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@SirKazamJeevi
Mar 31, 2024 • 10 tweets • 3 min read • Read on X
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Wknd 🧵: Nirmala-Navika Samvaad

A short satirical thread inspired by a recent Interview where Nirmala Ji told Navika Ji, who all are welcome to join the BJP

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SirKazam {blu tik} Profile picture
Dec 13, 2025
Wknd🧵-Vande Matram

A 10 hr debate on Vande Matram, so you forget falling rupee, petrol prices, Pakistan getting international support, corruption etc.

In hindsight, Vande Matram could also hide many other Modi achievements:

1/14 Hathras Rape coverup?
Say VANDE MATRAM & forget Image
2/14
Immigrant Workers during Covid?
Say VANDE MATRAM & forget Image
3/14
Convicted Rapists Garlanded?
Say VANDE MATRAM & forget Image
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Aug 23, 2025
Wknd🧵- Great Orator (in Hindi)

Bhakts say we shouldn’t make fun of Modi Ji’s English. The problem isn’t the language. His gaffes & fumbles are equally entertaining in Hindi…

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Go figure what The Great Orator is trying to say. Even Einstein Gravity Piyush isn’t impressed😅
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If ‘Kehna Kya Chahte Ho’ had a perfect example! Love the way he always uses his hand (& finger) to make it easy to decipher 😀
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The Great Orator looks rather lost for (even Hindi) words when both teleprompters go off!!! 😉
Read 20 tweets
SirKazam {blu tik} Profile picture
Jul 19, 2025
Wknd 🧵- In His Glory 🙏

जुमलेबाज, चुनावी कलाबाज़,
रडारभेदी, बेनिफिट टूएबी,
सत्याग्रही, सदैव सही,
मोर प्रेम अपार, विष्णु अवतार,
कैमरादर्शी, टोंटी फौट्टी सेविन दूरदर्शी,
नाला गैस निर्माता, अरबी बादशाह भ्राता,
दाढ़ी युक्त, लज्जा मुक्त,
चर्चाखोर, क्रेडिट चोर,…

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…गुफा ध्यानी, परीक्षा ज्ञानी,
उत्सव प्रधान, छप्पन ईंची नक़ली बलवान,
असत्यवादी, सड़कछाप उन्मादी,
भाषणवीर, शाही फ़क़ीर,
पेगासस जासूसी सम्राट, 56 इंच तोंद विराट
विस्ता निर्माता, सर्वज्ञान ज्ञाता,
किसान बिल पीड़ित, मंकी बात उत्पीड़ित,
शरदी विशेषज्ञ, एक्स्ट्रा टूएबी गणितज्ञ,…

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..होर्नी बल शाली, भाषा से मवाली,
चोर चौकीदार, ए वन ए टू वफ़ादार,
टेलीप्रोम्पटर भोगी, प्रेस कॉन्फ़्रेंस वियोगी,
डोलाँड मित्र, वेशभूषा विचित्र,
चीता प्रेमी, फ़ीता कृमि,
उद्घाटन पसंद, हरी झंडी मलंग,
टानिक ड्रिंकर, लाल आँख थिंकर,
वैक्सीन आविष्कारी, एन्टायर डिग्री धारी,…

3/7
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Jun 21, 2025
Wknd 🧵- Modi Quotes in Movies

I hear censor board asked a producer to include Modi’s quote in his movie. I wish this was done earlier; so many movies could’ve used these great Modi quotes 😇:

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Moye Mil Gaya Image
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LotusPata Ladies Image
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37% Idiots Image
Read 20 tweets
SirKazam {blu tik} Profile picture
Jun 18, 2025
Big Breaking 🔥- The Phone Call
(read till end for phull beniphit 😅)

Helloo my phrend how are you
-I am good, great actually, so good. I am doing the best, I always do , everyone says so, like no one ever did as great as I do, it’s unbelievable.. what do you want? are you…
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…calling to thank me for ceasefire? I think you should, you should be grateful actually…

My phrend why are you hoomilating me in public
-I saved your sorry ass, but you are being very mean to me. so mean. Everybody told me not to be nice to you , but I was so nice, always…
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…and you are always mean to me, never thank me. So bad, totally unacceptable

No no, I naver said you not nice to me. But pliz don’t say so open lee to take craadit phor seej phire
-You don’t have the cards, I am SORRY to say that but you don’t have any cards. I have them..
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Read 14 tweets
SirKazam {blu tik} Profile picture
May 31, 2025
Dear Modi Ji, aap kitna bhi Sindoor Sindoor khel lo, lekin ye to aap ko batana hi padega ki:
-Why there was no security at a popular tourist stop in Pahalgam?
-Why did help not arrive for 30 mins after the terrorists opened fire?
-Why haven’t the home ministry still found any…
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.. intelligence to arrest the terrorists?
-Why did you agree for a ceasefire when our forces were dominating over Pakistan?
-US President has repeatedly claimed he forced you to agree for cease fire. Why haven’t you called his lies out in public?
-Why did you fail to stop…
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..Pakistan’s IMF loan?
-Why couldn’t you manage to convince even one country to express dissent at IMF meeting?
-Why haven’t you been able to get even one major country to publicly condemn Pakistan for Pahalgam terror attacks?
-Why haven’t you called out a joint Parliament….
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