Romanaland Hour of Grift, Friday 6 December 2024 hereinunder. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340.
8:30pm EST/5:30pm PST
It PROBABLY will be Creepy D. She used to do W-F but cult's been a bit discombobulated lately. I've posted this before -- Darlene sure seems like Nurse Ratched:
@RebeccaO1340 It's Creepy D.
@RebeccaO1340 Creepy said we're going to have a special treat. She's reading something about how great the kween is.
@RebeccaO1340 There's a video. It's Romana on the RV groaning through some explanation about what a kween is. Darlene still has an open mic. She coughed up a storm as soon as kweenie started her groaning.
@RebeccaO1340 No cult word of the day.
Webster's WOTD is ambigram
In a sentence: Is there an ambigram for "Romana the stinky sardine queen" ?
Image 1: Romana the stinky sardine kween.
Image 2: Upside down it's still (bottom to top) "Romana the stinky sardine kween".
[Or top to bottom: Sardine kween the stinky Romana.]
OK, that was a good use of my time. I'll just keep telling myself that.
@RebeccaO1340 Hannelore Degenhardt from Germany. She's actually gotten better at doing these dogcrap segments in English. So, I guess she can say she speaks at least two dialects of dogcrap.
@RebeccaO1340 COVID misinformation. It sounds so delightful in a German accent.
@RebeccaO1340 In case you didn't hear, Romana's youtube account was terminated. Turns out people were reporting her videos due to the relentless violations of youtube TOS. And it worked! Thanks to all who reported. 👏👏👏
@RebeccaO1340 Frau Hacker from Bavaria.
@RebeccaO1340 Let's see, I think she's reading some story about... ummm, of course. Russia. And China. Russia is now the king of earth. Or some such crap. Always irrelevant.
@RebeccaO1340 Damn, Gina hasn't even started yet. This may be a long one. I'll need another Coke zero.
@RebeccaO1340 OK we knew it was coming. Gina Lee is here to demonstrate how a third grader reads. A third grader who isn't exactly at the top of her class. I hate to do this, but here's what Gina's segments look like:
@RebeccaO1340 GAAAWWWD. She's pausing between every word again. She paused between "New" and "Mexico". It's just hideous. I have to mute it now.
Before I did, she was talking about housing in Albuquerque.
@RebeccaO1340 Gina @I_AmGinaLee still regurgitates batshit on her twitter account. This is about Grifty declaring an end to Daylight Savings Time after she arrived in Saskatchewan & found they don't observe it.
Kween also said there was one time zone for Canada. 🤪
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee Here's another. It's about 'the children' and what they follow.
Historical note: Gina Lee resonated so hard with Romana's bullshit that the courts took away her children. She was on this shitshow hours after they removed them. She's beyond redemption.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee Gina's done. She will now spend the next 23 hours preparing for tomorrow, when she'll again read things like she's in 3rd grade.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee Well, this is different. Creepy forgot the first grift. OH NO!
Straight into Darlene's morning 'briefing', which is being forced on the followers again for absolutely no reason. It's 14 and a half minutes long today.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee Here is a summary as well as the full-text of the 'briefing.'
Thanks to @SMetharp for doing this every weekday, it's greatly appreciated.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp The 'briefing' started with Darlene reading a post from stink kween threatening the horrible enemies who are harassing her on social media. She's not talking about us, is she? 😁
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp OK, read a few of the comments and the consensus is that Darlene looks really sick and should see a doctor. 9 out of 10 commenters say she's on the edge of death.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp The new decree of nonsense is just kweenie sardeenie rambling about her concept of BITCOIN (which she thinks is set in all-caps), which is, ummm, rather unsophisticated. She just makes statements about it that she pulled out of her ass. Really lazy.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp Briefing's over. Now Darlene's reading today's decree (#272) about Daylight Savings Time. It was posted a couple of hours ago. I didn't get the text before the stream. It sounds about like usual: DST is abolished, treason and death if you mention it again.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp Brenda Price. Soon to be inmate 0028201932. She's been darker than usual lately. "Thar's a storm a-brewin'!" Also really low-bandwidth video. Maybe she didn't pay her internet bill.
She's kind of subdued so far. Could change. :)
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp Grifting (usually called "2nd Grift" but Darlene forgot the first one today) has commenced.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp Yves Fortier on French. I'll get a cap.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp I had to go back a listen to something again: Darlene definitely said Kaven Desjardins will be doing French tomorrow, and Fluffernutter Glenn on English.
@RebeccaO1340 @I_AmGinaLee @SMetharp That's it for the cult recapcast. This one wasn't too bad, for some reason. Probably the Coke zeros. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomorrow.
@RebeccaO1340 Friday 6 December 2024. A low-energy effort. Everyone thought Darlene looked like she was on the edge of death. Call a doctor, cult! Decree in the rerun of the morning briefing, another one in the 'newscast'. Both were nothing. Kaven (v6.0?) may be back for French tomorrow. 🤡
Romanaland Hour of Grift recap, Sunday 1 December 2024 will be here. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340.
8:30pm EST/5:30pm PST
It probably will be Cindy "C-LSD" Desrochers, she's been hogging them all lately. Tennyson used to do Sundays sometimes, though.
@RebeccaO1340 A few of the new ministers are taking awhile to identify from the known culties, but I'll have a list by the end of the day, perhaps with a few unknowns still on it.
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Thursday 28 November 2024 will be here. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340.
8:30pm EST/5:30pm PST
The cult doesn't have their shit together. They can't keep to their own hosting schedule. So will it be ogre Creepy D? Cindy? Fluffernutter? Shallow Throat?
@RebeccaO1340 BLAH. It's goddamn Cindy. 🤮 She's still locked in the room with their camera and refusing to allow anyone else to do a livestream.
Why doesn't stink kween send in a SWAT team from her special forces to deal with this outrageous abuse of the airwaves?
@RebeccaO1340 No cult word of the day.
Websters WOTD: victuals
In a sentence: Romana and the cult's victuals consist of a dried out, moldy zucchini dug out of the 'garden' 2 months ago.
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Tuesday 26 November 2024 will be here. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340.
8:30pm EST/5:30pm PST
It has been Glenn "Fluffernutter" Jancke hosting the last three Tuesdays but ogre-clown Cindy Desrochers has been muscling in and taking over shows lately.
@RebeccaO1340 He is some pre-show entertainment. Not really entertainment, more like a sideshow, a carnival, an exhibit in a traveling freakshow exposition of oddities.
I give you, the stink kween in her latest masterpiece:
"TEN!"
@RebeccaO1340 OK, a little more pre-show entertainment. First, here's what Cindy looks like when the camera comes on. Quite natural and spontaneous, isn't it? Especially very natural smile of hers.
Romanaland Hour of Grift, Sunday 24 November 2024 will be here. I'm filling in for @RebeccaO1340.
8:30pm EST/5:30pm PST
They've been unreliable lately but Tennyson "Shallow Throat" Park usually does Sundays, although Glenn "Fluffernutter" Jancke has done a few as well.
@RebeccaO1340 Dr. Sarteschi lists a few of Romana's victims here. She's detailed for years the real harm Romana causes. 100s, possibly 1000s,have lost houses, been evicted, arrested, had children removed,become homeless, or had utilities cut off,etc. Romana's a menace.