By 1999, racism in America was virtually gone, thanks largely to these four men.

No, you don’t understand. It was gone.

(1/2)


…but thanks to these four, all of that has been erased. I don’t know how it was pre-civil rights, but this is the worst it’s ever felt in my lifetime.

You don’t understand if you were born after 1990. It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

(2/2)

AI turns every nation in the world into a person, in alphabetical order: PART 5.

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“Ukraine”

AI turns every nation in the world into a person, in alphabetical order: PART 4.

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“Palestine”

AI turns every nation in the world into a person, in alphabetical order: PART 3.

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“Kenya”

AI turns every nation in the world into a person, in alphabetical order: PART 2.

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“Czechia”

I asked AI to turn every nation in the world into a person. Here are the results, in alphabetical order.

FAQ at the end.

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“Afghanistan”

🎥 MOVIE MEGA-THREAD 🎥

You’ve heard of cinema, but you looked it up, and - SO MANY FILMS! Which ones to watch? Which to avoid? It’s overwhelming!

For people new to “movies,” here’s a handy guide on what to see, what to skip, and a few “maybe” suggestions. Let’s get going!


STAR WARS

WATCH: Original Trilogy (Episodes IV, V, VI)

MAYBE: Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I, II, III), Rogue One, Andor, The Mandalorian S1, Clone Wars, Ewok movies

AVOID: Holiday Special, all other Disney content

END HERE:

For my non-American friends: I’m going to try to explain modern American politics to you, using the Wizard World of Harry Potter.

Republicans and Democrats aren’t Harry, Dumbledore, Voldemort.

Republicans are Gilderoy Lockhart.

Democrats are Lucius Malfoy.

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Republicans – conservative media, political operatives, elected officials, are generally considered to be on the “good” side, like Professor Lockhart is.

(You read the books, saw the movies. You know where this is going.)

In reality, they’re feckless midwit narcissists.

Eh, forget it.

I could be the most fêted auteur in cinema, and the chances of this working would still be slim. May as well just pitch @jk_rowling @wbpictures @StreamOnMax here, and hope it goes viral.

Ms. Rowling: we need an Auror series starring Daniel Radcliffe.

Thread🧵 The @wizardingworld is infinitely vast and almost entirely unexplored, since we’ve mostly seen it through the eyes of @HarryPotter during his years at Hogwarts.

…but then, as an adult, he becomes a Dark Wizard hunter for the government.

It’s the biggest set-up in IP history.

I asked AI to create a photo of what Europeans think the average American citizen of every state looks like.

Here are the surprising results, in alphabetical order.

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ALABAMA

Here’s a thread of world structures built in the 1200s.

You can visit any of these today.

Come for the cathedrals, hang around for a brief rant about modern society.

Let’s go. 🧵


1) Chartres Cathedral, Chartes, France, built 1194-1220

I’m so tired of Hollywood’s endless spew of remakes, reboots, and reimaginings from decades-old franchises…

So I asked @grok to pitch me a brand new blockbuster film concept, and…🤯

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cc @AppleTV @AmazonMGMStudio @netflix @UniversalPics @wbpictures @elonmusk @X
The prompt was simple.

“Pitch a totally original blockbuster movie concept”

Title: Beach Magic Battle? …🙂

Genre: Fantasy/Action/Adventure with a touch of Steampunk? …😊

Logline: …BIKINI-CLAD WIZARDESSES? 😍

LET’S GO GROK TELL ME MORE

To me, the most exciting thing about AI technology is knowing that within ten years, maybe five…

…someone will definitely have edited the entire original Star Wars trilogy to replace @MarkHamill’s face and dialogue with @realDonaldTrump.

Thread. 🧵🧵🧵 “Tatooine. Small planet, very tiny. Backwater, some say. I call it ‘Tiny Tatooine.’ I’m going to leave, of course, go somewhere bigger, much bigger, much more exciting. Not there just yet, but soon, I can tell you.”

I asked AI to turn every American decade of the last hundred years into a photograph of a woman.

Here are the surprising results!

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1920s

I asked ten Kamala Harris supporters why they’re voting for her. Here are their surprising answers!

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Q: Why are you voting for Kamala Harris?

A: “Because free childcare should be available to everyone, and I need someone to change my stinky, soggy nappy.”

I asked AI to make a list of the 65 most important cities in the United States, then create a photograph of each one as if it were a person.

Here are the results.

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65. Sheboygan, Wisconsin

This remarkable, rare book is no longer for sale, but I’ve been given permission to share its contents here.

This thread is dedicated to everyone, from the States (@Riley_Gaines_ @Martina @SaraGonzalesTX @stclairashley @MattWalshBlog) to across the pond (@Glinner @jk_rowling @DreyfusJames @ThePosieParker @Serena_Partrick) to down under (@salltweets @RitaPanahi @RachaelWongAus) whose efforts to protect women, children, and biological reality have cost them time, money, and reputation. Those efforts have not been wasted. Thank you. Hello!

Hello!

I asked AI to create a photograph of the nations of the world as if each were a person.

Here are the results.

cc @UN

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“United States of America”

As a longtime fan of Dungeons & Dragons, I’m concerned that nobody currently working on the property actually knows anything about D&D.

Not to worry, @Wizards_DnD @DnDBeyond! I’ve put together a primer here to teach you about D&D classes and races. Hope it helps!

Thread 🧵🧵🧵 Class: FIGHTER

In D&D, the Fighter is a versatile, weapons-oriented warrior who excels in combat and is skilled in various types of weapons, armor, and shields.

I was sent this book by a colleague. It’s truly remarkable. I’m going to post the entire thing here.

Buckle up for a wild ride!

(1/x) There’s a rumor that AI was involved in the writing and/or art. I tend to doubt that, but these days, who knows?

(2/x)

Hey, @olivegarden! Family friend visited your College Station, TX location with his 8yo daughter. Their “waitress” was a man in a dress with a deep voice who scared the little girl. Dad discretely asked for a different waiter…and was escorted with his child from the restaurant. Please research and address the situation, keeping in mind that it isn’t “intolerant” when a child recognizes that a man in a dress is still a man. This is shabby customer service, and literally misogynistic.

@salltweets @OliLondonTV @SaraGonzalesTX @jonesville @RitaPanahi