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@3YearLetterman
Apr 20, 2024 • 12 tweets • 6 min read • Read on X
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Many people are saying my last week on Twitter has been the greatest week in the history of this app. Let’s take a trip down memory lane. A 🧵
1. My first exchange was with @KariLake and her campaign account. I ended her Senate bid in a single night:


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2. Next up was my good friend @catturd2. Very, very sad
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3. Then we traveled to the other side of the political spectrum, where we had David Hogg literally threatening to go to law school because he was so triggered by my truth bombs

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4. Then things got very, very strange when @AshleySinclair0, who has 100k followers, thought challenging me was a wise idea

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5. You really need to absorb that entire thread
6. Just read this entire thread, including all 1.3k replies and 70+ quote tweets
7. I memorialized President Franklin’s death anniversary
8. Then we had a thread involving me, Wendy’s, and Tyler Swift’s husband

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9. I reviewed Tyler Swift’s new album
10. I took on communism and won
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11. Here’s the full thread of me taking on the Hammer and Sickle crowd

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Please join me in counting down the Top Five Catturd posts of 2025

5. @catturd2, after declaring that fiber is “for losers,” is hospitalized in January with a bowel blockage Image
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The best tweets ever on this app, for wildly different reasons:

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Nov 8, 2024
The story of this election was the citizen-journalist. And no citizen-journalist providing braking news faster, more frequently, and more accurately than I did.

Walk with me on this tour:

1. May 30, 2024 Trump is found guilty
2. May 30, 2024 - I explain why the verdict against Trump is unenforceable
3. June 11, 2024 - Hunter Biden is found guilty
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Nov 5, 2024
BIPARTISAN CRINGE 🧵

Let’s post the most uncomfortable electron takes.

1. We start with the director of Home Alone:
2. Praying for a restoration:
3. This man yearns for a social media free world where he has access to male concubines
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Apr 13, 2024
Last night, Kari Lake’s senate campaign joined the ranks of Keith Olbermann, Lord Maple Leaf, Hugh Freeze, and Senator Lauren Boebert by attempting to disrespect me. It did not end well for her

This is the story 🧵
1. This was not my first run in with Governor Pond, who two years ago told me to “log off” and I was forced to put her in her place Image
2. Yesterday, her campaign account turned into Twitter’s hall monitor and demanded that @TheBabylonBee only publish “valid satire” and was promptly ratioed. Image
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Jan 3, 2024
I want to break down the technique on this video from my good friend @LasVegasLocally and explain why it’s a textbook example of how to blitz the quarterback and secure a sack on a passing down. Walk with me:
1. This is as he’s leaping into the air. Note the technique here. Rather than doing a box jump or trying to climb, he’s approaching the podium/offensive line as would an Olympic hurdler. He’s launching off his left and lifting his right leg so his momentum can take him over. Image
2. His next move is to “get perpendicular” so that his full body can clear the podium/offensive line. This is what a good pole vaulter would do, and this is exactly the kind of disregard for your own body that you look for in a blitzing linebacker. Image
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