Here are 34 controversial truths about Millennial workers that'll piss you off:
1. We're not passionate about a job– we just pretend to be until we can get the f*ck out of there
2. We don't believe in climbing the corporate ladder. Get a degree, work 40 years, retire, die. This doesn't motivate us (or anyone else).
3. Our #1 dream is to be a creator with a Youtube channel. This has replaced the corporate dream forever.
4. When you force us to work from an office 5 days a week it hurts mothers the most. So us parents milk you for the maternity leave then quit when we return to work.
5. We're talking to recruiters and hiring managers on LinkedIn every day. We have options.
6. We know that in a recession you will do mass layoffs and fire good people, so we don't trust you
It only took 10 years in banking, 2 layoffs, 3 breakups, a baby at 36 & mental illness...
To find myself – and how little f*cks I have left
If you want to reinvent your life in your 30s or 40s, read this:
1. Stop being full of B.S. excuses
“I’m busy”
“I can’t make money on the internet”
“I have imposter syndrome
“I’m an introvert”
“I’m waiting for the right time”
“I’ll start one day”
“I’ve postponed it to 2026”
If you say any of these lines you’re a loser.
The good news is you can become a winner again by doing the opposite.
F*ck off with the labels.
F*ck off with excuses.
2. If your marriage permanently sucks, get a divorce
Friend of mine just did. He’s banging people 20 years younger than him.