Lmaoooooooooooooo
https://twitter.com/ArmandDoma/status/1872524379021783109
My guy *absolutely* told our peach-complexioned counterparts to pull their pants up, turn down those rappity raps, and put the ball down so they could pick up some books.
He said if you wanna be somebody-
If you wanna go somewhere-
You better wake up and pay attention.
He said if you wanna be somebody-
If you wanna go somewhere-
You better wake up and pay attention.
Then Elon Musk co-signed a tweet calling y'all the R word.
THE R-WORD.
The 47th president of the United States created a whole position for a man who called y'all the R word on an internet platform he owns.
A platform where *he* made it okay to say the R word.
THE R-WORD.
The 47th president of the United States created a whole position for a man who called y'all the R word on an internet platform he owns.
A platform where *he* made it okay to say the R word.
PRESUMABLYFORCIRCUMSTANCESJUSTLIKETHIS!!!!
It.
was.
astonishing.
It.
was.
astonishing.
Still got the dust from his daddy's South African emerald mines underneath the whites of his fingernails, and sat up here on AL Sharpton's internet and said he'd give y'all jobs IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY....but he can't....on account of the fact that you're too stupid.
Then when y'all got mad, he was all, "Look..do you want to be successful or not?!? The choice is yours, dum dum."
And when y'all chose "not-success," HE CO-SIGNED A TWEET CALLING Y'ALL THE R-WORD.
And when y'all chose "not-success," HE CO-SIGNED A TWEET CALLING Y'ALL THE R-WORD.
THEN Y'ALL TRIED TO CANCEL HIM!!!!! ALL THE CANCEL CULTURE ATHIESTS WERE HAVING WHOLE 1500 PERSON INTERNET MEETINGS ON HOW TO CANCEL ELON.
ON ELON'S PLATFORM.
ON ELON'S PLATFORM.
Me and my people just were *shocked.*
Shocked, I say.
But it didn't have shit to do with me.
So I just sat here and ate my Black American salad.
Shocked, I say.
But it didn't have shit to do with me.
So I just sat here and ate my Black American salad.
Then Ann Coulter was like, "Elon just wants slaves."
And I was all
And I was all
I don't get why everybody's so mad.
Y'all said college was for elites.
60% of your lil party doesn't believe in it.
2 weeks ago y'all were all "Abolish the Dept. of Education."
Y'all love that Prager U curriculum that uses....*cartoons* to teach white supremacist fiction.
?????
Y'all said college was for elites.
60% of your lil party doesn't believe in it.
2 weeks ago y'all were all "Abolish the Dept. of Education."
Y'all love that Prager U curriculum that uses....*cartoons* to teach white supremacist fiction.
?????
This is what you wanted.
This is what the republican party has been ginning up for 60 years--a spectacularly ignorant, uninformed, uneducated, intellectually incurious base.
What's the big deal?
Personally, I love it when *my* plans come to fruition.
This is what the republican party has been ginning up for 60 years--a spectacularly ignorant, uninformed, uneducated, intellectually incurious base.
What's the big deal?
Personally, I love it when *my* plans come to fruition.
But even *I* didn't have them calling y'all knuckledraggers to your faces.
That highly particularized act of boldness was absolutely not on my bingo card.
I have enjoyed it though.
**mightily**.
That highly particularized act of boldness was absolutely not on my bingo card.
I have enjoyed it though.
**mightily**.
Elon Musk stood dead in the middle of this country's amber waves of grain and told the white ppl of America they were too stupid to work for him.
I looked out of my window, exhaled, and said called out on that departing breath-
Jehovah Jireh.
Jehovah Shammah.
Jehovah Nissi.
Jehovah *Rapha* (you gotta pronounce that one like Richard Smallwood)
Jehovah Jireh.
Jehovah Shammah.
Jehovah Nissi.
Jehovah *Rapha* (you gotta pronounce that one like Richard Smallwood)
Elon & Vivek said white ppl could definitely have jobs in this country.
Just not *good* jobs.
Not the kind of jobs *they* offer.
