In order to make it clear to everyone how bad things are about to get for all of us if the pro-Russian Calin Georgescu takes control of Romania, EU's 7th largest country and a vital NATO member, I've translated just enough of his statements for you to get a taste.🧵
About water...
"We do not know what water is. H2O does not mean anything. [...] Every vaccine is a software designed to modifying the spiritual structure of humans and water is the antidote![...] Water from the Carpathian springs can heal any disease. [...] Water is alive!"
About vaccines...
"Vaccines block the cosmic spiritual vibrations of our DNA. [...] Vaccines are designed to erase all traces of the spiritual and energetic codes of humanity. [...] Every prayer originating in Romania recharges the cosmic energies of the human DNA"
About Romania...
"Romania is the keeper of an ancient cosmic secret of humanity. [...] Romania is the energetic center of planet Earth. [...] Romania will become the global leader of the future worldwide spiritual revolution. [...] Romania is destined to lead humanity!"
About religion...
"Jesus was resurrected in order for Romania to become the lighthouse of humanity. [...] Our Carpathian Mountains are the pillars that keep the energetic balance of the universe. [...] Prayers originating from Romania feed universal energies of lightness [?!?]."
About neutrality...
"Our neutrality is not a choice, it is a cosmic obligation. [...] There is a cosmic call for our neutrality designed to protect our spiritual energy. [...] Romania's neutrality is written in the stars and is the key to a balanced future for humanity. [...]"
About traditions...
"Romanian villages and traditions keep the spiritual balance of the entirety of Europe. [...] Romanians will be reborn by returning to their villages. [...] Every Romanian tradition is a well of divine cosmic light and energy"
About forests...
"Planet Earth's spirit hides within Romanian forests. [...] Every Romanian forest is more than a forest, it is a pillar that sustains the energetic purity of the universe. [...] Every Romanian tree is a channel and catalyst of cosmic divine energy."
About technology...
"We must fight against technology in order to keep our divine essence! [...] The internet was designed to capture and trap our souls. [...] Digitalization will bring about an era of energetic slavery"
Last but not least...
"The Romanian Carpathians are the key for finding and understanding new dimensions! [...] The rebirth of humanity will start in our Carpathians!"
UPDATE: As a lot of my fellow Romanians have pointed out in the comments, I've only began to scratch the surface here.
Among the many things I've left out: his meeting with "non-human" species, soda microchips and some very "sound" arguments as to why the moon landing is fake.
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OTD 35 years ago, Ceaușescu delivered what would become his final speech, addressing 100k people forcibly gathered there so he could stage a facade of popular support for his regime.
In one of the most iconic moments of modern history, he will lose control of the crowd.🧵
Bucharest would soon be engulfed in revolution, with an ever increasing number of people taking to the streets in the following hours.
To the sound of "Death to the dictator!", people begin to carve the communist coat of arms out of the Romanian flags they were carrying.
Much like he did in what was at that point the free city of Timisoara, Ceausescu decides to use deadly force.
Soon, the regime's soldiers, tanks and APCs would begin to fire on the unarmed masses of protesters, leading them to defiantly chant "WE WILL DIE AND WILL BE FREE!".
With a lot of whatever little is left of our democratic world soon to head towards the polling stations, and since voting our way into idiocracy can occasionally be tricky business, I've refined my list of ten very simple rules follow as to ensure we rise to the occasion.🧵
1. It can never happen to you!
It is essential to acknowledge that ending up in a full-fledged dictatorship is something that can only happen to other people. Of all times and places, you alone were lucky enough to find yourself in the one spot magically immune to it.
2. Cherry-pick the electoral promises!
Of all things said or promised by your favorite candidate, It is of utmost importance to keep in mind he obviously only intends to do the things you agree with. Everything you personally disagree with, he can't or won't actually do.
To make our collective plunge into idiocracy ever so slightly more convenient, I've compiled a list of seven very simple rules to keep in mind next time you happen to find yourself voting. Enjoy!🧵
1. Cherry-pick the electoral promises!
Of all things said or promised by your favorite candidate, It is of utmost importance to keep in mind he obviously only intends to do the things you agree with. Everything you personally disagree with, he can't or won't actually do.
2. Trust in social media!
Keep in mind that social media platforms and influencers, especially does with Russian or Chinese origin or sympathies, always have your very best interests at heart and must not be subjected to the same scrutiny or distrust as "legacy media".
Since a lot of my compatriots seem to have forgotten just why it was we where all so desperately eager to join NATO in 2004 and the EU in 2007, I figured I'd do a thread comparing Romania today with the "sovereign" Romania of 2003, the pre-EU, pre-NATO one.
In 2003, shortly before joining NATO, Romania's GDP stood at $57 billion, while the GDP per capita was a meager $2700.
Today, the country's GDP is almost 7 times bigger, standing at $350 billion while the GDP per capita surpassed $18k, reaching that of a high-income economy.
With "we're buying everything from the EU" and "we're not producing anything anymore" as the favorite populist mantra, Romania is now exporting $127 billions worth of goods yearly, 10x more than in 2003.
The country's imports lagged behind, only growing by an order of 8.
In less then an hour, the Romanian president will be addressing the nation (and is likely to make some important announcements).
If interested, feel free to bookmark this thread. I'll be updating it with the main points of his speech.🧵
"One candidate benefited from massive illegal exposure despite declaring 0 campaign funds. As per information obtained by our secret services, his campaign was supported by a foreign state."
"What follows now? [...] Once the new government is formed, they will be deciding and organizing the new set of presidential elections. [...]"