Wknd 🧵-The Great Orator Part-2
Apart from fumbles & gaffes (that we covered in Part 1), He often tries to sound intelligent by lying & making up idiotic stories. A few snippets….
1/23
The famous one where he boasts of his glowing face & gives beauty tips to young kids 😂
Apart from fumbles & gaffes (that we covered in Part 1), He often tries to sound intelligent by lying & making up idiotic stories. A few snippets….
1/23
The famous one where he boasts of his glowing face & gives beauty tips to young kids 😂
2/23
The environment scientist making a fool of himself saying climate is not changing, we are changing. Once again, preaching stupidity to young children😅
The environment scientist making a fool of himself saying climate is not changing, we are changing. Once again, preaching stupidity to young children😅
3/23
Who can forget the legendary Naala Gas nonsense. That he is lying & he never saw this crap is one thing, but him thinking people will believe this bullshit is the real problem!
Ulta bartan & pipe, simple si technology! 😂
Who can forget the legendary Naala Gas nonsense. That he is lying & he never saw this crap is one thing, but him thinking people will believe this bullshit is the real problem!
Ulta bartan & pipe, simple si technology! 😂
4/23
Trying to sound Secular, with insincerity & hypocrisy written all over his face. Bhakts be like, ‘Seh lenge thoda sa’ 😀
Trying to sound Secular, with insincerity & hypocrisy written all over his face. Bhakts be like, ‘Seh lenge thoda sa’ 😀
5/23
He has this inferiority complex and constant urge to sound & look tech savvy. Here claiming he used digital camera & email in India in 1987-88, by making up a story and lying effortlessly as always 😇
He has this inferiority complex and constant urge to sound & look tech savvy. Here claiming he used digital camera & email in India in 1987-88, by making up a story and lying effortlessly as always 😇
6/23
Multilingual number wizard with a twist. 57=97 😅
Multilingual number wizard with a twist. 57=97 😅
7/23
Continuing the number wizardry & shifting smoothly from Maths to Chemistry. Once again, idiocy on full display while trying to sound intelligent! 🤣
Continuing the number wizardry & shifting smoothly from Maths to Chemistry. Once again, idiocy on full display while trying to sound intelligent! 🤣
8/23
Proudly claiming he doesn’t read official files & believes it’s a waste of time. No wonder how the decisions this illiterate takes, turn out to be, while the country pays for his monkey baat governance! 😞
Proudly claiming he doesn’t read official files & believes it’s a waste of time. No wonder how the decisions this illiterate takes, turn out to be, while the country pays for his monkey baat governance! 😞
9/23
Trying to aim for Nobel Peace prize by pouring love for Islam. Also implying that all his Bhakts aren’t Hindus! 😀
Trying to aim for Nobel Peace prize by pouring love for Islam. Also implying that all his Bhakts aren’t Hindus! 😀
10/23
Flipping his own Islam philosophy (above clip) & getting caught for his lies. Yes, Rajat Sharma once had some fraction of a spine😇
Flipping his own Islam philosophy (above clip) & getting caught for his lies. Yes, Rajat Sharma once had some fraction of a spine😇
11/23
Mashing up history, claiming Kabir, Guru Nanak & Baba Gorakhnath sat together and discussed spirituality. Only problem; Gorakhnath was born much earlier than Kabir & Nanak 😅
Mashing up history, claiming Kabir, Guru Nanak & Baba Gorakhnath sat together and discussed spirituality. Only problem; Gorakhnath was born much earlier than Kabir & Nanak 😅
12/23
An early speech where the clown tries to be an economist & explains how the currency exchange rates work- by izzat 😂
Needless to say since then he has managed to lower Country’s & Rupee’s izzat even further
An early speech where the clown tries to be an economist & explains how the currency exchange rates work- by izzat 😂
Needless to say since then he has managed to lower Country’s & Rupee’s izzat even further
13/23
Propaganda push that he doesn’t sleep. This time by inserting the Obama reference; ओबामा और मैं तू ताड़ी कर के बात करते हैं!!! 🤣🤣
The clown is unstoppable when it comes to glorifying himself through nonsensical lies!
