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Jun 24, 2024 6 tweets 3 min read Read on X
During the recent Vietnam visit, given Russia's vast experience on the topic, Putin graciously offered to assist Vietnam in building "smart cities" and urban infrastructure.

Inspired by it, I made a list of posh Russian cities you should consider for your next travel abroad.🧵Image
While a romantic sunset, sunrise or the sun in general is not something you're likely to experience in Norilsk - a city that fields a beautiful bi-annual Biblical plague when the local river runs red, is one for sure bound to go straight to your heart (and likely lungs).Image
Sporting an exquisite smog bound to satisfy even the most pretentious of the coal enthusiasts, Vorkuta prides itself in a rich history of forced labor and a perfectly conserved pristine 1930s sewage system.Image
Sporting several new strains of hepatitis and a very diverse ethnic mix, Chita's public sanitation system and the city's vast array of culinary delights are guaranteed to take dysentery to a whole new level and make for a truly incurable experience you will not easily forget.Image
Magadan, sometimes affectionately refereed to by its residents as "the place I dream of leaving", managed to reinvent the concept urban infrastructure and, not being one to let the lack of cars or residents stand in the way, fields internationally acclaimed traffic jams.Image
Appetizingly known as "the cold corner of hell" and having a very deep hole in ground as it's main attraction, Murmansk is beloved to all for it's very sober and mild-mannered residents, which are bound to rob of sympathy any traveler that comes their way.Image

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Mar 16
The typical reply to this question appears to be "because America is big", which is a disarmingly stupid answer, given nobody is asking you to protest in the opposite corner of your country.

The population of New York City alone is some 25% bigger than that of Serbia. Yesterday, hundreds of thousands of Serbs took to the streets in Belgrade, a city of less than 2 million.

How many people out of New York City's 8 million took to the streets of New York City, not some far away place, in protest against Trump?
Likewise, another common answer appears to be "he'll impose martial law if we protest in large numbers".

Unlikely, but lets assume he'd do that. What is the plan then, never protest out of fear that might happen? Cause the more you wait, the more likely that scenario gets.
The other popular plan appears to be "we'll beat them in the mid terms" and "the courts will stop him".

Sorry to break it to you, but the man that chose to besiege the US Capitol instead of recognizing an election loss, won't care much for court decisions or free elections.
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Mar 2
Because boycotting American products is the very least we regular Europeans can do right now to return the favor, here's a thread of US brands to avoid, split up by category for your convenience.🧵 Image
Fashion: Image
Cosmetics: Image
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Mar 1
Georgescu's unhinged supporters are gathering up in Bucharest for their "grand protest" aimed at saving their cult leader from prison.

Given just how angry and excited these lunatics are right now, this will likely turn out to be a very busy day for the Romanian Gendarmerie. Image
I will continue to post any relevant updates that might come up under this thread. Feel free to bookmark it if interested.

So far, about 3k of them showed up ahead of time, with plenty being bussed in. Their "protest" is set to start in 1h from now (2PM local time). Image
The current ground level vibe among our "best and brightest":
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Feb 27
With the USA on the verge of turning into everyone's least favorite banana republic and for the sake of giving MAGA a taste of things to come, I figured it's time to take a look at Turkmenistan and their eternal dear leader, one with a striking set of similarities to Trump. 🧵Image
Every bit as passionate as Trump when it comes to renaming things, the Turkmen dictator eventually went all the way and decided to rename the months of the year and days of the week after his family and friends. Very much loving his mom, he also renamed "bread" after her. Image
Much like Musk's DOGE, in a bid to create new institutions meant to deal with the most pressing matters of the day, the Turkmen dictator came up with a very well funded Ministry of the Carpets, following what can only be assumed was a thorough brainstorming session. Image
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Feb 25
Seeing how the USA now hellbent on emulating their newfound ally of Russia, both at home and abroad, I find myself obliged to repost my dive into Russia's posh cities, just to give your average MAGA a glimpse into the greatness Trump is sure to bring about! Do enjoy!🧵 Image
While a romantic sunset, sunrise or the sun in general is not something you're likely to experience in Norilsk - a city that fields a beautiful bi-annual Biblical plague when the local river runs red with pollution, is one for sure bound to go straight to your heart. And lungs. Image
Having "Leave" as the most common answer to the "Things to do in..." question, Magnitogorsk's mix of local dishes is widely recommended as an excellent way to encourage hair loss, while a dip in the local river is equally advised to those looking to possibly acquire superpowers. Image
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Feb 24
For the sake of making myself as unlikable as possible with the MAGA community, to whatever extent MAGA is still a thing or a community right now, I've decided to do a short thread tackling the most common misconceptions they seem to have about Europe.🧵 Image
No matter how hard you'd try it, and plenty of MAGA seem to be engaging in the task, you can't fit Europe into Texas. In fact, you can't even fit it into all of the US! Believe it or not, and I'm guessing not, Europe's 10.5 million sq km are more than USA's 9.8 million sq km! Image
Now I'm absolutely convinced that polio connoisseur and roadkill chef of a Secretary of Health you guys now have will do wonders, but until he does, the US currently ranks slightly below Albania in terms of life expectancy, and Albania ranks rather bad at it among us Europeans. Image
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