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Wknd 🧵: Nirmala-Navika Samvaad

A short satirical thread inspired by a recent Interview where Nirmala Ji told Navika Ji, who all are welcome to join the BJP

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Mar 24
Wknd🧵-Bhagat Singh vs Modi Cult

Modi fans praise Bhagat Singh on March 23

If he was alive he would’ve waged a rebellion against what Modi, BJP & RSS stand for & doing. Read this thread of some his quotes, to understand why:

(Pls read & retweet to expose the goons)

1/17
“Mere faith and blind faith is dangerous. It dulls the brain and makes a man reactionary”

“Religion is the outcome of human weakness or the limitation of human knowledge”

“Criticism and independent thinking are the two indispensable qualities of a revolutionary”

2/17
“Rebellion against the king is always a sin according to every religion”

“Any man who stands for progress has to criticize, disbelieve and challenge every item of the old faith. Item by item, he has to reason out every nook and corner of the prevailing faith”

3/17
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Mar 18
When Modi tries to give gyan about respecting women, remember:
-They released & GARLANDED 11 convicted rapists so that they could win a few assembly seats. The release was called a Fraud by SC
-They continue to give endless paroles to convicted rapist Ram Rahim so that he can…
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…. secure votes for BJP
-They kept mum when a women was paraded naked in Manipur & only reacted after it became viral on SM. Still no action against state Govt
-They still shield BrijBhushan even after female athletes cried telling their stories of molestation. Even police…
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..in court said BrijBhushan used every opportunity to harass the girls
-They tried to destroy evidence of Ankita Bhandari murder case just because the accused belonged to local BJP unit
-They bring out rallies to ask for release of a convicted rapist Asaram
-They secretly & …
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Feb 9
Pre Wknd 🧵- Bharat Ratna

(A “Fictional” Conversation Transcript)

Modi: Hamein join kar lo, mantri bana denge
Jayant: Kar toh lun lekin log bolenge communal logo ko join kar liya, vote cut jayenge farmers ke. Aap ke logon ne farmers ko terrorist bola thha, thoda sensitive….
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….matter hai sir. Kuch jugaad lagaiye
Modi: Toh hum Charan Singh Ji ko Bharat Ratna announce kar dete hain, tum bol dena kisano ka samman kiya iss liye join karna pada. Bol dena Modi Ji ne kisaano ka Dil jeet liya. Hum Godi media se 24/7 shor machwa denge ki kisaano ka best….
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….samman kar diya Modi ne.
Jayant: Yeh toh master stroke ho jayega sir!, Agar aap aisa kar sakte hain toh I am in for taking beniphit.
Modi: Arrey hum seaton ke liye kuch bhi kar sakte hain ji, Award dene mein toh koi kharcha bhi nahi hota. Khi khi Khi khi..
Shah: Saheb, log…
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Jan 22
Morning Monologue by a Friend

A neighbor this morning greets my friend with Jai Shri Ram & he reciprocate with a smile. Neighbor says, “at least show some joy today, Ram aaye hain”

My friend: Do you realize you are so miserable even about feeling happy that your happiness..
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…is incomplete unless you convince yourself others hate what you like

Since I know the root cause behind your comment, my dislike for Modi is based on his incompetence, megalomania, narcissism & buffoonery. None of that changes because of this temple inauguration. My aastha…
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…on the other hand isn’t linked to Modi or a party so my Joy for Ram was there before the temple, remains today & will remain tomorrow

Your aastha in Ram unfortunately on the other hand is now linked to Modi & a political party. It has nothing to do with Shri Ram so the joy…
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Jan 20
Wknd🧵-Modi Fumbles

Modi’s recent fumble (as usual) wishing Makar Sankranti made Bhakts swamp my TL explaining what संक्रमण means but no one explained what संक्रमणू (what Modi said) means. Yet another Modi fumble, yet another Bhakt brigade desperate cover up.

Any way,…
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2/23
Let’s start with something simple to understand. Try this!
3/23
When he converted Nagaland’s famous Hornbill Festival in to

HORNY BAL FESTIVAL 🤦🏻‍♂️
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This began Two weeks ago:
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…fine go ahead
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-A is one of those who get laid off
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….he is being fired because he asked the Mandir Photo to be put at reception. He demands his reinstatement or the company be ready to be reported to PMO for harassing Hindus based on their religion
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