Propaganda push that he doesn’t sleep. This time by inserting the Obama reference; ओबामा और मैं तू ताड़ी कर के बात करते हैं!!! 🤣🤣
The clown is unstoppable when it comes to glorifying himself through nonsensical lies!
14/23
Another hilarious made up GAS story to sound like a technology expert! Enjoy Mungeri Lal Modi confidently yapping to create humorous fiction 😅
Another hilarious made up GAS story to sound like a technology expert! Enjoy Mungeri Lal Modi confidently yapping to create humorous fiction 😅
15/23
Never went to college but I have a PHOTOGENIC MEMORY so I grasp all the knowledge in the world in a jiffy!!🤣🤣
If there was a Nobel prize for moronic self glorification, he would win it perpetually!
Never went to college but I have a PHOTOGENIC MEMORY so I grasp all the knowledge in the world in a jiffy!!🤣🤣
If there was a Nobel prize for moronic self glorification, he would win it perpetually!
16/23
Dholera = 2 times size of Delhi
Dholera = 6 times size of Shanghai
Forget about what happened to Dholera Jumla, this means Delhi is 3 times the size of Shanghai! 😂🤣
Dholera = 2 times size of Delhi
Dholera = 6 times size of Shanghai
Forget about what happened to Dholera Jumla, this means Delhi is 3 times the size of Shanghai! 😂🤣
17/23
No list is complete without our cloud radar scientist boasting & making an absolute fool of himself. Secrecy mein लूजनैस, BENIPHIT and other moronic bits! 🤣
Here is the extended clip. Have fun
No list is complete without our cloud radar scientist boasting & making an absolute fool of himself. Secrecy mein लूजनैस, BENIPHIT and other moronic bits! 🤣
Here is the extended clip. Have fun
18/23
Kaala Dhan, money in your account - The Gold Standard in Entire Jumla Science lives on since 10 years
The Gipht to tax payers that keeps on eluding! 😅
Kaala Dhan, money in your account - The Gold Standard in Entire Jumla Science lives on since 10 years
The Gipht to tax payers that keeps on eluding! 😅
19/23
Hypocrisy ki seema ki maa behen ek karte hue Great Orator killing the Bhakts softly saying he is not here to just cut ribbons& inaugurate things!
Innaugreatness personified! 😆
Hypocrisy ki seema ki maa behen ek karte hue Great Orator killing the Bhakts softly saying he is not here to just cut ribbons& inaugurate things!
Innaugreatness personified! 😆
20/23
Only the Great Orator can effortlessly joke about a daughter committing suicide, and laugh while his brain dead conscience less admirers clap on & laugh with him😞😞😡😡😡
Only the Great Orator can effortlessly joke about a daughter committing suicide, and laugh while his brain dead conscience less admirers clap on & laugh with him😞😞😡😡😡
21/23
PACKAGE King, Jingosim Badshah hysterically showering Jumlas and throwing his own accusations on announcing package culture in the Jumla dustbin. (Watch till end)
PACKAGE King, Jingosim Badshah hysterically showering Jumlas and throwing his own accusations on announcing package culture in the Jumla dustbin. (Watch till end)
22/23
Very fresh - I was not born biologically, my body is a divine apparatus! 😂😅
We are at an inflection point where his buffoonery has crossed over to dangerous delusional schizophrenia. Buffalo, Mangal Sutra, Tonti etc
Very fresh - I was not born biologically, my body is a divine apparatus! 😂😅
We are at an inflection point where his buffoonery has crossed over to dangerous delusional schizophrenia. Buffalo, Mangal Sutra, Tonti etc
23/23
Last but not the least, the unsolved mystery of the universe- extra 2b kahan se aaya? 🤣😆🤣
Last but not the least, the unsolved mystery of the universe- extra 2b kahan se aaya? 🤣😆🤣
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