In order to make it clear to everyone how bad things are about to get for all of us if the pro-Russian Calin Georgescu takes control of Romania, EU's 7th largest country and a vital NATO member, I've translated just enough of his statements for you to get a taste.🧵
About water...
"We do not know what water is. H2O does not mean anything. [...] Every vaccine is a software designed to modifying the spiritual structure of humans and water is the antidote![...] Water from the Carpathian springs can heal any disease. [...] Water is alive!"
About vaccines...
"Vaccines block the cosmic spiritual vibrations of our DNA. [...] Vaccines are designed to erase all traces of the spiritual and energetic codes of humanity. [...] Every prayer originating in Romania recharges the cosmic energies of the human DNA"
About Romania...
"Romania is the keeper of an ancient cosmic secret of humanity. [...] Romania is the energetic center of planet Earth. [...] Romania will become the global leader of the future worldwide spiritual revolution. [...] Romania is destined to lead humanity!"
About religion...
"Jesus was resurrected in order for Romania to become the lighthouse of humanity. [...] Our Carpathian Mountains are the pillars that keep the energetic balance of the universe. [...] Prayers originating from Romania feed universal energies of lightness [?!?]."
About neutrality...
"Our neutrality is not a choice, it is a cosmic obligation. [...] There is a cosmic call for our neutrality designed to protect our spiritual energy. [...] Romania's neutrality is written in the stars and is the key to a balanced future for humanity. [...]"
About traditions...
"Romanian villages and traditions keep the spiritual balance of the entirety of Europe. [...] Romanians will be reborn by returning to their villages. [...] Every Romanian tradition is a well of divine cosmic light and energy"
About forests...
"Planet Earth's spirit hides within Romanian forests. [...] Every Romanian forest is more than a forest, it is a pillar that sustains the energetic purity of the universe. [...] Every Romanian tree is a channel and catalyst of cosmic divine energy."
About technology...
"We must fight against technology in order to keep our divine essence! [...] The internet was designed to capture and trap our souls. [...] Digitalization will bring about an era of energetic slavery"
Last but not least...
"The Romanian Carpathians are the key for finding and understanding new dimensions! [...] The rebirth of humanity will start in our Carpathians!"
UPDATE: As a lot of my fellow Romanians have pointed out in the comments, I've only began to scratch the surface here.
Among the many things I've left out: his meeting with "non-human" species, soda microchips and some very "sound" arguments as to why the moon landing is fake.
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"She did the movie and it has become the biggest selling documentary in 20 years, can you believe it? The theaters are all packed. Women especially they go back and they see it 2 or 3 times."
For your reading pleasure, here’s the top reviews of documentary "Melania":🧵
The Guardian: "The whole thing was exhaustingly boring and chillingly vain. Melania’s appears an entirely airless existence [...] The two hours of Melania feel like pure, endless hell. They list Melania’s achievements in such laudatory fashion that North Koreans would blush."
The Independent: "To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. [...] The First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda. Even then [as propaganda], it is bad."
Since most of my fellow Europeans haven’t had the time or stomach to fully acquaint themselves with who’s who in Trump’s up and coming American Reich, I’ve taken it upon myself to create a short guide to the main cartoon villains and abominations of this administration.🧵
Affectionately referred to as "pure fucking evil" by her closest friends, family and by everyone who has ever met, seen, or heard her really, Kristi Noem is the woman Trump tasked with deporting people to Salvadoran concentration camps, after learning that she shot a puppy.
Married to an obscenely rich man whose children were already having children by the time she was born, and often seen wearing oversized crosses to differentiate herself from her North Korean counterpart, Karoline Leavitt is currently serving as White House Press Secretary.
Given that Trump supporters seem to think of Europe as an underdeveloped backwater where people live in underground holes and bow hunt rats for a meal, it might be worth revisiting this short thread tackling common U.S. stereotypes about Europe and American exceptionalism.🧵
While every US oligarch and official, assuming there's still a distinction about the two, likes to decry the lack of freedom in Europe, nearly every single country on the European continent ranks significantly higher than the "land of the free" in terms of freedom of press.
In a ranking that will likely worsen thanks to the US now having a Secretary of Pestilence entirely focused on banning lifesaving vaccines and bragging about snorting cocaine off of public toilets, the US has about the same infant mortality rates as the African continent.
With Russian operative and generic "Florida Man" Anna Paulina Luna now effectively calling for the dissolution of the EU, it believe it is worth revisiting just how utterly tragic EU accession has been for some of the most recent member states to join.🧵
Since tragically joining the union in 2004, Poland has barely even managed to quadruple its GDP and start what is routinely referred to as "The Polish Golden Age", likely an achievement completely unrelated to the quarter of a trillion dollars worth of EU funds it received.
Joining in 2007, moment at which it famously topped world charts in efficient governance and standard of living, average wage in Romania went from about a nickel and a smile to about $1200 net, with Bucharest alone now having a bigger GDP than Serbia and Bulgaria combined.
There’s a series of polls conducted by the Russian pollster Levada over a period of several years which, when linked together, I think offer a fairly clear insight into the mysterious Russian soul and just why it is Trump and his supporters find such a kindred spirit in it.🧵
While apparently a lot of people in Africa still hold somewhat of a positive view of Russia, Russians do not at all reciprocate that feeling. Less then 1 in 10 Russians can even conceive having someone from Africa as a family member, neighbor, friend or coworker.
When prompted to judge on the benefits of war they started that left over a million of their own maimed or killed and an endless trail of war crimes in Ukraine, Russians seem rather equally split on it, with a third still yet to make up their mind about the whole affair.
The $75 million dollar Amazon funded Melania movie, directed by an Epstein associate, has now been reviewed by nearly every major publication that covers movies, and the reviews are so delicious that I think it is worth taking a look at them. 🧵
The Guardian: "The whole thing was exhaustingly boring and chillingly vain. Melania’s appears an entirely airless existence [...] The two hours of Melania feel like pure, endless hell. They list Melania’s achievements in such laudatory fashion that North Koreans would blush."
The Independent: "To call Melania vapid would do a disservice to the plumes of florid vape smoke that linger around British teenagers. [...] The First Lady is a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda. Even then [as propaganda], it is bad."