Project 2025 will make it a felony for people to have speaker phone conversations in public.
Project 2025 will make wearing crocs & socks a crime punishable by death.
Project 2025 makes it fully enshrined US federal law that "he who smelt it must have dealt it."
Project 2025 makes it a felony to put cheese slices on raw burger patties that are fresh on the grill.
Schumer said to be writing up articles of impeachment already.
Schumer said to be writing up articles of impeachment already.
Project 2025 will emplace Running Man-style execution devices at all US airports to immediately execute people who take more than 10 seconds to get their stuff in the tray to go through the X-ray machine.
Project 2025 will require that anyone who doesn't say "God bless you" for a sneeze is immediately fired via trebuchet into either Mexico, Canada, or an ocean, depending on which is closest (in nautical miles, not standard ones)
Project 2025 will require that African swallows grow large & strong enough to carry Monty Python's coconuts.
Project 2025 will send a SWAT team to hog tie & black bag any male who lights a BBQ grill without first test clicking the tongs.
Project 2025 will have the Air Force drop JDAMs on any neighbor who cranks up their lawnmower before 9am.
Project 2025 will give miniaturized machine guns to the squirrels, and have Army SF teach them how to emplace an L-shaped ambush.
That way all American workers must face the gauntlet going to and from work daily, allowing only the strongest to survive.
That way all American workers must face the gauntlet going to and from work daily, allowing only the strongest to survive.
Project 2025 will require the staff of any Classic Rock station that dare call 90s/00s music Classic Rock to commit mass Seppukku.
Project 2025 will put Jack Lalane, Gene Simmons, Jazzercise, spandex, and sweatbands on every channel, every morning, every day.
Gotta lose some weight, America.
Gotta lose some weight, America.
Project 2025 will make AAFES GWOT POGs legal tender in the contiguous United States.
I see your bitcoin millionaire and raise you one GWOT poker & log runs millionaire.
I see your bitcoin millionaire and raise you one GWOT poker & log runs millionaire.
Project 2025 will round up the directors, producers, and studio heads who destroyed every 80s-00s movie franchise with horrible remakes & launch them into the sun with their entire bloodlines.
The new Roadhouse team, conversely, gets a Medal of Freedom because they did it right.
The new Roadhouse team, conversely, gets a Medal of Freedom because they did it right.
Project 2025 will place wetwork teams in every Home Depot to execute any male who walks by bags of soil without patting them.
Because it's a sign of dirty commie infiltration agents in America, obviously.
Because it's a sign of dirty commie infiltration agents in America, obviously.
Project 2025 will round up the producers who started adding impenetrable plastic packaging to cheap products and encase them in plastic like Hans Solo in Star Wars.
Project 2025 will legally & officially change the name of "Its LtCol to you" Vindman to "Flounder."
No last name allowed.
No last name allowed.
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