I asked ten Kamala Harris supporters why they’re voting for her. Here are their surprising answers!
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Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because free childcare should be available to everyone, and I need someone to change my stinky, soggy nappy.”
A: “Because free childcare should be available to everyone, and I need someone to change my stinky, soggy nappy.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because my Zeta homies from Tamaulipas gotta get up here, yo.”
A: “Because my Zeta homies from Tamaulipas gotta get up here, yo.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because I’m a homeless addict who lives on the streets, and I want more company.”
A: “Because I’m a homeless addict who lives on the streets, and I want more company.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “She black, b*tch.”
A: “She black, b*tch.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because she’ll protect my reproductive rights - you know, just in case!”
A: “Because she’ll protect my reproductive rights - you know, just in case!”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Mabel? Is that you? Where am I?”
A: “Mabel? Is that you? Where am I?”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because as a teacher, my beautiful first-graders and I need well-funded public schools where we can explore gender roles together.”
A: “Because as a teacher, my beautiful first-graders and I need well-funded public schools where we can explore gender roles together.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because as a junior at Brown and the daughter of middle-upper-class white parents from the suburbs, I know that all Zionists dogs deserve annihilation.”
A: “Because as a junior at Brown and the daughter of middle-upper-class white parents from the suburbs, I know that all Zionists dogs deserve annihilation.”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because more of America’s young soldiers mired in foreign forever-wars means another vacation house for me!”
A: “Because more of America’s young soldiers mired in foreign forever-wars means another vacation house for me!”
Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?
A: “Because my wife’s boyfriend told me I have to. Hold on, I gotta film this.”
A: “Because my wife’s boyfriend told me I have to. Hold on, I gotta film this.”
Well, I’m sold! If any of your friends or family are still on the fence about supporting @TheDemocrats’ candidate @KamalaHarris for @POTUS, please share this thread with them!
https://twitter.com/huff4congress/status/1818986863727706154
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