How are historical artefacts looked after in the Third World? It’s true that they don’t get destroyed but very often they’re left to rot in sparse, run-down museums with flickering lights that nobody visits. On what many Third World Museums are like 🧵
Moving past the question of ‘should they be returned?’, many Westerners and Diaspora Groups agitating for returns have an skewed idea of what the Third World museums these artefacts would be returned to are actually like. They are not the same kind of museum you find in the west
For one, the general condition of the museums; these are often in small or underutilised buildings and are empty, sparsely decorated and badly labelled. The displays are frequently poor and uninformative. The museums are often grimy and not well-maintained, have flickering lights
Having had the opportunity to visit lots of these places, the other thing you notice is the lack of local visitors. You will be in a national museum and there will be nobody there, locals seemingly uninterested. It would be fair to say a museum-going culture doesn’t really exist
I don’t think this is just a product of the British stealing their artefacts or being poor. My experience is a culture of ‘inquisitiveness’ doesn’t really exist in many of these places. I remember actively trying to find a bookshop in Addis Ababa and only being able to find one
The general disrepair and emptiness, the lack of locals - it’s not obvious that many people in these countries actually care that much. Their diasporas might for identity-forming reasons but my impression is that artefacts returned to the Third World would be infrequently visited
It’s true that museums in Asia are generally better than in Africa and that there is a lot of variation in quality depending on where you are. But these same rules generally apply, just to a lesser extent. Eg. The National Museum in Delhi, India I remember being disappointed with
To stress again, there are lots of good Third World Museums - A lot of S. America’s pre-Columbian museums are very good, MENA museums like Tunisia’s Bardo, Qatar’s Islamic, Cairo’s Egyptian Museum (organisationally a mess inside but a lot to see). But IMO general rule still holds
Though - even in places that do preserve heritage, you see a lot of botched restoration work. China is infamous for this, in the Silk Road countries for instance there are lots of slap-dash cement job restorations. Some restoration work is well done but a lot of it is very shoddy
In all, a British-Nigerian or African-American living in the west might suddenly become passionate about getting an Ife Head returned to Nigeria but if it does get returned it’s unlikely to be visited or looked after as well. Maybe beside the point for activists, but the reality
To add, my other impression is that the diaspora groups care more about pushing for these kinds of returns than the people in the actual countries themselves - but YMMV
Almost reached the point where Arsenal is the official National Team of the Yookayian peoples
Zohran has (correctly) intuited that Arsenal spiritually represents the Yookay project - which he is of course totally ideologically aligned with. When he wears an Emirates kurta or gushes about the Gooners he is implicitly advancing a project of international Yookayification
Common sight in Brazil, especially in poorer areas, is infrastructure with bizarro topsy-turvy world de-constructed shapes and forms. Houses as thin as a person, shopfronts draped in jungle foliage-like wiring, red clay brick favelas with non-sequitur storeys from the upside down dimension layered on top of each other like badly stacked Tetris blocks. Really just a deconstructivist favelapunk nightmare, neighbourhoods full of buildings that look like they were designed by Frank Gehry on a $20 budget. Fun in the abstract to be sure but also a really ‘what the hell is going on in Brazil’-type phenomenon
Might surprise you but Brazil does actually have fairly extensive building and electrical codes, including standards from the Associação Brasileira de Normas Técnicas (ABNT) and municipal building regulations. On paper many cities require permits, structural standards, grounding, breaker systems and safety compliance. In practice, nobody cares and violations are rarely prosecuted
Informal construction or ‘autoconstrução’ is a major element of favela growth. People ‘just show up’ on say a hillside one day and start building their little huts and there isn’t really anything you can do to stop them. A significant share of housing - especially in poorer urban peripheries and some favelas - has historically been self-built floor by floor over many years without architects or formal inspection. This can produce irregular shapes, exposed rebar, unfinished upper stories and random ad hoc extensions with Pablo Picasso dimensions. An incremental building culture exists where even legal buildings are often expanded gradually too as families try to save money. You may see odd geometry or apparently unfinished façades because owners either intend to add another floor later, don’t have money for anything else or, again, (because a lot of favela culture is in the mind) just don’t care
WRT the farcical amounts of wiring in some areas, improvised overhead wiring - sometimes called ‘spaghetti wiring’ - will be a result of unauthorised power hookups, aging infrastructure or overlapping telecom / electrical cabling. When you see electricity poles covered in this kind of wiring often it will be because people have attached those wires to the grid in order to siphon electricity off from it
