Today I paid an unexpected visit to the USAID headquarters in Cairo.
The last few years I have shown you how USAID organized, financed, & ran the invasion across our southern border.
Today I visited their fortress-like offices in Egypt….
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Approaching the gate manned by Egyptian guards, we bluffed our way in and drove through the su*cide b*m8er barriers. This was aided, no doubt, by the fact that we were in a Mercedes (the diplomatic car of choice) and I look unmistakably American.
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My driver waited in the car while I walked the perimeter looking for the entrance.
There is no USAID signage of any kind on this citadel of corrupt bureaucracy….
**sound on**
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I finally found the inconspicuous entrance. A sentry stood aside as I walked right past him as if I were Pharaoh.
Again, being obviously an American when he was Egyptian was to my advantage. This massive bastide is, after all, owned by my government, not his….
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(NOTE: They wisely racial profile in the Middle East and Africa, and I didn’t fit the profile of a t3rr0rist—because I’m not. And not until now did they need defenses from someone like me, a threat of an altogether different sort.)
Once inside, the 💩, as they say, hit…
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…the fan. It went something like this:
“Do you have an appointment?”
The question came from the 4th guard, also Egyptian. I’d managed to get by the first 3.
“No.”
“Your ID, please.” I gave him my license, not my passport. He barely glanced at it and I quickly took…
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…it back.
“What is your business?”
“I am looking for the USAID office and it appears I’ve found it. I hear they are shutting them down.”
Nervous looks from the guard to the two Muslim secretaries and they back to him.
“Is this office shut down?” I asked.
Young, he…
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…appeared confused about protocol when faced with such a man who has rolled into this heavily armed office & asked such cheeky questions.
“Yes, it is,” he said uncertainly. A number of employees clearly known to the two secretaries and the guard came & went. He was…
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…lying.
“What is your purpose here?”
“I’m a writer investigating USAID operations, and thought I would visit here & talk to those in charge.”
Nervous, he said quietly: “I should not talk to you.”
“I understand. You could lose your job, right?”
His face indicated…
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…the affirmative.
“I must call my supervisor,” he said. I could feel this was going sideways.
Sitting down at the request of one of the secretaries, I then snapped this pic.
“My supervisor would like your ID.”
“I already showed you my ID.”
“I need to write down…
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…your name.”
“I’ll give him mine if he’ll give me his.”
Little did I know that at that moment security had been called and were trying to detain my driver.
Exiting the building, I got into the car and we waited for nothing. As we sped away, the guard inside had…
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…exited the building and was reprimanding the guard at the door for letting me in.
Now, why all the drama? USAID is supposedly benevolence, as the sign reads, “FROM THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”
But it operates with a secrecy akin to a criminal enterprise. And, well, it is…
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…a criminal enterprise. Furthermore, it was clearly in operation.
Transparency would’ve looked something like this: “Yeah, sadly, Trump has shut up down. So we are in the process of closing this office.”
Instead I got nervousness, stonewalling, & DEFCON 1.
A USAID…
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…employee working here told us that he doesn’t really know what they do in there beyond doling out US money to various parties and initiatives.
We were supposed to get new laptops, but that was canceled when Trump was inaugurated,” he whined.
THE END (for now)
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I’m working through a number of Putin biographies in prep for an “Ideas Have Consequences” series. (You can subscribe via the link in my bio.)
The problem for anyone venturing to understand him is the deliberate deception on both sides: on the part…
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…of Putin who has skillfully mixed fact with fiction to lead would-be investigators astray, and biographers whose otherwise sound judgments have been affected by the considerable gravitational force of our current political climate.
What emerges are wildly divergent…
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…portrayals of a man the West would do well to understand.
But understanding Putin is not easy in a world where his critics present him as insane or a modern Stalin hellbent on resurrecting the Soviet Union (he is neither), and his supporters venerate him as a savior…
I was 21. A truck driver during the day and a student at night, I was asked to teach Sunday school at a little rural Alabama church that met only twice a month.
You see, the membership was old and few in number. Many thought the church…
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…should be closed. But these ornery old people liked their church and didn’t care what anyone else thought they should or shouldn’t do.
One of the members had heard me speak and asked if I would be their pastor.
Pastor?
I didn’t know anything about that, but I agreed…
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…to come every other week to teach Sunday school for a couple of months until they could find someone else. Amused by my youth and energy, they had no intentions of replacing me and two months stretched into two years.