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Aug 23, 2024 15 tweets 5 min read Read on X
For the sake of better understanding the inner workings of the "mysterious Russian soul", I've compiled a long list of polls which, put together, make for a rather compelling image, one that I hope will dismiss the idea of the "silent majority of the good Russian people". 🧵 Image
While apparently a lot of people in Africa still hold somewhat of a positive view of Russia, less then 1 in 10 Russians would even conceive having someone from Africa as a family member, neighbor, friend, coworker or all round go as far as to see them as a human being. Image
When it comes to the Central Asian migrants, I presume those miniscule percentages of the good Russian people willing to see them as more than slaves, are the Russian people of Central Asian origin. Image
Despite the claims of various academics and the Russian opposition of a silent majority of Russians that feel something even remotely close to compassion or sympathy for Ukrainians, these surveys spanning across the past 6 years paint a very different image. Image
It turns out the self appointed champions and crusaders of "de-nazification" view Jewish people strikingly similar to how 1930s Germany did. Image
Being a Russian ally and keeping the Russian economy alive, didn't seem to have made that much of a difference to how the good citizens of Russia see the Chinese people. Image
Only about 30% of the good Christians of Russia would have an issue with the capital punishment, with the rest either not caring or being in favor of it, despite fully knowing just what kind of a justice system Russia has. Image
While it's widely claimed the young Russians are different given they aren't as "touched" by regime propaganda, it turns out they're the least likely Russians to actually have an issue with torture. Image
While this particular poll does probably have some bias, do notice how many chose a whole heartedly "definitely yes" instead of just a "yes". Image
While bombing children's hospitals and obliterating everything in their path in Ukraine at the price of about 1000 of their own people a day, the good Russian people are about as much bothered by the war as they are about the rising retirement age. Image
When looking at the reasons given by those Russians who would leave Russia if they could, it becomes rather hard to believe the image painted by the Russian opposition of the "good Russian people that are lied to about the West". Image
Because when they talk about "traditional values" they probably mean hypocrisy, your average Russian would rather chose a "woke, decadent and collapsing" Western democracy to move to, instead of their Chinese BRICS overlord and champion. Image
While for the most part the pro-Palestine "activists" seem to somewhat gravitate towards Russia, Russians at best don't care about Palestine. And never did. Image
In the spirit of making it harder for your average Russian propagandist to label everything in this thread as "Western lies and manipulation", all the polls listed here are done by Levada Center, a Russian polling institute fairly well tied to the Russian state.
@billrfinearts Those surveys I did leave out (from those done by Levada in 2024) are essentially just the ones referring to the Russian elections and Putin approval ratings, which we are all aware of and probably contain most bias.

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Jul 28
With the US now experiencing a major comeback of foodborne diseases, which may or may not be linked to having no regulations and the criminally insane in charge of things, I figured it was time to finish my guide to US food that you cannot sell as food in most of Europe.🧵
US Bleached Flour

With regular white flour apparently not being sufficiently white, giving it the chlorine gas WW1 chemical weapons treatment has become a standard practice among US producers, making for a quick and accessible way to put type 1 back into your diabetes.Image
US Instant Mashed Potatoes

Stuffed with enough preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never and with actual potatoes somewhat of a secondary ingredient, regular consumption is known to be a cheap and convenient way to encourage hair loss.Image
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Jul 26
With Russians continuing to be duped into doing all sorts of things, from setting stuff on fire to unknowingly donating money to the Ukrainian Armed Forces, I figured I'd share some of the most gloriously ridiculous cases I've come across over the past three years or so.🧵
In Bryansk, a zealous Z patriot decided to do her bit for the motherland by following the request received on Telegram from what she totally believed to be FSB agents, which instructed her to set fire to a random police car, all in order to smoke signal their super secret FSB helicopter on its super secret patrol mission.

Heeding the call of duty, she promptly proceeded to walk towards the nearest police station and patriotically set fire to the police car she judged to be most likely to send the biggest smoke cloud, burning it to an absolute crisp.Image
Having just met what was totally a FSB Officer online, a resident of Shakty decided to lend the man some 600k rubles, in order to aid him in his mission against the decadent West. He was, of course, promised the Russian state will pay him back shortly.

Having at some point figured out the scam and having sworn never to fall for something like that again, the man proceeded to set off a truckload equivalent of fireworks in the nearest shopping mall, having been promised by another FSB officer he just met online that this act would get him his 600k rubles back.Image
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Jul 25
With the Kremlin again trying to convince the world that Russia is a "traditional values" paradise for Westerners looking to relocate, I figured I'd again share some of the very real stories of those who did relocate and just how well that worked out for them. 🧵 Image
The Vatniks in the Rye

In January 2024, sick and tired of Canada's too many gender-neutral toilets, a conservative Canadian couple decided to keep things simple and move to a country with fewer indoor toilets altogether, Russia.

