I recently visited Luton - a working class town near London infamously home to both the Tate Brothers and Tommy Robinson and one of the towns in Britain most transformed by immigration - to see what it looks like today 🧵
Luton was one of the towns earliest effected by large scale immigration. It’s against this background that Robinson’s EDL first emerged, the working class living on the frontlines of a changing Britain. My TLDR impression of Luton is that this change has now largely happened
In some ways Luton might as well be another country. It’s easy to look at pictures of foreign-coded visuals in your own country and say, “oh it’s from a ghetto, China Town, Little India etc it’s always been like that.” Luton is like if these areas expanded over an entire city
Luton is so transformed that it helps to compartmentalise it as a parallel version of Britain - ‘The Yookay’. Change on this scale is emotionally charged because it really is just not anything like what Britain has been historically. There’s no ambiguity, it is not the same thing
Main high street - grotty but not unusually so for British standards. Demographics felt about 60-70% non-White. Selection of chain shops but also shops you only tend to find in heavily immigrant areas selling migrant foods, migrant-coded products - dessert bars, weaves etc
Central War Memorial. A few pieces of litter in the flowerbeds around it. Some nearby buildings hollowed out and replaced with tatty-looking cheapo ‘poundstores’ - at the ‘higher end’ you have at best brands like… McDonald’s or TK Maxx. No particularly inspiring new developments
The main shopping mall in the town centre. A detail not pictured, homeless encamped to the side who stared intensely at me as I took this picture. You can see Deliveroo riders, betting shops, smash burger takeaways - classic common features of British high streets in the 2020’s
Inside the central shopping mall - the demographics maybe 80% non-White British. A few nice ‘Yookay’ details on this shot. The demographics again, the Halal Turkish food, the poster overhead stressing the importance of recycling your bottles in order to reduce the use of plastics
Lots of remittance shops around, many shops or services that emphasise their owner’s country of origin. Not just Nails & Spa but Moroccan Nail & Spa. “I am a Moroccan. We are Moroccans. This is a Moroccan Nail & Spa.” The streets a patchwork of non-sequitur assertions of identity
Dessert Bars are increasingly common in British cities in part because many migrant communities use these places as social spaces in lieu of bars. You can’t drink alcohol so you go here to ‘chill’, film crazy TikTok video. I stuck my head in a few, no white people. Many venues are implicitly coded to specific communities in this way - traditional British pubs by contrast for example will be mostly white clientele
Another shot of the main high street. Some banners suspended from lampposts - advertisements for ‘support hubs’ for support for alcoholism, drug addiction, abuse etc. Partly these banners stem from Britain’s overbearing ‘mental health’ therapy culture but I also suspect Luton has a lot of genuine alcoholics, drug addicts, abuse victims etc
At the top of the city by the courthouse. Closed up traditional ‘Red Lion’ Hotel, litter strewn across the floor by a residential block. Don’t know if the local council just doesn’t bothering hiring people to clean or if people throw so much litter cleaning it is a losing battle
Fairly typical residential street just outside the city centre. Some litter on the floor. There was a particularly egregious house on this street with piles of garbage stacked outside but an obese Pakistani man standing in front of the building smoking began glaring at me as I walked past so I didn’t take a picture
On the way to the South Asian ‘side’ of Luton. Lots of litter. An ugly carriageway surrounds Luton, makes it a hassle to walk - a hangover from post-war urban planning. Combine unsightly features like this with modern Yookayisms for a pungent cocktail of miserable drab aesthetics
On entering the South Asian area you are greeted by a banner advertising a Festival of Diversity and litter strewn across the grass of a small open green space. I am not making this up - it sounds like I am being deliberately gratuitous here but this is literally what you see
Dunstable Road is the main thoroughfare in this area, the residents a collection of religions and groups though mostly Muslims and mostly from the Subcontinent. The % of white people on the street drops from about 30% to 1-2% here, surfaces are adorned with Arabic calligraphy
Dunstable Road is a ghetto of a kind but it’s not a hermetically sealed ‘ghetto’. It spills out into the rest of Luton. It may be 20% more ‘Islamic-Looking’ than central Luton but that jump is pretty incremental, it isn’t a massively jarring huge jump there’s a flowing continuity
