Romanaland Hour of Grift, Tuesday 19 November 2024 will be here. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340.
8:30pm EST/5:30pm PST
It's probably will be Fluffernutter, but could be C-LSD or Tennyson or even ogre Creepy D. This cult can't keep to a schedule if their lives depended on it.
@RebeccaO1340 It's Fluffernutter, or Fluffy as we call him. Some people call him Glenn Jancke but that just because they aren't his true friends like we are.
@RebeccaO1340 No cult word of the day
Webster's WOTD: moot
Sentence: In Romana's cult status is achieved by giving money to the stink kween, everything else is moot.
@RebeccaO1340 Assturd Hacker from Bavaria. I asked for a Bavarian werewolf version of Astrid. I didn't get one but this made me laugh:
@RebeccaO1340 It didn't do too bad, in general. She's reading something about cybersecurity. She's opening brackets and closing brackets and making sure that we don't have any un-nested parenthetic adventures.
@RebeccaO1340 Nordstream pipeline explosion again. They really can't let that go. Someone did it. Probably Russia. Let it go, Assturd.
@RebeccaO1340 Maria Magdalenema from Austria. She's pays Romana to put her on these amateurish streams. She also seems to be fond of WWII searchlights.
@RebeccaO1340 She's got the searchlight behind her, like she's been doing lately. She's reading some story about democracy activists who are on trial, in Hong Kong.
@RebeccaO1340 Uggg. Gina Lee from Flori-duh with her horrifyingly fake attempt to smile at the start. Every day since March (at least) she's been doing her duty for kweenie.
@RebeccaO1340 Story about steel, Japanese style.
@RebeccaO1340 Oh thank the great monster of the sea (it's a gator), Gina's done!
Time for some contribulations. GRIFT NUMBER ONE has commenced.
@RebeccaO1340 I again point out that the cult BEGs all viewers of their crap to send things (of no value) to them at:
Her Royal Majesty Queen Romana Didulo Command Center
Box 210
Richmound, Saskatchewan S0N 2E0
@RebeccaO1340 Re-run of Darlene's "Press Briefing" (no press). It's about 14 minutes today.
Some hilarious incompetence was provided as pre-show entertainment. More to come, but first here's the summary of the briefing. Thanks to @SMetharp for doing audio-to-text of these horrible things!
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Full text courtesy of @SMetharp.
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp The gym must have become too cold for them to use...starting Monday they switched to green-screening the podium onto a still image of the set that's in the gym. The dumbos provided this hilarious demonstration during the 5 minutes of pre-roll today. Incompetence supreme!
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp And.... here's Creepy all green-screened-up and ready to go! I feel like I'm *right* there in the freezing gym with her!
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Q&A has been quiet since the admins yelling at people have twice as many posts as there are questions. But this was one of the batshit thoughts that was allowed to survive unmolested:
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp And another thing from kween's kwestions group on telegram. They are REALLY concerned about satan. They want to rename his holidays. Then they'll be good, instead of satanic. You know, satanic holidays like Easter. And they definitely aren't thinking of pagan stuff, it's SATAN!
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Briefing's over, Fluffy is warning about the bomb cyclone. Yesterday they warned about it but they mostly talked about the U.S. I think they think the bomb cyclone is an actual bomb.
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Now it's Tammy Burdett. She's so boring that I remain completely without things to say, but someone noticed that she obviously shares quite a bit of DNA with Roseanne Barr so I asked AI to investigate.
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Wow, big change in Melany Hope Rinker's setup. Back to the previous corner,and back to crappy vertical/portrait orientation video. It looks like she's gearing up for some construction in the area of hair. It's all gather up and in back, with a medium-size, um, I guess bun on top.
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp She's back in sorta-terrified-sounding mode. She's in Vancouver, maybe it's windy. Or something. She's definitely not entirely in control tonight.
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Grift Number Two! A milestone that means they may be nearing the end of this thing.
@RebeccaO1340 @SMetharp Deep Calming Ass Mona Chartier on French tonight. Same room as the last few times, she seems fairly animated tonight, maybe a bit angry-sounding, hard to tell.
And with that I sign off from the blackhat cult observatory.
@RebeccaO1340 Tuesday 19 November 2024 in the increasingly-cold cult compound of decay. A thankfully "short" nightly blast of culting which included 14 minutes of Darlene (who is entirely AI now) groaning out her 'briefing.' Thanks to @Mugginstoo @SMetharp for data support.
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Sunday 2 March 2025. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340. 5pm EST/2pm PST.
37 straight days of Creepy D. An ogrish nightmare with no end in sight. I hope today will be short, at least.
@RebeccaO1340 Grifty McStinksalot herself attempted to bore everyone to death with a FIVE HOUR borecution yesterday. Here's apex of happiness and contentedness, Creepy D, looking absofuckinglutely miserable.
@RebeccaO1340 They are late. Stinkey hasn't posted anything other than livestream announcements the entire weekend.
@RebeccaO1340 I'm going to try to pace myself and not comment on everything they do, because it could be another 4-hour marathon. But if she's unhinged today I'll try to catch the crazy/funny bits.
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Tuesday 25 February 2025. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340. 5pm EST/2pm PST.
Creepy has been barricaded in the room w/ the camera for 33 days. No morning briefing today because they were "moving offices" within the school. I anticipate a supershitshow.
@RebeccaO1340 Announcement about "press briefing":
@RebeccaO1340 I predict no cult Word Of The Day.
#ScottishWordOfTheWeek: Hee-haw.
In a sentence: The cult has "planted a garden" in trash bags and plastic bottles in the cold freezing school, but come summer they will have hee-haw to show for it.
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Sunday 23 February 2025. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340. 5pm EST/2pm PST.
31 days in a row of Creepy D. I'm going to still hope today is Fluffernutter, although I expect it to be the ogre. Here's one of AI's more fanciful portraits of Fluffy. 😀
@RebeccaO1340 I predict no cult Word Of The Day.
Webster's WOTD: tousle.
In a sentence: Romana only posts AI pictures lately because of her constantly tousled hair.
@RebeccaO1340 Romana hasn't posted a thing since yesterday's show. Just her and a half-dozen zombies in that cold decaying school. What's she DOING in there?
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Saturday 22 February 2025. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340. 5pm EST/2pm PST.
It's been Creepy D for 30 days now. Maybe she will let Fluffernutter back today. We know he's there, we saw him Thursday. Even Wendy would be better than more of the ogre.
@RebeccaO1340 Romana's posted a bunch of varied batshit last night and today. One thing that caught my eye is this.
Personally, I'm leaning toward "Fuck NO!" but if you promise to do something insane and entertaining, I'd reconsider.
[ 1 March 2025 11am CST Koffee with Kween ]
@RebeccaO1340 BLAH! BLAH BLAH BLAH! It's creepy. Day 31.