Having burnt all their bridges, sold all their possession, and speaking exactly zero Russian, off they went to farm in Siberia. Another reason behind this dumb decision was the increasing amount of immigrants apparently encroaching on their middle-of-nowhere, off grid farm in Canada.

In an epic testament of FAFO, they will go on to discover Russians do not speak English either and have the exact same views on immigrants who can't speak the language as they do.

Being one of the very few trying to get in instead of trying to get out, they quickly became a media sensation in Russia for a couple of days, until everyone got bored and forgot about them.

They will go on to have all their funds frozen by Russian banks, who rightfully found it suspicious that someone would actually do what they just did. Trying to get their funds unfrozen would lead them to get acquainted with a lesser-known piece of Russian legislation, one that gives banks a free pass on providing a multilingual hotline. Ironically, they were advocating for a similar law back in Canada.

After this experience, the couple will post a video titled "I'm very disappointed in this country" which, for reasons completely unrelated to FSB, got deleted and replaced with a "WE ARE SORRY AND WILL DO BETTER!", all in caps, video.

Since, the couple appears to have made peace with being stuck in Russia and is spending most of their days posting videos praising Russian farming equipment stores and tractors.Image
A Vatnik's Guide to the Galaxy

In May 2023, having had enough of the decadent LGBTQ EU, a Slovak man, whom I shall name Flipper for a very particular reason that will later become apparent, decided to deal a severe blow to the Western world by moving to the promised land, Russia.

Sometimes, all it takes for a vatnik to have a change of heart is as little as walking across 5 borders, swimming across a river into Russia, running into FSB, spending some time in the Russian penal system, and getting extradited. This will be a grand epic of FAFO and redemption.

Flipper is a trained musician skilled in playing the cello and piano and composing operas and symphonies, a talent he put to good use by creating timeless pieces of art such as "Long Live Russia" and several "Odes to Putin".

Possibly unaware that Russia has an embassy in Slovakia and is quite happy to legally welcome dumbasses such as him, Flipper made his way across Europe on foot and eventually reached Estonia, where he figured swimming across the half frozen Narva River is his best bet.

Shortly after stepping foot on Russian territory, hypothermic but excited, he took off his floating ring and attempted to impress the FSB agents who picked him up by showing them his pro-Russian songs. Presumably unimpressed, they proceeded to beat him to a pulp. confiscate his phone, accuse him of being a Western spy, and quickly throw him in jail.

He would write in his prison diary, with much surprise: "They arrested me and put me in a cell with 60 people. The toilet was a hole in the ground, like an open sewer. I used to put cotton wool in my ears so that the bugs wouldn't get in, we even had rats in some of the cells and the prison authorities never did anything about it."

Fortunately, Flipper would only spend 2 months in Russia as the Slovakian diplomacy was able to bring their dumb prodigal son back home. Reflecting on his time in the Russian prison, he expressed his empathy for Ukrainian prisoners, believing that they must suffer immensely. He criticized the treatment they receive, describing it as barbaric.Image
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Apr 23
In the past 55 days, the president of the US has averaged about 20 social media posts a day, ranging from Bruce Lee videos to AI content of him beating up Canadians. To highlight this man's increasing descent into madness, I've put together a timeline of his Iran War posts.🧵
Day 4 of the war: Trump announces that the entire Iranian military is gone and the Iranians want to negotiate, an offered he claims to have flatly refused, on ground of it being "too late". Image
Day 7th of the war: Trump announces he will not make any deal whatsoever with Iran except an "UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER". Thanks all the many brave and wonderful US allies. Image
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Apr 22
With the US now on the verge of achieving pure idiocracy and a brand new form of government that can only be described in terms of coconuts and bananas, I’ve decided to expand my guide to what is arguably the most cartoonishly stupid administration known to modern man. 🧵
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Apr 15
With the president of the United States now thinking of himself as Jesus, I figured I’d tell you about the very Trump like Chinese peasant who, after having dreamt one night that he was the younger brother of Jesus, started arguably the bloodiest civil war in human history. 🧵 Image
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Having spent his entire childhood and teenage years preparing for it, he managed to completely fail the exam three times in a row, more or less bankrupting himself and his entire extended family in the process, which led him to have a rather understandable mental breakdown. Image
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