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In May 2023, having had enough of the decadent LGBTQ EU, a Slovak man - whom I shall name Flipper for no particular reason, decided to deal a severe blow to the Western world by moving to the promised land - Russia.
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Sometimes, all it takes for a vatnik to have a change of heart is as little as walking across 5 borders, swimming across a river into Russia, running into FSB, spending some time in the Russian penal system, and getting extradited.
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This will be a grand epic of FAFO and redemption. Flipper is a trained musician skilled in playing the cello and piano and composing operas and symphonies, a talent he put to good use by creating timeless pieces of art such as "Long Live Russia" and several "Odes to Putin".
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Possibly unaware that Russia has an embassy in Slovakia and is quite happy to legally welcome dumbasses such as him, Flipper made his way across Europe and eventually reached Estonia, where he figured swimming across the Narva River is his best bet.
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Shortly after stepping foot on Russian territory, hypothermic but excited, he attempted to impress the FSB agents who picked him up by showing them his pro-Russian songs. Presumably unimpressed, they proceeded to beat him up.
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confiscate his phone, accuse him of being a spy, and quickly throw him in jail.

"They arrested me and put me in a cell with 60 people. The toilet was a hole in the ground, like an open sewer.
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I used to put cotton wool in my ears so that the bugs wouldn't get in, we even had rats in some of the cells and the prison authorities knew very well about it and never did anything about it" he would write in his prison diary, with much surprise.
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Fortunately, Flipper would only spend 2 months in Russia as the Slovakian diplomats were able to bring their dumb prodigal son back home. Reflecting on his time in the Russian prison, he expressed his empathy for Ukrainian prisoners, believing that they must suffer greatly.
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He criticized the treatment they received, describing it as barbaric.

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Since the Kursk-offensive has started many videos of Ukrainian soldiers helping and assisting Russian citizens in the territories they control surfaced.

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(Also apologies for the somewhat dry educational content but I'm trying to break out from the NAFO information bubble and reach new minds)
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