In order to make it clear to everyone how bad things are about to get for all of us if the pro-Russian Calin Georgescu takes control of Romania, EU's 7th largest country and a vital NATO member, I've translated just enough of his statements for you to get a taste.🧵
About water...
"We do not know what water is. H2O does not mean anything. [...] Every vaccine is a software designed to modifying the spiritual structure of humans and water is the antidote![...] Water from the Carpathian springs can heal any disease. [...] Water is alive!"
About vaccines...
"Vaccines block the cosmic spiritual vibrations of our DNA. [...] Vaccines are designed to erase all traces of the spiritual and energetic codes of humanity. [...] Every prayer originating in Romania recharges the cosmic energies of the human DNA"
About Romania...
"Romania is the keeper of an ancient cosmic secret of humanity. [...] Romania is the energetic center of planet Earth. [...] Romania will become the global leader of the future worldwide spiritual revolution. [...] Romania is destined to lead humanity!"
About religion...
"Jesus was resurrected in order for Romania to become the lighthouse of humanity. [...] Our Carpathian Mountains are the pillars that keep the energetic balance of the universe. [...] Prayers originating from Romania feed universal energies of lightness [?!?]."
About neutrality...
"Our neutrality is not a choice, it is a cosmic obligation. [...] There is a cosmic call for our neutrality designed to protect our spiritual energy. [...] Romania's neutrality is written in the stars and is the key to a balanced future for humanity. [...]"
About traditions...
"Romanian villages and traditions keep the spiritual balance of the entirety of Europe. [...] Romanians will be reborn by returning to their villages. [...] Every Romanian tradition is a well of divine cosmic light and energy"
About forests...
"Planet Earth's spirit hides within Romanian forests. [...] Every Romanian forest is more than a forest, it is a pillar that sustains the energetic purity of the universe. [...] Every Romanian tree is a channel and catalyst of cosmic divine energy."
About technology...
"We must fight against technology in order to keep our divine essence! [...] The internet was designed to capture and trap our souls. [...] Digitalization will bring about an era of energetic slavery"
Last but not least...
"The Romanian Carpathians are the key for finding and understanding new dimensions! [...] The rebirth of humanity will start in our Carpathians!"
UPDATE: As a lot of my fellow Romanians have pointed out in the comments, I've only began to scratch the surface here.
Among the many things I've left out: his meeting with "non-human" species, soda microchips and some very "sound" arguments as to why the moon landing is fake.
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Have you been looking for a place to relax, unwind and quite possibly significantly shorten your lifespan? Are you passionate about forced labor? Is indoor plumbing not really your thing? Here's a few cities in Russia you should absolutely consider as your next trip abroad!🧵
Famous for having the world’s largest Lenin head and pretty much nothing else really, Ulan-Ude is highly recommended to those looking to experience a sense of existential insignificance and dread, best appreciated while standing directly beneath Lenin’s unblinking gaze.
While not particularly popular with tourists, residents or anyone that's ever heard of it for that matter, Saratov answered the rather obnoxious popular demands for sanitation, roads, healthcare and running water with a substantial amount of mud that covers everyone's needs.
To remind Donald Trump and his supporters why the US now finds itself without allies willing to provide the help Trump desperately wants but claims he doesn’t need, in the war he says he won, here’s a sample of the many comments he has made about US allies over the past year. 🧵
Canada
In just a year, Donald Trump made tens of comments about his desire to annex Canada, posting maps and attempting to tariff it into submission. Just 6 days ago, for what is probably the hundredth time, Donald Trump refereed to the PM of Canada as "the future governor".
Denmark
Up until not even two months, Donald Trump continued to announce daily that he will invade and annex Greenland, repeatedly refusing to rule out using military force against Danish soldiers and going as far as to essentially appoint a "future governor" for the island.
In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵
US Instant Mashed Potatoes
Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, most of Europe has outright banned the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hair loss.
US Fake Blueberries
Banned in the EU but found in nearly every US product claiming to have actual blueberries in it, the fake blueberries get their blue from a totally safe and tasty petroleum derived dye, one highly recommended for those looking to grow a third arm.
Testament to how fast dictatorships can collapse, in 1989, Nicolae Ceaușescu delivered what would be his final speech, addressing 100k people he forcibly gathered there.
In one of the most iconic moments of modern history, he will lose control of the crowd.🧵
Bucharest would soon be engulfed in revolution, with an ever increasing number of people taking to the streets in the following hours. To the sound of "DEATH TO THE TYRANT!", people begin to carve the communist coat of arms out of the Romanian flags they were carrying.
Much like he did in what was at that point the free city of Timisoara, Ceausescu gives the order to drown the city in blood. Soon, the regime's soldiers and tanks would begin to fire on the unarmed masses of protesters, leading them to chant "WE WILL DIE AND WILL BE FREE!".
With Hungarian "Eternal Supreme Leader" Viktor Orban desperate to make the upcoming election about Ukraine, I find it only fair to review his achievements as "Hungarian Prime Minister for Life" by comparing Hungary to his second favorite neighbor after Ukraine: Romania.🧵
Despite having about half of Romania's population, in 2003, shortly after Orban's first term, Hungary had a GDP of $85 bil. while Romania's stood at $57 bil.
Today, after too many Orban years to count, Hungary's GDP is about $220 billion, while Romania's surpassed $400 bil.
In 2010, just as Orban started his second reign, the country stood as the 53rd least corrupt country in the world, while Romania was ranked as 75th.
In 2025, too many years of Orban to count, Hungary succeeded in being ranked as significantly more corrupt than Romania.
In an attempt to possibly explain why 77 million Americans voted for this man, while simultaneously explaining just why it is that Europeans live substantially longer, I’m absolutely delighted to introduce the revised list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵
US Bread
Traditionally baked with just enough potassium bromate to make it fluffy and sufficient sugar to make the diabetes get to you before the cancer from the bromate does, US bread is legally sold as "cake" in the few EU countries that still allow for it to be sold.
US Instant Mashed Potatoes
Stuffed with enough BHA and BHT preservatives to give the product an expiration date of absolutely never, most of Europe has outright banned the product, depriving Europeans from what is otherwise a cheap and convenient way to encourage hair loss.