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Wknd 🧵-The Great Orator Part-2

Apart from fumbles & gaffes (that we covered in Part 1), He often tries to sound intelligent by lying & making up idiotic stories. A few snippets….

1/23
The famous one where he boasts of his glowing face & gives beauty tips to young kids 😂
2/23
The environment scientist making a fool of himself saying climate is not changing, we are changing. Once again, preaching stupidity to young children😅
3/23
Who can forget the legendary Naala Gas nonsense. That he is lying & he never saw this crap is one thing, but him thinking people will believe this bullshit is the real problem!
Ulta bartan & pipe, simple si technology! 😂
4/23
Trying to sound Secular, with insincerity & hypocrisy written all over his face. Bhakts be like, ‘Seh lenge thoda sa’ 😀
5/23
He has this inferiority complex and constant urge to sound & look tech savvy. Here claiming he used digital camera & email in India in 1987-88, by making up a story and lying effortlessly as always 😇
6/23
Multilingual number wizard with a twist. 57=97 😅
7/23
Continuing the number wizardry & shifting smoothly from Maths to Chemistry. Once again, idiocy on full display while trying to sound intelligent! 🤣
8/23
Proudly claiming he doesn’t read official files & believes it’s a waste of time. No wonder how the decisions this illiterate takes, turn out to be, while the country pays for his monkey baat governance! 😞
9/23
Trying to aim for Nobel Peace prize by pouring love for Islam. Also implying that all his Bhakts aren’t Hindus! 😀
10/23
Flipping his own Islam philosophy (above clip) & getting caught for his lies. Yes, Rajat Sharma once had some fraction of a spine😇
11/23
Mashing up history, claiming Kabir, Guru Nanak & Baba Gorakhnath sat together and discussed spirituality. Only problem; Gorakhnath was born much earlier than Kabir & Nanak 😅
12/23
An early speech where the clown tries to be an economist & explains how the currency exchange rates work- by izzat 😂
Needless to say since then he has managed to lower Country’s & Rupee’s izzat even further
13/23
Propaganda push that he doesn’t sleep. This time by inserting the Obama reference; ओबामा और मैं तू ताड़ी कर के बात करते हैं!!! 🤣🤣
The clown is unstoppable when it comes to glorifying himself through nonsensical lies!
14/23
Another hilarious made up GAS story to sound like a technology expert! Enjoy Mungeri Lal Modi confidently yapping to create humorous fiction 😅
15/23
Never went to college but I have a PHOTOGENIC MEMORY so I grasp all the knowledge in the world in a jiffy!!🤣🤣

If there was a Nobel prize for moronic self glorification, he would win it perpetually!
16/23
Dholera = 2 times size of Delhi
Dholera = 6 times size of Shanghai

Forget about what happened to Dholera Jumla, this means Delhi is 3 times the size of Shanghai! 😂🤣
17/23
No list is complete without our cloud radar scientist boasting & making an absolute fool of himself. Secrecy mein लूजनैस, BENIPHIT and other moronic bits! 🤣

Here is the extended clip. Have fun
18/23
Kaala Dhan, money in your account - The Gold Standard in Entire Jumla Science lives on since 10 years
The Gipht to tax payers that keeps on eluding! 😅
19/23
Hypocrisy ki seema ki maa behen ek karte hue Great Orator killing the Bhakts softly saying he is not here to just cut ribbons& inaugurate things!

Innaugreatness personified! 😆
20/23
Only the Great Orator can effortlessly joke about a daughter committing suicide, and laugh while his brain dead conscience less admirers clap on & laugh with him😞😞😡😡😡
21/23
PACKAGE King, Jingosim Badshah hysterically showering Jumlas and throwing his own accusations on announcing package culture in the Jumla dustbin. (Watch till end)
22/23
Very fresh - I was not born biologically, my body is a divine apparatus! 😂😅
We are at an inflection point where his buffoonery has crossed over to dangerous delusional schizophrenia. Buffalo, Mangal Sutra, Tonti etc
23/23
Last but not the least, the unsolved mystery of the universe- extra 2b kahan se aaya? 🤣😆🤣

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