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Feb 7, 2025 16 tweets 6 min read Read on X
It appears the collapse of Russian Army motor transport is nearly complete and hippo train (mules & horses) are being pulled out of the 19th century for the "2nd strongest Army in the world."

This won't end well for Russia.

A Mule Logistics🧵
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Being a WW2 historian of electronic warfare and logistics has it's advantages when it comes to looking up US Army standard operating procedures for horse & mule logistics.

See #1 thru #9 below and consider if a Mobik from a Russian city could do them.

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Russian Mobiks have a hard enough time maintaining trucks, cars and tractors. How do you think they will care for a mule?

Again, from the US Army Wagoner S.O.P.:

"ROUTINE DUTIES OF THE WAGONER
It is a good plan to have a fixed time for every routine duty, as then there will be no chance of over looking anything. Certain duties should be attended to daily and others weekly. The following is suggested as a daily program to be followed:

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...Immediately after rising before or after reveille in the morning the Wagoner should feed grain to his team, brush off, harness them, and examine their feet. After the Wagoner has had breakfast the stalls of the animals should be policed just to make sure it has been cleaned and is fresh. The Wagoner should then make sure his team has been watered and if not he should water them. Make sure the water is clean and not contaminated. The Wagoner makes sure his wagon (all wagons are numbered and identified by markings) is parked in its designated space. Harnesses should be inspected for good order. If in need of repair contact the units saddler. Animals should be tied to a picket line or let out in the corral if not going to work. If assigned to work he will harness the team and hitch up his team to its wagon and go to its designated area for work. At the end of the day the Wagoner returns his team and wagon back to its designated parking area, unhitches his team returns them to the stables and unharnesses the animals and inspects his team. A special examination should be made to ascertain whether any abrasions or enlargements have developed. Their feet should be carefully cleaned and inspected noting any loose or missing shoes. Harnesses are inspected and hung on their proper hanging pegs and the sweat and dirt wiped off the collars, bellybands, and cruppers.

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...Animals should then be groomed, their shoulders washed, harnesses should be adjusted for the next day's work so any pressure may be removed from any swollen parts which may have formed. The animals should be fed grain and hay. A thorough examination of the wagon as well as axle nuts on the wagon, minor repairs made immediately, and those requiring special attention reported to the specialist before the next day's work. The wagon should then be greased if necessary. After reporting animals requiring shoeing or veterinary attention the Wagoner should wash and get his meal."

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There is no way on G-d's green earth that Russian mobiks are going to do any of that.

Mule based logistics, either as a draft animal or as part of a mule train is a skill set Russia has had decay to almost nothing because of agricultural mechanization.

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While some of Russia's rural regions have pockets of such hippo train skills.

Just where are they going to get the fodder, grain and especially water for the mules?

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No one is farming within 20 km of the front lines on either side, because drones. The RuAF are complaining that Ukrainian locals are trying to kill them.

This means rural Ukrainians in occupied areas are victimized on the regular by Mobiks and are either killed or leave.

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What the delusional RuAF staff officers imagine and what reality is are two different things.

This is the Russian "WW2 Exceptionalism" delusion again.

Since it is winter, there is nothing for the poor mules & horses to graze on.

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If they do attempt this on a major scale, the hippo train animals will soon die of exhaustion and malnutrition in winter, or exhaustion and thirst in the summer of 2025.

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Even if the RuAF sends a lot of mules & horses, what hippo train can deliver & at what speed won't survive FPV drone interdiction.

Does anyone think a small mule drawn cart that moves a maximum of 7 mph for 3-to-4 hours can round trip the 20 km FPV "truck denied zone?"
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A Russian staff officer with "Great Patriotic War" delusions will see 11 km/hr, two hours to get to the front at night and two hours back at night.

Reality is where mud, actual road distance to positions and animal exhaustion/abuse mean your speed of advance is 2-3 km/hr...

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...for 4 hours.

US Army 1930's SOP's say draft teams doing heavy work have to be replaced by fresh draft teams every 15 miles (24km).