Lots of chicken shops, jewellery shops, hijab shops, remittance services. On some the exterior panelling is plastic-y and the shopfronts extend out onto the pavement. Bi-folding cheap glass doors instead of heavier single doors. They aesthetically resemble shops in Cairo or Delhi
There is a sense in which this all represents a merging of aesthetic styles. A kind of evolving Neo-Mudéjar. Styles instinctively familiar in the Karachi marketplace merging with post-war British forms. This is how aesthetic forms change and develop over longer stretches of time
You can see this in the nearby residential area. 20th century British housing stock begins to take on slightly subcontinental features. Porticos grow larger, new panelling or tiling appears, imagery is affixed, features of the houses more resemble features from the home country
Luton central mosque - a good example of what you could call British Islamic or ‘Rubber Dinghy Rapids’ architecture. Islamic forms built with the red brick of British industrial towns. I don’t find the architectural effect particularly inspiring but in this sense it is ‘British’
More residential streets. Some Yookayisms; disability support standups, litter. Also common - signs, flags, imagery. The imagery is I want to say more common than cultural equivalents would be in white areas. Are Palestine flags a cultural equivalent to British Christmas lights?
Garbage of various kinds left outside the front of houses. This kind of fly-tipping isn’t unusual in parts of Britain and is not necessarily exclusive to particular groups but it was noticeable here how many houses had garbage just dumped outside. Evidences a certain culture
LEFT: Imran on the back of a ‘white van’ like an England flag
RIGHT: A Syrian Opposition flag seen above a (quite commonplace on Luton’s high streets) bubble tea shop. Luton contributed a significant number of foreign fighters to the opposition groups during the Syrian Civil War
Another residential street, more litter. A generational divide - the older South Asians wearing traditional kurtas, jubbahs and taqiyahs, the younger South Asians decked out with North Face puffer jackets, Nike and Adidas hoodies, some with half balaclavas, full roadman regalia
Back to the town centre. Well-maintained flowerbeds in which traditional English trashflowers are growing. The ‘Cakebox’ company is a newer ‘cake business’ founded by Sikh migrants which is quite rapidly expanding across Britain, appears to cater to the sweet-tooth certain migrant groups seem to have in the same way the dessert bars do. If you look inside one of these shops the interiors look quite cheap, tacky, sparse. They resemble the inside of a Mumbai phonecase corner store - possibly a cost saving measure that helps the business expand more, possibly genuine aesthetic preference
Two supermarket interiors
LEFT: A sign warns shoppers that they are being watch by CCTV
RIGHT: An entire section of the supermarket Sainsbury’s devoted to Halal food
An Islamic Dawah centre just off the edge of Luton’s highstreet. Natives generally do not convert to Islam but it isn’t unheard of, it is possible that the centre does occasionally succeed in converting passersby. The social pressure will be higher the more Muslim an area is
The main square. A group of youths (yoots) mostly of different migrant backgrounds can be seen milling around on the right. They were standing there a fair while, there every time I passed. It is obviously a kind of socialising but the form it takes is notable
A full house of remittances seen on the exterior of this electronics-cum-general wares store, not just to the Subcontinent and Africa but to Eastern Europe to. A reasonable ‘chunk’ of the Luton whites are Eastern European, which can make the streets seem more native than they are
South of the town centre, the area is visibly a little whiter, the signage more recognisably British. Inside the pubs the clientele is entirely white. As with the dessert bars these venues have become almost implicitly ethnic-coded without anybody consciously assenting to it
The area is not particularly clean, large litter middens can be seen by the side of the pavement. A little but not much better than the South Asian area. Again, why the council cannot clean it I do not know - unsure how you can be this apathetic but perhaps people just give up
Collection of houses with litter strewn outside. Some of the houses are larger and more middle class coded but there is still a grimy sheen over the neighbourhood. Those with their curtains open look very normal inside. ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ Posters, ‘Our Home’, ‘Our Family’ signs
