Dutch Minister of Asylum and Migration Marjolein Faber and Deputy Prime Minister Fleur Agema are great examples of Pantsuit Deportation Politics, very un-intimidating cuddly and not weird EU Social Democracy HR ladies sensibly and sophisticatedly opting out of EU Migration Policy

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POV: Your asylum application has been rejected and you are being deported back to Bomalia but in a progressive, sophisticated and not weird incel-like way
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Deputy Prime Minister of The Netherlands and ‘Far Right’ PVV (Party for Freedom) Member Fleur Agema


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Your School Crush and First Love that you are ‘meeting in a bar for drinks’ 15 years after you last saw her because your first marriage to another woman fell through and you ran into her again in a store while you were visiting your hometown and you thought why not give it a go? Image

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British Islam AKA ‘Rubber Dinghy Rapids Islam’
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‘Rubber Dinghy Rapids Islam’ is the aesthetic and ideological evolution of Islam especially in Islamic diaspora populations in the liberal west - often from poorer migrant backgrounds with less sophisticated versions of Islam in societies where as deracinated minority populations they cling to increasingly hardline interpretations of that Islam as an in-group identifierImage
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WHY I LOVE DUBAI AIRPORT 🇦🇪

Don’t know if you have ever been in Dubai airport before, you might have been - maybe transferring flights or even visiting Dubai. A lot of people like to sneer at Dubai because of its Mr. Beast Islamofuturism aesthetic - I find this aesthetic kind of fun but okay fine that’s your prerogative - but I think difficult to deny the technical achievement that is Dubai, both the city proper and then the airport specifically

I really do think Dubai airport especially is an incredible technical achievement. Logistically in terms of the flight-load they handle to all kinds of weird destinations but also I mean there are few places in the world where you get such concentrated hypermodernity as this. In that sense I don’t just mean the Mr. Beast Islamofuturism building design but how moseisleycantina-maxxed the people passing through the airport are. Genuinely, even in London or New York you would struggle to find places that are this dense with such an eclectic collection of the races

First time I went there I was in awe, you sit by the Emirates departures gates and you have what feels like literally everyone from literally everywhere in the world walking by - it’s like a real-life DK Eyewitness Peoples of the World book brought to life in front of your eyes. Later times when I was there I would sometimes go and get a coffee and then sit by one of the main thoroughfares and just watch the passengers walk by and try and guess their home countries and ethnicities, play a real life ethnoguessr. And to re-emphasise the point in this way you can have a Pashtun, a Chechen, a Hakka, a Dinka, a Tongan and an Irishman pass you by in the space of about 15 seconds there

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