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Jan 8, 2025 13 tweets 7 min read Read on X
In honor of Facebook ending its fact-checking partnerships, here are the funniest fact-checks of Babylon Bee jokes:

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1. CNN Purchases Industrial-Sized Washing Machine To Spin News Before Publication

This was fact-checked by Snopes, and Facebook threatened us with suppression and demonetization for sharing false information. A classic.Image
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2. Ocasio-Cortez Appears On 'The Price Is Right,' Guesses Everything Is Free

Thank you to the brave fact-checkers at Snopes for calling us out on this one. Otherwise people might have been fooled. Fact check: FALSE.Image
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3. Ninth Circuit Court Overturns Death Of Ruth Bader Ginsburg

USA Today, another one of Facebook's fact-checking partners, helpfully pointed out that this was satire.Image
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4. With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy

Another fact-check from USA Today. (You can also tell it's satire because if you look really closely, you can see there's a picture of an aircraft carrier on the moon).Image
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5. Trump: 'I Have Done More For Christianity Than Jesus'

In our defense, we wrote this before he actually said something like this.Image
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6. Elevation Church Debuts Water Slide Baptismal

More great fact-checking work from Snopes here. (Well, OK, this one is believable).Image
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7. Pope Francis Says Covid Vaccine Will Now Be Required To Enter Heaven

Another believable one, if we're being honest. Thanks for the fact-check, Reuters.Image
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8. Ballot Drop Boxes Installed Along Border Wall

Despite our official statement to Reuters fact-checkers that this article is true, they insisted it was false.Image
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9. California Considering Tax On Breathing

Snopes found this false, but we're pretty sure it's true?Image
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10. Joel Osteen Apologizes For Using Lord's Name In Sermon

Another from Snopes, keeping us safe from Joel Osteen jokes.Image
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11. Thanks To New Laws, VeggieTales Finally Introduces New Cannabis Character

Fact check: false, 420 times over.Image
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12. NBA Players Wear Special Lace Collars To Honor Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Even the Guardian got fooled by this one. Sad!Image
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What do you think we should do? Should we lie and say everything is fine, like China did? It seemed to work out okay for them. I generally don't like to lie, but you're the one who said, "Our fans are so gullible. They'll believe anything you tell them."
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With Moon Water Announcement, Trump Proposes Space Navy buff.ly/3e3MFSN
Sadly, we must retract this one. We'd like to thank @USATODAY for calling us out with this fact check. We will strive to do better. Image
Our writer @IMAO_ is responsible for this one. We called him into the office and said, "Hey, dummy, boats don't go in space!"

He said, "Oh. I guess that makes sense. Probably should have looked into that on Google." He then committed seppuku to preserve his journalistic honor.
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