I’ve seen a lot of unusually-shaped buildings in poorer neighbourhoods in Brazil and while I’m a very open-minded pro experimenting with form in architecture person don’t think I’ve ever seen a finished project were I thought “wow what a postmodernist triumph.” Building that sticks with me most was the Alice in Wonderland restroom at a roadside gas station I encountered while in Brazil’s northeast. Went in the gas station to buy a Coca Cola Zero and a protein bar, asked where the bathroom was. Time to fall down the rabbit hole! Attendant gave me a comically oversized key and pointed me to a tiny narrow door at the edge of the station forecourt. Put the key in the lock and opened the door, it opened up into a long, narrow stained white tile hallway only slightly wider than my shoulders. It got weirder - as I walked down the hallway the floor would undulate sharply, jolt up and down in level. The walls kept getting narrower and the roof lower too until eventually I couldn’t walk straight on. Had to turn and shimmy along sideways to keep progressing. Eventually had to crouch down slightly too because the roof was getting too low. When I finally reached the end of the passage there was a small hobbit door which I had to duck into to reach the toilet. Half expected to find a white rabbit inside. As it turned out there was no rabbit but it did at least seem like the bathroom had been built for rabbits, ceiling couldn’t have been higher than about 160cm. Had a piss and then made my way back along the passageway. Was in a bit of a stupor for a while afterwards, really remarkable through the looking glass spatial design. Only in Brazil
WATCHING ‘RYAN GOSLING STARS AS RYAN GOSLING’ ‘I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE’ REVIVALISM FILM ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ (2026) WITH A LATINA WOMAN
Noticed ‘Project Hail Mary’ (called derisively by some ‘Project Reddit’) was available on streaming. Saw it described as a Neo-‘Scientism’ film in the sense of it is thematically very ‘I Fucking Love Science’ but where the ‘Scientism’ here is ‘Scientism’ in a not massively woke way. Andy Weir Hard Science ‘Scientism’ where the author is too much of a sperg about making sure all ‘The Science’ is correct to care about properly getting into the weeds of social commentary and where the mostly upbeat plot is basically just the main character ‘doing science’ to ‘solve science puzzles’. I’m a big sucker for this kind of techno-optimism, I’m not embarrassed to admit I do actually ‘Fucking Love Science’
Suggested to Latina ‘friend’ and she perked up and said “yeah of course let’s watch it, actually I’ve seen it at the cinema twice already I really liked it I want to watch it again”. Thought ‘huh’? No offence to her she is sweet if a little ditzy but did wonder what was wrong with either her or ‘Project Hail Mary’ that she went to the cinema to see it twice. TLDR enjoyed the film but wouldn’t pay to see it twice, also I don’t have a vagina either. Strange
Film stars Ryan Gosling as himself which is great casting because Gosling does borderline Reddit but not full-on Reddit really well, you know he has enough charisma to float above ‘Reddit-ness’ even if a lot of his mannerisms are Reddit-coded. This casting prevents the film - despite Weir’s Reddit tendencies - from ever becoming properly Reddit, it has a lot of Reddit moments but Gosling as himself means it escapes full ‘Reddit-dom’. Contrast vs if Ryan Reynolds had been cast instead
With ‘Scientism’ in general it’s easy to descend into ‘Reddit-ness’, to get too excited and prematurely ejaculate a load of insipid moralisms into it. This is a shame because I am very pro pro-science messaging. I mean science here in the proper hard empiricism sense - Bacon, Kuhn, Feyerabend etc. Basically Fine Carl Sagan ‘Scientism’ descended into New Atheism ‘Scientism’ descended into the mess that was popular culture in the 2010s, then the COVID debacle too… ended up tarnishing ‘Science’ as a brand. ‘Science’ has been in need of a proper revival since
Plot is the sun and every other star within a few hundred light years is being eaten by space bacteria so Gosling has to go into space to the one star nearby that isn’t being eaten by space bacteria in order to find out why. When Gosling arrives he discovers spooky aliens have also traveled there for the same reason; their home star is being eaten by space bacteria too. Build-up to the alien reveal has a dash of cosmic horror about it, the interior of their ship is aesthetically a bit ‘I Fucking Love Science’ “uh actually intelligent life probably isn’t going to be humanoid it’s probably going to be Truly Alien” (fractals made of xenon, the air is ammonia etc) but it still manages to be tasteful ‘Alien’ alien
Single surviving occupant is revealed to be a rock alien Gosling names ‘Rocky’. Unfortunately it turns out Rocky’s species is a Reddit species - he talks and acts like a Redditor, is unambiguously Reddit in conception. Latina found the Rocky character hilarious, kept laughing out loud at him. Not even at the sometimes bordering Reddit-escape velocity quite sweet funny dialogue bits, at like the bits where he would be walking around and slip on a banana skin, at the very Minions-esque spiritually Indonesian parts of the character. Rocky is kind of cute to be sure but he isn’t laugh out loud funny - that and all the parts where she didn’t really seem to understand the ‘Space Is Really Fucking Big Science 101 Science’ to be honest I was starting to get the ick
Overall, some Reddit moments (esp. Rocky) but on balance a mostly not-Reddit film. Promising move towards a post-Reddit ‘I Fucking Love Science’ ‘Science’
Probably difficult to always avoid pro-Science content descending into ‘sub-Reddit-dom’ just because a lot of the people involved are going to be by disposition a little Reddit, ‘nerdy’ as we used to say. Don’t think the existence of Carl Sagan necessarily entails Bill Nye though
She liked the colours and the funny minion noises the aliens made
‘Boriswave’ goes from ‘Online Right’ term to full Wikipedia page. Originally the Wikipedia editors had refused to create a page for it because of its ‘Online Right’ origins but the term was being used so much in politics and the media that their hand has now been forced
Very deep recurring longing for ‘Anglo-Peronism’ in the British psyche that needs to be constantly guarded against. Really represents Argentina’s final revenge against Britain; the Peronist brainworm - many people by instinct will support some version of it without any safeguards