#Cubie the Intelligence officer MEGATHREAD adventure starts here 1/ #Cubie began life is a typical Russian household. His parents were not around much, so #Cubie watched a LOT of television. Such great messaging from the Motherland! 2/

For all those that didn't catch #Cubies adventure to Alaska, here is the thread! #Cubie will be right back. The Motherland has rightfully decreed that the cynical Americans illegally purchased Alaska over 100 years ago. #Cubie has been tasked with going to get it back. #Cubie thinks that this should be easier than the SMO. The Motherland Provides! /1

#Cubie received the best education that the Motherland can provide. One area those pig dog Westerners always look down on Russia for is Russian Art. #Cubie is here to tell you the truth about Russian Art history. We can find #Cubie's throughout history. 1/ Western Art historians have covered up that the Motherland has been represented as far back as ancient Egypt! 2/

#Cubie: Tanker MEGATHREAD Starts here 1/ #Cubie was at work one day at the thermal plant. It was a good day and things were going fine. The distraction tasted good! 2/

#Cubie: Origins MEGATHREAD begins here! 1/ #Cubie was born in a typical Russian village. The Motherland has provided nothing but the best for its people. Here we can see #Cubie’s mother. She is working. 2/