Random factoid about Haiti, which is NOT a shithole country, from The Salo Thread by @FistedFoucault :
Haiti became an early epicenter for AIDS because American gays went there to pay to have sex with "youths"
In yet another W for Dominicans, they were not being Buck Broken
This being very early on in the crisis, the prevalence of animal blood in the lives of everyday Haitians raised some eyebrows
A few hilarious details: all the wild animals are dead, the doctor thinks that people might give the virus to these monkeys, and in the end he still appreciates Haitian culture
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It's been a while since I posted an uPPPdate on the world of America's small business owners. We have a pair of incredible stories today out of Atlanta
Carl Delano Torjagbo (I am assuming he is an African immigrant, probably a Ghanan) claimed to own a gold mine in Ghana in which he employed Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Oliver Twist, and Jon Snow. He scored nearly 10 million on the PPP loan in 2021, and got over 3 million on an additional attempt at IRS fraud
A notable quirk about our friend Carl here is that while he did get himself a Lambo, he had a particular fixation on plastic surgery, especially ab implants
He also spent about a million on real estate, trucks, and trailers for a freight and logistics business. Thankfully now we won't have to worry about who he would have chosen to drive his trucks
Our second story is just as hilarious
Jonathan Dupiton, AKA "Finesse, is the host of the PPPopular podcast Rich & Unemployed
You can already guess where this is going
From what I see on social media, Dupiton is a Haitian immigrant. He did time in 2017 for SNAP fraud. He was out just at the right moment to get in on PPP fraud, as well as pandemic-era unemployment benefits, to the tune of about 10 million
It appears that he used that money to immediately start a podcast called Rich & Unemployed. It became quite popular. Finally some time in July fans found out he was under investigation
Another hilarious detail here is that this guy is dating one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha Williams. Porsha was allegedly cheating on her Nigerian husband Simon Guobadia with our friend Dupiton. Dupiton allegedly all but admitted that he was sleeping with her on his podcast. In February, Guobadia was detained by ICE and deported, as he was openly here when he shouldn't have been. February is also when the feds came down on Dupiton
I have a strong hunch that Dupiton and Williams may have called ICE ln Guobadia, who then may have ratted on Dupiton to the feds
If you haven't been following me for a while I'm going to let you in on the biggest secret that white people aren't supposed to know about the pandemic relief programs
You can pick any name that you think might fit the profile and find hundreds of businesses with a single employee
If we take a look at our first Donquavius, we can highlight a pattern: a huge quantity of PPP loans were given in Georgia. With so many small business owners these must be very vibrant communities!