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Oilfield Rando
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Nov 2 • 6 tweets • 4 min read
Let’s name names, shall we?

Here’s the commissioner of the NY State Department of Environmental Conservation, @SeanMaharIC, who has locked down his account. He makes $220,000 a year to murder pet squirrels Image
Image Here’s Chief of Staff @ERRingewald, NY DEC Chief of Staff who holds a masters in creative writing, is from Chicago, and has “abortion rights are human rights” in her bio. Erica thoroughly enjoys murdering pet squirrels Image
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Sep 11 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
The head of non-profit Haitian Bridge Alliance (Guerline Jozef) is quoted, saying “The Haitian immigrants who started moving to Springfield the last few years are the reason why the economy and the labor force has been revitalized there”

Here's their revenue from 2018-2022: Image Haitian Bridge Alliance went from $25,000 in revenue in 2018 to $4.2 million in 2022. Imagine what their 2024 numbers look like.

The give out cash assistance, free legal services, and even operate a "Black Immigrant Bail Fund".

They reported having $5.2 MILLION in cash in 2022
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Aug 31 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
What happens is, billions of tax dollars are sent to UN-controlled organizations. Like the International Organization for Migration and the UNHCR. “Voluntary contributions”, ironic since it’s confiscated money.

Those orgs fund the NGOs. No US gov public disclosure required. If the U.S. government gave the money directly to these NGOs, you’d be able to look up every detail of the funding on USASpending.

But using the UN pass-through organizations gets around that requirement
Jul 27 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Let’s take a step back and look at things from France’s point of view, okay? 🧵(1/?)

For decades, every western country has been trying to become the MOST transgaypedo country on earth. “Hey, look how transgaypedo we are, we’re more transgaypedo than anybody, isn’t it great?!” And France is like “SACKRE BLOO, wait just a minute here you assholes, WE’RE the most transgaypedo country on earth, we’ve ALWAYS been the most transgaypedo country on earth, we were transgaypedo before most of you invented ze blowjob!!”
Apr 20 • 12 tweets • 7 min read
Sec. 101 of the Ukraine Aid bill:

- $1 billion slush fund for the Secretary of Defense.
- $250 million slush fund for the Director of National Intelligence

Okilydokily
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Image Title III of the Ukraine Aid bill:

$481 million for refugee and entrant assistance.

The Administration for Children and Families gives this money to the NGOs coordinating the border invasion. Incredible. Thanks, @SpeakerJohnson
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Nov 14, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
This article didn’t even link to the report because it’s such bullshit. I found it on my own (). Total and complete bullshit.

I’m talking brazenly false claims about “increased extreme weather events” and diatribes about redlining bullshit. nca2023.globalchange.gov
How bullshit is this government climate report, you ask?

Well. Climate change is gonna be way harder on you if you are a “sexual or gender minority” Image
Nov 11, 2023 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
Omg I love these, let’s take a gander at the sob stories 🧵🧵🧵 Chrysta borrowed $47,000 for a masters in counseling. She lives in Miami, an insanely expensive city where she works as an academic advisor.

She apparently made no payments during forbearance. Solid advisor for college students. Image
Oct 1, 2023 • 7 tweets • 5 min read
Let’s take a look at the article’s sob stories, shall we? I wanna see who’s crying…..🧵🧵🧵 Dominque Byers borrowed $60k and got an MBA to become….a Human Resources consultant. He lives in Charlotte, a ridiculously expensive city. RIDICULOUSLY expensive. He spent the forebearance period borrowing even MORE money.
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Aug 15, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This young man gets to grow up with a wealthy family on a ranch. He can do whatever he wants, will probably never have to worry about anything. Extremely blessed.

He sued his state to make poorer people have less affordable lives because he claimed he couldn’t ski as much.

Now, after winning, he’s going fishing and camping with all the gear daddy bought him. While the people whose lives he just made harder go back to work. In case you thought I was exaggerating about the skiing thing:
Aug 14, 2023 • 9 tweets • 3 min read
How insane is this ruling?

Well. The judge thinks a five year old has standing because of their “feelings like loss, despair, and anxiety”, “stemming from the effects of climate change” https://t.co/KJGop13QTk
Image Nevermind that nobody can even quantify the effects of man made climate change. On anywhere, let alone Montana. But the effects of this unquantifiable damage on the emotions of actual children…just wowie lol.
Jul 25, 2023 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Media flooding the zone with this @WWAttribution “study”

They reach their conclusions by running a computer model that predicts what a specific weather event would have been like in a world where “human caused climate change” didn’t exist.

Do you realize how unsound that is? https://t.co/RM8RiIIjjG
Image First, they’re assuming they can accurately model how much climate change is due to the bad human emissions stuff.

Which, let’s be clear, nobody can accurately do. Nobody.
Jun 2, 2023 • 20 tweets • 6 min read
BIG GAY ENERGY Image BIG GAY AGRICULTURE ImageImage
Apr 12, 2023 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Selling software to the industries that keep civilization from collapsing is now a sin against the decarbonization religion.

Also, “oil drills” 😂😂😂 Bloomberg is such a clown show
Mar 13, 2023 • 4 tweets • 3 min read
Hey, @kai_newkirk, what’s the deal with your nonprofit @forallorg? Why’s the IRS 501(c)(4) status showing an application and revoked status in a three month period in 2022?

You change the name or something? I’m trying to find finances, but it’s a bit tricky. Thx I mean maybe it was this West Virginia org, @forallorg? I dunno. Also had status revoked on the same day. What the heck’s up here, @kai_newkirk?
Feb 26, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A travesty.

Also cracks me up that we still have to buy a stamp and stick it on our hunting licenses, AND sign it…to…shoot a duck You can hunt in a flooded corn field…but you cannot hunt in a flooded corn field if you throw any corn in the flooded corn field.

Yay government!
Feb 16, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
A lot of people are mad about this being “mean”.

We’re not up against people who just want to live their own lives. We’re up against people trying to impose transgenderism on children against the wishes and knowledge of parents.

Does that not warrant a degree of meanness? If that’s not something to get mean about, what is?
Feb 10, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
OH MY F**K DISNEY IS PUMPING ROBIN DIANGELO BOOKS IN KIDS CARTOONS LMFAAAAOOOOO What a f**king shameless grift the entire grievance industry is. Just pathetic.
Feb 1, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This is Marvin Horne. A farmer who took down the National Raisin Reserve by going all the way to the Supreme Court, because he was sick of the government stealing his crops every year.

Marvin is a hero. The GOP would have kept funding the program in perpetuity. Image This should be a statue tbh
Dec 27, 2022 • 69 tweets • 22 min read
Welcome to the CDC's self-assessment tool for LGBTQ Inclusivity in Schools. (cdc.gov/healthyyouth/d…)

The purpose is to "to help schools enhance
LGBTQ inclusive policies, programs,
and practices". Are we ready to begin? We're going to find out where you are on the "LGBTQ Inclusivity Spectrum".

The CDC will ask you a series of questions, and you'll choose the answer A, B, or C.

Your answers will determine if you're:
Minimally Inclusive, Moderately Inclusive, or Highly Inclusive. Ready?