the place collapse. On the other hand, Europe has some beautiful cities and ancient culture that is worth preserving if for no other reason than we enjoy visiting.
So what we need is a grand compromise wherein we permit Europe to continue to exist, but in return, we improve things and become a responsible, kind, benevolent despot.
I call it THE JARVIS PLAN.
JARVIS PLAN ELEMENT ONE: No more self-governance. It's been a disaster. No EU, no "parliament" or "Lords of House" or whatever the hell they call it over there. We run things from now on.
TWO: Europeans permitted to stay ON THE CONDITION that they act very, very European. Dutch people wearing wooden shoes, French kids running around with baguettes and cigs, British people being gay, etc. This is important for ambiance.
THREE: Highest standards of European ambiance will be mandatory. Every corner in Switzerland needs a blond girl and one of those big cows with the bell on it. Failure to maintain ambiance will be handled via drone strikes.
Minnesota is a problem. Let’s talk about it.
When people think of Minnesota they probably think of the great film FARGO in which the average resident is portrayed as either a low class low IQ drunk or a serial killer.
You know what? Fargo was being NICE. The real Minnesota is far worse. It was worse back then and it’s WAY worse now.
Minnesota used to be populated with kindly Norwegian Lutherans. Sure they were a bit naive and lefty, but they were mostly harmless.
That’s all gone now. There’s no more Lutherans. Minnesota is now cynical tankie Communists pining for Stalin and Somalian pirates. That’s it. That’s all there is.
People make fun of the Learing Center but bang for the buck I think the Feed Our Future scandal was the most hilarious.
Somali fraudster: “Ummm hi. Could I please have … hundreds of millions of dollars?”
Tim Walz: “Oh you betcha! Hey … wait what’s it for?”
SF: “Ummm. Kids? Like … feeding them?”
Walz: “Ok. I guess kids need food. But can I see the kids? Just to make sure this is legit?”
🧵So you’re caught lying on X. Someone has put together a devastating thread pointing out that your argument is based on nothing but falsehoods. It’s over, right?
WRONG. Do not give up. Follow these steps and you will come out even more popular than before.
Starting with …
1. SHOOT THE MESSENGER. Guy who caught you in a lie wore a mask during Covid? Post a screenshot. Didn’t support your candidate? Point it out. Go on the attack IMMEDIATELY. It changes the subject and gets people focused on something other than your lie.
Note: sometimes the person pointing out the lie is pretty clean, in which case wait for someone problematic to amplify the fact checkers post, and attack THAT guy. There’s always someone to attack.
2. THANK THEM FOR THE ENGAGEMENT. We live in an attention economy and in particular spend our y on an app that pays you for eyeballs. Them pointing out that you’re full of crap actually gets more eyes on your stuff, which certainly they know. Take a picture of a luxury item you own (or just download a pic if you don’t have one) and thank them for buying it. They’ll feel like nutsacks and - once again - it takes the focus off your original false claim.
A few years back he quit Spotify because he didn’t like Joe Rogan’s opinions about Covid but after a few years he came back when he found out you can listen to Joe Rogan anywhere.