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Jul 27 5 tweets 1 min read Read on X
Let’s take a step back and look at things from France’s point of view, okay? 🧵(1/?)

For decades, every western country has been trying to become the MOST transgaypedo country on earth. “Hey, look how transgaypedo we are, we’re more transgaypedo than anybody, isn’t it great?!”
And France is like “SACKRE BLOO, wait just a minute here you assholes, WE’RE the most transgaypedo country on earth, we’ve ALWAYS been the most transgaypedo country on earth, we were transgaypedo before most of you invented ze blowjob!!”
So France has been frustrated all these years by countries copying their style and trying to out-transgaypedo the French, HOW DARE THEY. So, they have this OLYMPIC SIZED opportunity to show once and for that FRANCE is the undefeated champion of national transgaypedo-ism
But you can’t just throw a bunch of transgaypedo’s on stage to take back your transgaypedo crown. Everybody’s got transgaypedos on stage. Boring.

“Wait! I’ve got it! We won’t just be transgaypedo, we’ll make CHRISTIANITY transgaypedo! ON AN OLYMPIC STAGE!! No one can top this!
So let’s all just be supportive of France finally taking back their title of the world’s most transgaypedo country. They’ve been really insecure about losing it for a long time. They don’t really have much else going for them. Congrats, frogs.

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