Luton Airport in the distance, which provides the town with jobs. Luton is easily one of the most Yookay towns in Britain, I can see many mid-tier towns beginning to transform in this way over the coming decades - many already are. A process of ‘Lutonification’, ‘Yookayification’
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Interesting to think about what ‘returning Botswana’s artefacts’ ‘to give them meaning’ would look like in real life - especially since they would presumably be returned to be displayed in the country’s national museum. Presumably…
Remember visiting Botswana’s ‘National Museum’ some years ago because had the expectation that a country with interesting geography like the Kalahari desert and the Okavango delta or peoples like the Tswana or San must be able to produce a ‘fairly interesting’ museum about itself. Actually even though Botswana does not have a large population it is comparatively not ‘that’ poor so you assume there would be no real obstacles to it creating engaging displays
Unfortunately Botswana National Museum was one of worst museums I have ever visited. Space was a small dome building with a single main room decorated with a few low resolution print outs of ‘typical scenes’ of Botswana life. Mud huts in a village etc. Some traditional pots had been haphazardly placed around the ‘exhibit’, bunched up against each other according to some strange internal logic and often unlabelled. There were some traditional chairs (?) and carpets displayed in a similar way too. There were several other artefacts on podiums but they were also sparsely labelled. This was the extent of the ‘artefacts’ on show. The museum featured no panels with photos or expositions of Botswana’s history or anthropology
The second floor featured ‘artworks’ about Botswana by local artists. Most of the artwork looked like a souvenir you would buy in a tourist shop while on safari or from a tout sat selling his wares on a large sheet on the pavement; ie Pinterest-type paintings of elephants or black women. You could see everything in the museum in about fifteen minutes. I did not felt like I learned anything about Botswana from the visit. There were no other visitors at the time
The two museums in North Africa I recall being ‘reasonably impressed by’ were the Bardo museum in Tunis, Tunisia and the (old) Egyptian museum in Cairo, Egypt. The latter was dusty and unorganised but had a certain kind of charm, like it had been arranged by an eccentric orientalist. Much in need of an upgrade though - as Al-Sisi obliged recently
Need to remember when you critique ‘Multicultural Britain’ in many people’s minds that looks closer to ‘Pink Pantheress Britain’ than the ‘Yookay’. Below is much closer to what they think you’re attacking, many will be baffled and reject critique out of hand because it seems mean
Partially they believe this because many people are just docile and unobservant but also partially there is a kind of ‘Ordeal of Incivility’ where ‘certain kinds’ of people struggle to ‘be mean’. Taken together you can pick and choose the good, not weird parts of multiculturalism
Reform should have branch of party with a mission statement to become increasingly esoteric, they should lean into and embrace arcane and recondite candidate selection, policy and publicity materials. Impossible to garner negative press if you put Tibetan wizards up for election
Reform over past year seem to have moved away slightly from the ITV-2 aesthetic that they went in big for circa 2024. This is sign of a professionalising party but also a shame insofar as it is an amusing, playful aesthetic. Could have a lot of fun with it with a skilled PR team
Aesthetics very important, simple changes can extend electoral reach. Instead of fielding Sikh candidates that look like the image on the left they should field ones that look like the image on the right. The esotericism is a big improvement, makes the pitch much more compelling
São Paulo is the biggest city in the Americas and the main driver of Brazil’s economy yet it somehow has little to no cultural impact outside the country. São Paulo has great bars and restaurants but overall it can often feel underwhelming
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São Paulo is the biggest city in the Americas - it has a greater population than Mexico City and New York. Fair to say though it punches far below its weight culturally, really has (unfortunately) little to nothing to show for its size. I am trying not to be too harsh on it here, I say this more because I am curious as to why this is the case. I think you spend some time here you can sort of ‘feel’ it doesn’t have the spark it needs to elevate it
