#Cubie story time folks!! A🧵
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One day, #Cubie was doing his normal thing. Running through the ruins of a once prosperous Ukrainian city, raping and killing... You know, normal stuff.
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One day, #Cubie was doing his normal thing. Running through the ruins of a once prosperous Ukrainian city, raping and killing... You know, normal stuff.
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When suddenly #Cubie was no longer...
#Cubie had always wondered what happened to the hero's of the Motherland when they died?
When suddenly #Cubie was no longer...
#Cubie had always wondered what happened to the hero's of the Motherland when they died?
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#Cubie found himself floating upwards on his new wings.
At least there were no explosions or ejector seats here. So that was nice.
Would it be heaven? Purgatory? Valhalla?
#Cubie found himself floating upwards on his new wings.
At least there were no explosions or ejector seats here. So that was nice.
Would it be heaven? Purgatory? Valhalla?
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No dear reader. #Cubie arrived at the Great Vodka still in the Sky!
#Cubie had heard rumors on the front, but he could never have imagined the scale of it's beauty!
No dear reader. #Cubie arrived at the Great Vodka still in the Sky!
#Cubie had heard rumors on the front, but he could never have imagined the scale of it's beauty!
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But what's this??? #Cubie couldn't just get in. No, no dear reader, every Meat Cube must be weighed against a standard bottle of vodka.
How would #Cubie fair?
But what's this??? #Cubie couldn't just get in. No, no dear reader, every Meat Cube must be weighed against a standard bottle of vodka.
How would #Cubie fair?
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If #Cubie had done the most vile and inhuman things, then he can look forward to a calm peaceful future, drifting calmly on the slow river of vodka. In a permanent and blissful haze, not remembering any of his misdeeds.
If #Cubie had done the most vile and inhuman things, then he can look forward to a calm peaceful future, drifting calmly on the slow river of vodka. In a permanent and blissful haze, not remembering any of his misdeeds.
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If on the other hand, the #Cubie had been a good and moral person, then Hell would await it. An eternity of unimaginable torture and bananas.
Which #Cubie will you be?
If on the other hand, the #Cubie had been a good and moral person, then Hell would await it. An eternity of unimaginable torture and bananas.
Which #Cubie will you be?
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