The new Mass Effect board game has pronouns on its character sheets. The designer called anyone who complained about it a "manbaby". I'll be returning my copy, and I rated it a 1 on BGG.
I was then immediately kicked off the website I've been a member of since 2012 because of my religious beliefs that differ from the extremist gender ideology of the designer. Why the bigotry and exclusion, @BoardGameGeek?
Gatekeep your hobbies. Keep the woke extremists out. They will ruin your hobby in the name of "inclusion" and then kick you out and tell you you aren't welcome.
My review even expressed a desire for more inclusion and diversity and they still kicked me off the site :(
This also reminded me that a few years a go I replied to a BGG thread where someone said she was offended by the gendered nature of the term "dudes on a map" (referring to games with, you know, primarily male soldiers on a map, like Risk or Axis and Allies).
My comments were deleted and I was told by the admins that I was not allowed to disagree with the poster, no matter how polite I was.
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As a guy who owns an unhealthy number of board games, I'm often asked for recommendations for good "intro games" or fun light games the whole family can enjoy. Here's a few recommendations:
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1. Sonar - This is like Battleship, but good. 1-2 players each man a sub and have to use deduction to draw out where they might be on a map. You then get to blow each other up.
2-4 players, 20 minutes
2. Downforce - This is a racing game, obviously. You buy cars and then use your hand of cards to move all the cars, but hopefully yours a little further than others! A classic design that's been remade with really nice boards and stuff now.
In honor of today being the 129th day since @TheBabylonBee was banned from Twitter, here's a batch of unused headlines our writers have pitched recently.
If you don't think we're funny, wait 'til you see the headlines we DON'T publisH!
Thread:
'Pregnancy Centers Are Deceptive,' Says White Woman Calling Herself an Indian
Jill Biden Tells Breakfast Tacos She's Sorry Her Comments Made Them Hot Tamales
Baby's Last Thought As Brain Sucked Out Was 'I'm Glad Mom Is Gonna Get Promoted To Asst. Manager At The Job She Hates'
Elizabeth Warren Explains That When Her People Kill A Baby, They Use Every Part Of The Baby
‘Up Yours, Woke Moralists!’ Says Jordan Peterson To Planet Fitness Employee Asking Him To Stop Slamming His Weights
It has now been about 4 weeks since our @TheBabylonBee account was locked out. Here are some of our best posts in the last week or so, if you care to share any that tickle your fancy.
Liberals Raise Concerns About Account That's Making Them Look Bad By Just Sharing Their Actual Words babylonbee.com/news/leftists-…
If you're concerned about no masks on planes, don't worry. We're just gonna do this for 2 weeks to slow the spread of tyranny.
Not wearing a mask is a small sacrifice. It's the least you can do. We're all in this together.
If it saves one toddler from a speech impediment, it's worth it. It's just loving your neighbor. If you don't like it, build your own mass transit system.
It has now been 3 weeks since we at @TheBabylonBee were suspended from Twitter. We're still not backing down. Here are some of our best posts since then, if you care to share and get a few eyes on them.