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Racist food🧵
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Fish Image
Yams Image
Chicken Image
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Eggs Benedict and bottomless mimosas come with colonization. Image
Cheese is racist. Image
Coffee is racist. Image
Ketchup that isn't free is racist. Image
Salmon. Salmon is racist. Image
Peaches are racist. Image
Milk is racist. Image
Cupcakes are racist. Image
Salads are racist. Image
White people's potato salad is not to be trusted. Image
Whatever it is white people are eating, it's a problem. Image
More cheese is racist. Image
Thankfully there's also some good news about cheese. Image
Whole book on how beer is white and racist. Image
Wine is racist. Image
The case against bourbon. Image
Ice cream's fraught, racist history. Image
Racial insensitivity behind MSG criticisms. Image
Chefs reclaiming MSG from racism. Image
Potato chips are racist. Image
French food is 'expression of white privilege.' Image
Bagels are probably OK. They're socialist. Image

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Apr 17
The NPR CEO tweets are great fun and support my thesis that parody, satire, and fiction can no longer compete with reality (she’s a better Titania McGrath than Titania McGrath), but the fact that this intellectually vacant and ideologically excited midwit…
…was chosen to lead one of the few remaining viable legacy news orgs is also an important marker for NGO teleology and where things are headed.

There’s no reason that NPR has to care about its mission, reach, or whether its listener base is shrinking.

NPR can regress into…
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The narcissism and self entitlement of NGO employees is a constant force that threatens to pull these orgs off course…
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For those of us who managed to remain sober during this period of widespread ideological intoxication it felt unreal and hallucinatory at the time.
If you managed not to be carried away by it, the complete untethering from reality of Western elites was fascinating to watch.


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I have a friend in finance. During the pandemic they had a bunch of top epidemiologists and scientists on retainer who they could call up and ask what they really thought.

I think this is the future: even for matters of major public importance information is going to…
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Legacy media is mostly going to be a venue for ‘sponsored content’…
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Progressives create entire academic fields that are fake.

For example, basically all social psychology is fake. The concepts are deranged and the studies never replicate.

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Progressive epistemic rot is deep and will not be able to be addressed absent a large, concerted project that would be extremely difficult politically and result in many professionals with fake expertise...
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They're mimetic and silly and they aren't laundered through nat sec, the media, NGOs, and fake academic fields.

Libs can say, 'YAS!!! Men can get pregnant,' and...
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There was agreement on interventionist foreign policy and the Iraq…
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There was also an effective bipartisan consensus on allowing illegal immigration as…
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I only have contempt for libs crying hysterically about Steve Sailer.

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For a number of reasons libs decided that wasn’t enough:

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