In order to make it clear to everyone how bad things are about to get for all of us if the pro-Russian Calin Georgescu takes control of Romania, EU's 7th largest country and a vital NATO member, I've translated just enough of his statements for you to get a taste.🧵
About water...
"We do not know what water is. H2O does not mean anything. [...] Every vaccine is a software designed to modifying the spiritual structure of humans and water is the antidote![...] Water from the Carpathian springs can heal any disease. [...] Water is alive!"
About vaccines...
"Vaccines block the cosmic spiritual vibrations of our DNA. [...] Vaccines are designed to erase all traces of the spiritual and energetic codes of humanity. [...] Every prayer originating in Romania recharges the cosmic energies of the human DNA"
About Romania...
"Romania is the keeper of an ancient cosmic secret of humanity. [...] Romania is the energetic center of planet Earth. [...] Romania will become the global leader of the future worldwide spiritual revolution. [...] Romania is destined to lead humanity!"
About religion...
"Jesus was resurrected in order for Romania to become the lighthouse of humanity. [...] Our Carpathian Mountains are the pillars that keep the energetic balance of the universe. [...] Prayers originating from Romania feed universal energies of lightness [?!?]."
About neutrality...
"Our neutrality is not a choice, it is a cosmic obligation. [...] There is a cosmic call for our neutrality designed to protect our spiritual energy. [...] Romania's neutrality is written in the stars and is the key to a balanced future for humanity. [...]"
About traditions...
"Romanian villages and traditions keep the spiritual balance of the entirety of Europe. [...] Romanians will be reborn by returning to their villages. [...] Every Romanian tradition is a well of divine cosmic light and energy"
About forests...
"Planet Earth's spirit hides within Romanian forests. [...] Every Romanian forest is more than a forest, it is a pillar that sustains the energetic purity of the universe. [...] Every Romanian tree is a channel and catalyst of cosmic divine energy."
About technology...
"We must fight against technology in order to keep our divine essence! [...] The internet was designed to capture and trap our souls. [...] Digitalization will bring about an era of energetic slavery"
Last but not least...
"The Romanian Carpathians are the key for finding and understanding new dimensions! [...] The rebirth of humanity will start in our Carpathians!"
UPDATE: As a lot of my fellow Romanians have pointed out in the comments, I've only began to scratch the surface here.
Among the many things I've left out: his meeting with "non-human" species, soda microchips and some very "sound" arguments as to why the moon landing is fake.
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The $75 million dollar Amazon funded Melania movie, directed by an Epstein associate, has now been reviewed by nearly every major publication that covers movies, and the reviews are so delicious that I think it is worth taking a look at them. 🧵
The Guardian: "The whole thing was exhaustingly boring and chillingly vain. Melania’s appears an entirely airless existence [...] The two hours of Melania feel like pure, endless hell. They list Melania’s achievements in such laudatory fashion that North Koreans would blush."
The Independent: "To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. [...] The First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda. Even then [as propaganda], it is bad."
With about 60 days left before Hungarians head to the polls, I figured it is the perfect time to revisit Orban's achievements by comparing Hungary to Romania, just to show how inefficient Orban's authoritarianism is even when compared to a far from perfect democratic state.
Despite having half of Romania's population, in 2003, shortly after Orban's first term, Hungary had a GDP of $85 bil. while Romania's stood at $57 bil. Today, after 15 uninterrupted years of Orban, Hungary's GDP is about $240 billion, while Romania's stands at about double that.
In 2010, just as Orban started his second reign, the country stood as the 53rd least corrupt country in the world, while Romania was ranked as 75th. In 2025, after too many years of Orban to count, Hungary succeeded in being ranked as significantly more corrupt than Romania.
For lack of a better way to put it, consider this as a revised crash course into the current U.S. administration for my fellow Europeans, just so we can more easily tell which bit of the up and coming American Reich each of these abominations is in charge of.🧵
Famous for having gone bald and aged some 37 years by the time he entered high school, point at which he had already picked up what was to be a lifelong passion for racial purity, Stephen "Reichskommissar" Miller is the current White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy.
Often affectionately referred to as "pure f*cking evil" by her closest friends and by everyone who has ever met, seen, or heard her really, Kristi Noem is the woman Trump tasked with deporting people to Salvadoran concentration camps, after learning that she shot a puppy.
Since this US administration’s agenda of insulting Europe has now reached the topic of food, with the US Secretary of the Treasury claiming he would “rather eat bugs” than Swiss food, I decided to revisit and expand my list of US food so unsafe most of Europe had to ban it.🧵
US Instant Mashed Potatoes
Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, most of Europe has outright banned the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hairloss.
US Pork
Because American pigs are often fed large amounts of ractopamine, a drug that does wonders in increasing muscle growth in pigs and cancer in humans, the EU has deemed the product unsafe and banned it, seemingly without much concern for the profits of US oligarchs.
Because it remains important to show the world what Russia looks like, the country that continues to spent hundreds of millions of dollars every night trying to freeze and terrorize the Ukrainian population, I have compiled a "best of" from my guides through Russia's cities.🧵
With its 200k inhabitants enjoying a life expectancy of 42 and having "life may be bad but at least it's short" as the unofficial motto, Dzerzhinsk is a must among worldwide chemical weapons enthusiasts, with popular tourist hotspots such as "The White Sea" and the "Black hole".
While a romantic sunset, sunrise or the sun in general is not something you're likely to experience in Norilsk, a city that fields a beautiful bi-annual Biblical plague when the local river runs red with pollution, is one for sure bound to go straight to your heart. And lungs.
With MAGA rediscovering American exceptionalism and thinking Europe to be the underdeveloped backwater where we live in underground holes and bow hunt rats for survival, I've decided to do a short thread tackling some of the many failures of the American education system.🧵
While MAGA propagandists, Elon Musk, JD Vance, and Fox News spend every minute of every day telling you that the Europe you can’t point out on a map is unsafe, we’ve built so much safer of a society that it would take several civil wars to get us on par with the United States.
While amounting to about a quarter of the world’s GDP, the United States of America can barely provide its population with a life expectancy comparable to that of Albania, which, despite being Europe’s poorest country, still manages to offer free healthcare to its people.