São Paulo really grew as a centre for migration, especially from countries like Italy, Germany, Lebanon and Japan. The human capital was fairly good so you have to ask, what does it have to show for it? It isn’t really known for anything, many people outside of Brazil won’t have even heard of it. In this sense maybe you can say its main achievement is its economy - the city (municipality) of São Paulo accounted for 9.7% (or precisely 9.75% in some reports) of Brazil’s total GDP in 2023. Paulistas will tell you São Paulo ‘carries’ Brazil, possibly they are correct
Common stereotype about Brazil is that they are obsessed with sex. People are obsessed with sex everywhere you go of course (is normally impossible to scroll the X feed without some kind of softporn appearing) but Brazil how to put it… you know it’s like they say the Inuits have over 50 words for snow - in the same way Brazil has a lot of words for sex and relationships. Country has a reputation to effect of everybody there has the same level of sexual self-restraint as an average gay man, I don’t think this is quite true but it probably is true that there is at least a subset of hyper-promiscuous Brazilians and then importantly here that some of their behaviour is attributable to aspects of Brazilian culture. Qualifier is obviously incel culture and its variants exists in Brazil too but there is nonetheless (seems to me) an important kind of hyper-liberalness in Brazilian mores
Can’t say why exactly could be a few reasons, could be the special, open nature of lusotropical society, could be the average IQ of the country, could be less social stigmas, could be the weather could be all or none of the above. Brazilian once mentioned to me offhandedly that politicians in Brasilia were known for ‘having a lot of sex parties’. Said “isn’t that something quite scandalous?” and got told no not really because it’s not considered remarkable here. Same way that there is supposedly less of a stigma around using a prostitute in Brazil, many Brazilians don’t really think anything of it. Some Brazilian men, within you know five minutes of meeting them they’d be pulling up the Instagram of a woman they were fucking or wanted to fuck and say “ahhh isn’t she hot I am fucking her / want to fuck her” and often she was but to the point, they would do this very quickly after meeting them, they were very forward about this with strangers. Nice to meet you too. Again this is all heterosexual and normal but overall impression you get is that for at least some Brazilians ‘sex culture’ is ‘more open’ like the stereotypes would have it
As I say Brazil has a lot of unique terms for sex and relationships just as Inuits have terms for different consistencies of snow - think more evidence to the thesis, here are some examples:
‘Pegação’ - has several meanings but one of main ones is it refers to act of ‘making out’ with a lot of people. So at carnival or just on a night out you cruise around and you try to kiss five, ten people. The kissing of lots of people, you ‘get off’ on this a bit presumably. You ‘taste them with your mouth’ and then you move on? I don’t understand why you don’t just try to seal the deal for the evening at that point but it’s something some people enjoy doing
‘Ficante’ - this is basically just a situationship, having someone in your roster or harem and you don’t want to commit to them but maybe you text them and invite them over to bang once every week or so. Also though it’s a designator, you identify as a ‘ficante’, you can introduce yourself as a ‘ficante’ to someone
‘Cafuné’ - this means something like ‘to tenderly caress or stroke’, especially the head when lying with a partner. There is a specific word for this. Actually women would tell me Brazilian men are bipolar ‘lovebombers’ who yo-yo from incredibly sweet and tender and loving and romantic to hysterical and clingy to cold and distant as their mood takes them. Very expansive emotional ranges and this term belies that. “Brazilians have attachment styles like a manhole cover, they are very jealous and needy - but then also they all cheat too” one woman said
‘Beijeiro / Beijeira’ - ‘Kissing Bandit’ or thereabouts, someone who smothers you with kisses. To same point above, common enough that there is a term for it
‘Talarico’ - slang for a person who romantically pursues another person’s partner, particularly too if they are a friend. Means something like ‘homewrecker’, again common enough archetype that there is a term for it
Regular refrain among Brazilian women (note: speaking to a foreigner) was ‘they were tired of Brazilian men’. “What all Brazilian men?” “Yes all Brazilian men.” “All of them? Really? Come on.” Draw your own inferences about the dynamics at play there
Sneako inexplicably being indulged by world leaders like the Prime Minister of Malaysia now - as well as major third world thinkers and personalities. Like it or not Sneako represents a unifying force in the Ummah, the Ummah love him. Sneako could become leader of a new Caliphate