Random factoid about Haiti, which is NOT a shithole country, from The Salo Thread by @FistedFoucault :

Haiti became an early epicenter for AIDS because American gays went there to pay to have sex with "youths"

In yet another W for Dominicans, they were not being Buck Broken
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This being very early on in the crisis, the prevalence of animal blood in the lives of everyday Haitians raised some eyebrows
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A few hilarious details: all the wild animals are dead, the doctor thinks that people might give the virus to these monkeys, and in the end he still appreciates Haitian culture
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Aug 18
It's been a while since I posted an uPPPdate on the world of America's small business owners. We have a pair of incredible stories today out of Atlanta

Carl Delano Torjagbo (I am assuming he is an African immigrant, probably a Ghanan) claimed to own a gold mine in Ghana in which he employed Keanu Reeves, Gene Hackman, Oliver Twist, and Jon Snow. He scored nearly 10 million on the PPP loan in 2021, and got over 3 million on an additional attempt at IRS fraud

A notable quirk about our friend Carl here is that while he did get himself a Lambo, he had a particular fixation on plastic surgery, especially ab implants

He also spent about a million on real estate, trucks, and trailers for a freight and logistics business. Thankfully now we won't have to worry about who he would have chosen to drive his trucksImage
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Our second story is just as hilarious

Jonathan Dupiton, AKA "Finesse, is the host of the PPPopular podcast Rich & Unemployed

You can already guess where this is going

From what I see on social media, Dupiton is a Haitian immigrant. He did time in 2017 for SNAP fraud. He was out just at the right moment to get in on PPP fraud, as well as pandemic-era unemployment benefits, to the tune of about 10 million

It appears that he used that money to immediately start a podcast called Rich & Unemployed. It became quite popular. Finally some time in July fans found out he was under investigation

Another hilarious detail here is that this guy is dating one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha Williams. Porsha was allegedly cheating on her Nigerian husband Simon Guobadia with our friend Dupiton. Dupiton allegedly all but admitted that he was sleeping with her on his podcast. In February, Guobadia was detained by ICE and deported, as he was openly here when he shouldn't have been. February is also when the feds came down on Dupiton

I have a strong hunch that Dupiton and Williams may have called ICE ln Guobadia, who then may have ratted on Dupiton to the fedsImage
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Nov 2, 2024
🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨

Multiple Fulton County officials who are refusing to allow poll watchers in for observation have been found to have claimed fraudulent PPP loans

This is the link for reporting fraudulent PPP loans 😎
pandemicoversight.gov/contact/about-…Image
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Learn about PPP fraud here (Georgia was one of the biggest hotspots strangely enough 🧐)
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Jun 14, 2024
The most important statistic of the decade is here

During the pandemic, 523 women with the first name of Shaniqua took out PPP loans

The amount loaned to Shaniqua small business owners in 2020 and 2021 totals approximately 8.4 million dollars
176 Shaniquas listed their business as Beauty Salon, Cosmetics, or Nail Salon
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Jan 31, 2024
If you haven't been following me for a while I'm going to let you in on the biggest secret that white people aren't supposed to know about the pandemic relief programs Image
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You can pick any name that you think might fit the profile and find hundreds of businesses with a single employee Image
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If we take a look at our first Donquavius, we can highlight a pattern: a huge quantity of PPP loans were given in Georgia. With so many small business owners these must be very vibrant communities! Image
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Dec 12, 2023
A thread of the Steve Sailer Jaws meme, solely from today's posts about traffic fatalities

Starting off with perhaps the best one ever on some rando lib: Image
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Oct 1, 2022
Gonna start maintaining a thread of some of the insane things from 2020 that we're supposed to forget

We'll get to the riots, but let's start with a covid classic: filling skateparks with sand
Remember when a leftist riot apologist journo hired a trigger happy bodyguard and then he went and killed a guy?

Update: the DA dropped all charges, said it was obvious self-defense in the video (no national trial and comment from the president first?)
Away from the violence and towards another covid classic: the Grim Reaper loser

So how did Florida's age adjusted mortality rate stack up against, say, New York?
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