I asked AI to create a photo of what Europeans think the average American citizen of every state looks like.

Here are the surprising results, in alphabetical order.

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ALABAMA

Here’s a thread of world structures built in the 1200s.

You can visit any of these today.

Come for the cathedrals, hang around for a brief rant about modern society.

Let’s go. 🧵


1) Chartres Cathedral, Chartes, France, built 1194-1220

I’m so tired of Hollywood’s endless spew of remakes, reboots, and reimaginings from decades-old franchises…

So I asked @grok to pitch me a brand new blockbuster film concept, and…🤯

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cc @AppleTV @AmazonMGMStudio @netflix @UniversalPics @wbpictures @elonmusk @X
The prompt was simple.

“Pitch a totally original blockbuster movie concept”

Title: Beach Magic Battle? …🙂

Genre: Fantasy/Action/Adventure with a touch of Steampunk? …😊

Logline: …BIKINI-CLAD WIZARDESSES? 😍

LET’S GO GROK TELL ME MORE

To me, the most exciting thing about AI technology is knowing that within ten years, maybe five…

…someone will definitely have edited the entire original Star Wars trilogy to replace @MarkHamill’s face and dialogue with @realDonaldTrump.

Thread. 🧵🧵🧵 “Tatooine. Small planet, very tiny. Backwater, some say. I call it ‘Tiny Tatooine.’ I’m going to leave, of course, go somewhere bigger, much bigger, much more exciting. Not there just yet, but soon, I can tell you.”

I asked AI to turn every American decade of the last hundred years into a photograph of a woman.

Here are the surprising results!

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1920s

I asked ten Kamala Harris supporters why they’re voting for her. Here are their surprising answers!

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Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because free childcare should be available to everyone, and I need someone to change my stinky, soggy nappy.”

I asked AI to make a list of the 65 most important cities in the United States, then create a photograph of each one as if it were a person.

Here are the results.

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65. Sheboygan, Wisconsin

This remarkable, rare book is no longer for sale, but I’ve been given permission to share its contents here.

This thread is dedicated to everyone, from the States (@Riley_Gaines_ @Martina @SaraGonzalesTX @stclairashley @MattWalshBlog) to across the pond (@Glinner @jk_rowling @DreyfusJames @ThePosieParker @Serena_Partrick) to down under (@salltweets @RitaPanahi @RachaelWongAus) whose efforts to protect women, children, and biological reality have cost them time, money, and reputation. Those efforts have not been wasted. Thank you. Hello!

Hello!

I asked AI to create a photograph of the nations of the world as if each were a person.

Here are the results.

cc @UN

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“United States of America”

As a longtime fan of Dungeons & Dragons, I’m concerned that nobody currently working on the property actually knows anything about D&D.

Not to worry, @Wizards_DnD @DnDBeyond! I’ve put together a primer here to teach you about D&D classes and races. Hope it helps!

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In D&D, the Fighter is a versatile, weapons-oriented warrior who excels in combat and is skilled in various types of weapons, armor, and shields.

I was sent this book by a colleague. It’s truly remarkable. I’m going to post the entire thing here.

Buckle up for a wild ride!

(1/x) There’s a rumor that AI was involved in the writing and/or art. I tend to doubt that, but these days, who knows?

(2/x)

Hey, @olivegarden! Family friend visited your College Station, TX location with his 8yo daughter. Their “waitress” was a man in a dress with a deep voice who scared the little girl. Dad discretely asked for a different waiter…and was escorted with his child from the restaurant. Please research and address the situation, keeping in mind that it isn’t “intolerant” when a child recognizes that a man in a dress is still a man. This is shabby customer service, and literally misogynistic.

@salltweets @OliLondonTV @SaraGonzalesTX @jonesville @RitaPanahi

LucasFilm needs a win, @DisneyStudios @RobertIger, and I have the answer: let Kathleen Kennedy make a sequel to the beloved adventure classic The Princess Bride!

Picture this…

(1/4) Picture this: Westley has returned to the high seas after his marriage to Buttercup fell apart. He’s once more become the Dread Pirate Roberts; she’s now married to Humperdinck, now King.

But…

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Author friends: imagine you’re writing a novel or screenplay and you write a character who does everything Hunter Biden is confirmed to have done.

You wouldn’t.

It’s too unbelievable. It strains credibility too far.

Let’s go. 🧵 You introduce the “Hunter” character at his elder brother’s funeral. He’s married, with three kids. He’s enormously sympathetic; you’ve obviously set him up to be a main protagonist. Early 40s, family man, surviving scion.

He immediately has an affair with his brother’s widow.

Gen Z and Millennials don’t understand that “kids movies” from the 1970s and 1980s absolutely did not care about your feelings.

Drop the movie title below with a gif to illustrate. The Great Mouse Detective (Disney, 1986) has a straight-up striptease in a bar.

Sauron didn’t plan to get shipwrecked, trapped on a raft, and almost eaten by a sea worm twice.

He didn’t plan on meeting Galadriel, an elf who, astoundingly, had just jumped out of her ship to somehow swim the entire length of the Sundering Seas, in the middle of the ocean. Sauron didn’t plan to be rescued by the Númenoreans.

He didn’t plan for Galadriel to refuse to believe that he’d stolen a symbol from a dead man as he told her, then insist that he was a king while he insisted he wasn’t.

He didn’t plan to be out in prison for theft and assault.

One like = one absolutely serious policy position or action I’ll take in my first month as congressman. 1) I will dress like a fancy pirate every single day and be armed with at least one knife, one sword, and three period-accurate pistols. This serves as two reminders: of the right to bear arms, and of the text of Art 1 Sec 8 and role of Congress to protect citizens from pirates.