Perhaps @jk_rowling was simply ignorant of the fact that the basic hair lengths do in fact include "bra strap length", as a simple google search will show.
An equally easy cross-reference of this photo will show that this picture has been used as a standard hair growth chart for over a decade, including by haristraightenersupplier.com
However, that did not stop others from commenting with their own original iterations, which Rowling must have found funny.
But if you thought that @HazelAppleyard_ and @jk_rowling were stooping to Pansy Parkinson's level of mean girl bullying, just wait until you see the comments under @perl5girl 's original post:
There's more:
Perl Girl deleted her post and locked her account.
Funny enough, just yesterday, @elonmusk said he agreed with @jk_rowling on her trans views, and encouraged her to post "interesting or positive content on other matters."
I wonder if JK Rowling has her own personal portrait, like that of Dorian Gray, stored somewhere in her attic, and with every tweet it grows a little more twisted.
I imagine it looks something like this by now:
(2/2) 🧶
In conclusion, to @jk_rowling:
I meant "bra-strap-length hair."
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Anyways, @UnrollHelper unroll.
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1. Why Amber Heard never stole her assistant Kate James' sexual assault story.
2. Why it is more likely that Kate James was an incompetent employee than Amber an abusive, "mercurial boss".
3. Why Kate James is an unreliable witness.
A primary source deep dive 🧵
⚠️TW: graphic descriptions of sexual assault and rape ⚠️
To start off, Amber Heard never publicly accused Johnny Depp of sexual assault — until she was forced to recount her rapes live on television in May 2022, courtesy of @CourtTV .
Why Amber Heard never pooped the bed, a story and 🧵🪡:
The day after Amber's 30th birthday dinner (22nd April 2016) Hilda Vargas, a cleaner and housekeeper for Depp for many years, arrived to clean PH3. Neither Depp nor Heard were present.
She was "horrified and disgusted" to find a pile of 💩 on the bed. She took these pictures:
Heard and Depp owned two teacup Yorkshire terriers named Pistol and Boo (respective to their owners).
Vargas thought the dogs could not have been responsible for the 💩because they were too small to climb on to the bed. She had also seen their mess before, and this was bigger.