Thread by @RussInCheshire

#TheWeekInFarRight

FAR RIGHT: The Southport attack was definitely done by Ali al Shakati

NORMALS: Ali al Shakati means "I have to go to my apartment"

FR: OK, maybe he wasn't called that, but he definitely arrived on a boat last year

N. Nope, he was born in Cardiff

FR: But he's definitely a Muslim!

N: Nope, he is literally a choirboy in his local Christian Church

FR: Mainstream media is trying to make us sympathise with him by only showing photos of him as a child

N: Maybe that's because he IS a child.

FR: Ah, but the justice system isn't telling us the whole truth

N: The justice system doesn't make everything public, because that makes it impossible to deliver a fair trail, and if you want justice to be done you'd let justice happen

FR: Never mind that, immigrants are murdering our people

N: Since 2002 the UK immigration rate has increased by 374%, and the murder rate has fallen by 57%.

FR: OK, but immigrants do all the mass killings

N: White men did Dunblane (18 dead), Hungerford (17 dead), Cumbria (12 dead), Plymouth (5 dead) and Woodmancote (4 dead). Every ethnicity is capable of atrocities. But let's be honest, it's mainly angry men. Like you.

FR: Those mass killings you listed don't count ... because of something or other. I'll fill in the details later.

N: I wonder how the parents of Lucy Letby's victims will feel, knowing True British Patriots think their children didn't count?

FR: Why does Britain have to take so many foreigners?

N: There are 281 million immigrants worldwide. We took 686,000 last year. That's 0.2% of them.

FR: We want to send them all home!

N: To Cardiff?

FR: No, not to Cardiff, lock them up in special facilities

N: Sadly we can't - all the spaces are about to be filled with you guys, serving 12 years to life for aggravated arson with intent to kill

FR: OK, maybe that won't work, but why don't immigrants integrate more?

N: What, like becoming a Prime Minister?

FR: Yes! Oh. I mean, no. All of them should integrate

N: Do you speak English to your family when you go to Cyprus?

FR: Technically, I shout: Engerland! Engerland!

FR: We didn't vote for this

N: That's because there aren't enough of you. A substantial majority of Britons hold a positive view of immigration
natcen.ac.uk/news/post-brex…

FR: Ah, but we represent the SILENT majority

N: The populist right won only 5 of 650 parliamentary seats in the election held one month ago, and - correct me if I'm wrong, maths fans - that's still not a majority, no matter how much it screams about its silence

FR: OK, maybe we're a minority, but we're a LARGE minority, and what did you expect to happen if you ignore large minorities?

N: The same thing that happened when you ignored the large minority who voted Remain: peaceful protests and wry tweets

FR: Ah ha, exactly: we voted for Brexit to stop all this.

N: And we voted Remain because we knew it wouldn't. Are you starting to see what all those wry tweets were about?

FR: OK, but we warned you we would riot you didn't do something about ... all the imaginary things that you've just proved are based on falsehoods

N: So you want a strong government, but also a government that gives in to threats by a few hundred deluded rioters?

FR: We aren't rioters, we are protestors defending British culture

N: By setting fire to a library?

FR: OK, you've got a point, but why didn't Labour fix all of our concerns?

N: The right were in charge for 4802 days. Labour have been in charge for 28.

FR: Have it your way: after 20 years of lies, distortions, divisive rhetoric and social media agitation, we now deplore the inevitable consequences, and demand everybody return to parliament so we can have an honest debate

N: Welcome to democracy. You'll lose at this too.