#Cubie story time folks!! A🧵
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One day, #Cubie was doing his normal thing. Running through the ruins of a once prosperous Ukrainian city, raping and killing... You know, normal stuff. 2/
When suddenly #Cubie was no longer...
#Cubie had always wondered what happened to the hero's of the Motherland when they died?

Since #Cubie has been put in charge of OP MEAT SHIELD, he will elaborate his plan.
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-Feel free to chime in on #Cubie's strategic genius~ PHASE 1, DELAY AND FIX: #Cubie has already established the great MEAT WALL. This will ensure that Ukrainian forces rapid advance will be stalled by virtue of having to slog through the wall of meat. #Cubie will then know exactly where the enemy is. 2/

Since The Motherland has been banned from the #Olympics2024Paris, #Cubie has decided to host his own Olympic games based on Russian specialty events!
Come along and see the prowess of the Motherland's finest!
#CubieGames2024
1/ First up is the drone evasion event!
Basically it's an obstacle course where competitors have to not only complete the obstacle course, but also not get Merc'd by FPV Drones. What a delight!
#CubieGames2024
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#Cubie the Intelligence officer MEGATHREAD adventure starts here 1/ #Cubie began life is a typical Russian household. His parents were not around much, so #Cubie watched a LOT of television. Such great messaging from the Motherland! 2/

For all those that didn't catch #Cubies adventure to Alaska, here is the thread! #Cubie will be right back. The Motherland has rightfully decreed that the cynical Americans illegally purchased Alaska over 100 years ago. #Cubie has been tasked with going to get it back. #Cubie thinks that this should be easier than the SMO. The Motherland Provides! /1

#Cubie received the best education that the Motherland can provide. One area those pig dog Westerners always look down on Russia for is Russian Art. #Cubie is here to tell you the truth about Russian Art history. We can find #Cubie's throughout history. 1/ Western Art historians have covered up that the Motherland has been represented as far back as ancient Egypt! 2/

#Cubie: Tanker MEGATHREAD Starts here 1/ #Cubie was at work one day at the thermal plant. It was a good day and things were going fine. The distraction tasted good! 2/

#Cubie: Origins MEGATHREAD begins here! 1/ #Cubie was born in a typical Russian village. The Motherland has provided nothing but the best for its people. Here we can see #Cubie’s mother. She is working. 2/