Y'all can absolutely have jobs.
Just..*separate* jobs.
Not necessarily *lesser* jobs. Probably totally *equal* *other* jobs.
Separate but equal jobs.
Just not *good* jobs.
Not the kind of jobs *they* offer.
Y'all can absolutely have jobs.
Just..*separate* jobs.
Not necessarily *lesser* jobs. Probably totally *equal* *other* jobs.
Separate but equal jobs.
THEN, Loomer got in it and started like, MEGAMAGA racisiting. Like just, hard-core, throwback racisiting.
And that's when things REALLY turned a corner.
Cause Laura Loomer tried to call India dirty.
And that's when the wheels fell off and the automobile punted itself over a cliff
And that's when things REALLY turned a corner.
Cause Laura Loomer tried to call India dirty.
And that's when the wheels fell off and the automobile punted itself over a cliff
Cause then Indian ppl from like *everywhere*....
I'm talking straight up
"COLOURS OF THE WORLD!
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL!"
Indian ppl from every corner of this planet rose up....
to tell white ppl how dirty they (white ppl) were.
I'm talking straight up
"COLOURS OF THE WORLD!
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL!"
Indian ppl from every corner of this planet rose up....
to tell white ppl how dirty they (white ppl) were.
Just parachuting in from Bluesky to tell white ppl they were filthy.
I'm not gon' hold you--
There were times when I thought I'd have no tears left to cry.
Sweartagawd.
I'm not gon' hold you--
There were times when I thought I'd have no tears left to cry.
Sweartagawd.
Idunno, fam.
The ouroboros is supposed to be a symbol of glad tidings, fresh starts, and luck....
But I promise I just saw a snake eating itself.
All.
Day.
And most of today too.
The ouroboros is supposed to be a symbol of glad tidings, fresh starts, and luck....
But I promise I just saw a snake eating itself.
All.
Day.
And most of today too.
Anyway, that's what happened.
It was terrible(so, ***so*** wonderful).
It was terrible(so, ***so*** wonderful).
DIDN'T I TELL YOU?!?! 
Two mos ago that dude was doing somersaults on stage in a smedium halter top, vying to be "on mat."
And now he's calling y'all slurs and casually floating policy that effectively forecloses the possibility of Americans working in whole industries. IN. AMERICA.
And now he's calling y'all slurs and casually floating policy that effectively forecloses the possibility of Americans working in whole industries. IN. AMERICA.
Don't get me wrong--
I got no quarrel with immigration or visas or any of their accouterments....
In fact, anyone paying attention would see that this country has been radically shrinking its visa numbers, its asylum numbers, its lottery numbers for decades.
I got no quarrel with immigration or visas or any of their accouterments....
In fact, anyone paying attention would see that this country has been radically shrinking its visa numbers, its asylum numbers, its lottery numbers for decades.
I've just never seen two ppl so seamlessly, so deftly WRESTLE defeat from the jaws of victory.
Wait. I gotta go for real. But can I just tell you that the second most disrespectful part of that Elon tweet (the most disrespectful part was his use of the R word)...
was when he closed with "This was eye-opening."
was when he closed with "This was eye-opening."
Fam. That man is genuinely stunned that y'all thought you could work for him.
Like...he never even once CONSIDERED giving y'all jobs. It never even occurred to him y'all'd think so much of yourselves that you'd *delude* yourselves into thinking you were qualified.
Like...he never even once CONSIDERED giving y'all jobs. It never even occurred to him y'all'd think so much of yourselves that you'd *delude* yourselves into thinking you were qualified.
He was sitting in his lair, watching wave after wave of furious tweets fill his mentions...
*stunned.*
Because he *could* *not* *believe* you actually thought he'd stoop so low as to hire you.
My God on High.
*stunned.*
Because he *could* *not* *believe* you actually thought he'd stoop so low as to hire you.
My God on High.
I just envisioned Elon and Vivek printing out 2 copies of a resume, seeing the name "Karen Smith" at the top, and then balling it up and throwing it into the trash.
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