1/ Now let me get something straight with you here, and I'll take it slowly so that your shallow, imperialist Russian minds can comprehend it.

The average speed of a snail is 0.048 kilometers per hour.
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2/ When multiplied by 24, which, in case you don't know, is the number of hours in a single day, this should give us the distance in kilometers that a snail covers in a day.

That amounts to 1.2 kilometers per day. Image
3/ Now, having rounded the number DOWN in order to benefit your claims by taking away some of the snail's velocity, I will go ahead and multiply the amount of kilometers that a snail covers in a day, by the amount of days that are in a year. Image
4/ The result is 401.5, meaning that a LITERAL ARMY OF SNAILS would have seen their forces advance in a depth of 400 kilometers EACH YEAR, and have therefore marked SIGNIFICANTLY MORE progress towards winning the war than your army of mongrels.

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> What the west can realistically provide today will not make a difference offensively.

> Ukraine must depend on it's own domestic war industry.
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