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In order to make it clear to everyone how bad things are about to get for all of us if the pro-Russian Calin Georgescu takes control of Romania, EU's 7th largest country and a vital NATO member, I've translated just enough of his statements for you to get a taste.🧵 Image
About water...

"We do not know what water is. H2O does not mean anything. [...] Every vaccine is a software designed to modifying the spiritual structure of humans and water is the antidote![...] Water from the Carpathian springs can heal any disease. [...] Water is alive!"Image
About vaccines...

"Vaccines block the cosmic spiritual vibrations of our DNA. [...] Vaccines are designed to erase all traces of the spiritual and energetic codes of humanity. [...] Every prayer originating in Romania recharges the cosmic energies of the human DNA"Image
About Romania...

"Romania is the keeper of an ancient cosmic secret of humanity. [...] Romania is the energetic center of planet Earth. [...] Romania will become the global leader of the future worldwide spiritual revolution. [...] Romania is destined to lead humanity!"Image
About religion...

"Jesus was resurrected in order for Romania to become the lighthouse of humanity. [...] Our Carpathian Mountains are the pillars that keep the energetic balance of the universe. [...] Prayers originating from Romania feed universal energies of lightness [?!?]."Image
About neutrality...

"Our neutrality is not a choice, it is a cosmic obligation. [...] There is a cosmic call for our neutrality designed to protect our spiritual energy. [...] Romania's neutrality is written in the stars and is the key to a balanced future for humanity. [...]"Image
About traditions...

"Romanian villages and traditions keep the spiritual balance of the entirety of Europe. [...] Romanians will be reborn by returning to their villages. [...] Every Romanian tradition is a well of divine cosmic light and energy"Image
About forests...

"Planet Earth's spirit hides within Romanian forests. [...] Every Romanian forest is more than a forest, it is a pillar that sustains the energetic purity of the universe. [...] Every Romanian tree is a channel and catalyst of cosmic divine energy."Image
About technology...

"We must fight against technology in order to keep our divine essence! [...] The internet was designed to capture and trap our souls. [...] Digitalization will bring about an era of energetic slavery"Image
Last but not least...

"The Romanian Carpathians are the key for finding and understanding new dimensions! [...] The rebirth of humanity will start in our Carpathians!"Image
UPDATE: As a lot of my fellow Romanians have pointed out in the comments, I've only began to scratch the surface here.

Among the many things I've left out: his meeting with "non-human" species, soda microchips and some very "sound" arguments as to why the moon landing is fake.

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