The Russo-Ukrainian War FPV drone "truck denied zone" is a 40 km round trip, minimum.

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Hippo Train logistics requires careful care, deeding & especially _WATERING_ of the draft animals.

This is something a Russian Army that is sending wounded Mobiks on crutches into "meat wave assaults" is simply just incapable of doing.

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Does anyone think Russia will deploy any "VETERINARY HOSPITALS" for it's new draft animals?

It's just not going to happen.

See the link below for the US Army hippo train SOP⬇️

THE DUTIES OF THE U.S. ARMY WAGONER
freepages.rootsweb.com/~gregkrenzelok…

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We are ~six months from a Russian systemic economic collapse just from Ukrainian damage inflicted to date.

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Russia lost 83 power
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...sub-stations since 1 July 2026 in occupied Ukraine.

Russia will have to strip its own unique power grid to replace these losses, shutting down supply in "less significant" parts of Russia.


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Ukraine has delivered on all my expectations of what that would accomplish in the last five days.

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Given the massive Ukrainian victory in the "Battle of the Azov Sea."

We can say Ukraine has achieved “Usable Drone Air Superiority" over the Sea of Azov in exactly the way the Chinese would in the waters around, & air over, Taiwan when it invades.
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The "Battle of the Azov Sea" shares a lot of historical elements of both the WW2 "Battle of the Bismarck Sea" and the slaughter of Allied oil tankers in 1942 during Operation Drumbeat (Paukenschlag) and Operation Neuland.

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The Battle of the Bismarck Sea was the slaughter of 12 ships of a 16 ship Imperial Japanese convoy of eight IJA freighters and eight IJN destroyers moving 6,900 IJA troops.

Tipped off by IJN seaplane deployments & radio intercepts, only 2,700 IJA troops arrived w/o weapons or ammo.
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This has been Russian policy for DECADES.

Ukraine retaliating for atrocity is _RECIPROCITY_ per the Laws of War, not degeneracy.
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I asked @grok to document this Russian policy of atrocity at the link, excerpt:

"February 24, 2022–present (Full-scale Russian invasion): The scale escalated dramatically. As of May 2026, the WHO had verified more than 3,000 attacks on healthcare via its Surveillance System for Attacks on Health Care (SSA). A coalition of organizations (including PHR, eyeWitness, Truth Hounds, etc.) documented ~3,095 attacks, with 1,632 damaging or destroying hospitals and clinics"

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I'm afraid @cdrsalamander has gotten the moral vectors in the Russo-Ukrainian war wrong.

What is degenerate here isn't RECIPROCITY.

Degeneracy here is defined as using Woke NGO Elite definitions of morality, AKA claiming AFU RECIPROCITY per the laws of war as a war crime.
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When I've talked about the legacy of Soviet industrial gigantism (one big factory) making Putin era Russia far more vulnerable to a drone strategic bombing campaign.

This is a very good example. ⬇️

Strategic Drone Airpower🧵
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I've talked about this vulnerability in a couple of previous threads. Here is a shorter one:



Putin's decades long "Russian exceptionalism" propaganda campaign, that says WW2 was won on the Eastern Front, has made Russians incapable of seeing this.

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If strategic airpower was irrelevant then. So is damage from it now. 🤦‍♂️

Here is the larger in-depth thread detailing the vulnerabilities of ex-Soviet "One-Big Factory" infrastructure (AKA gigantism) Ukraine is exploiting.

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FP-5 🧵
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1. The FP-5 Flamingo is about four times the launch weight of a BGM-109 Tomahawk (i.e. ~13,200 lb), and 2-3 times the range (i.e. ~1,620 nmi) while carrying twice the warhead mass (i.e. ~2,000 lb).

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2. The FP-5 design concept is modelled on the USAF MGM-13 Mace GLCM as Fire Point told Ukrainian military analysts - but designed with modern technology to be extremely cheap to make (claimed 1/6 the cost of a Tomahawk - likely not counting the engine cost).

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