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1/ To fill their quota of fresh Afghan "resettlement" candidates, German diplomats rely on almost 100 NGOs who trawl through Afghanistan offering promising families resettlement in Germany. There have now been dozens of accounts of people presenting focus.de/politik/deutsc…
2/ fraudulent documents or failing DNA tests or background checks. German-language articles tiptoe around this issue but reading the accounts from anonymous diplomatic staff it appears some of these NGOs are quite sketchy and may be taking bribes or helping
3/ out extended family. The linked article tells the story of one Afghan man who filled out a resettlement application claiming he faced persecution because he was gay. Oddly enough, when he showed up for an interview, he had no idea what he had written on his own application
4/ and became enraged and "flipped out" when he realized the program managers thought he was gay. The article quotes a "senior administration official" who says the whole system is broken, but will continue "as long as Annalena Baerbock is the Foreign Minister".

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Mar 8
1/ My favorite story was taking a cab back to my hotel in Jaipur, a Holiday Inn which was supposed to be one of the best. Maybe 30 minutes later there's a loud pounding at my door. It's the cabbie *and the hotel manager*. The hotel manager announces in barely-functional English
2/ that the cab driver "accidentally gave me too much change" and that I need to fork over 3,000 rupees. I politely inform him this did not happen and I have no intention of giving the cab driver extra money. I then close the door. The knocking starts again.
3/ It's one of those situations in which you ask yourself how stupid they think you can possibly be to fall for such an obvious scam. Then you realize that they *don't* think you're going to fall for it, it's just an excuse for them to bully you (or worse) into paying.
Read 10 tweets
Mar 3
1/ *Why more lone-wolf attacks in Germany are on their way*
💠As always, we begin with the numbers. With over 300,000 young males from Afghanistan and something like 1.5 million from various MENA countries and Turkey, regular murder sprees are statistically inevitable.
3/ 💠The profile of the recent attacks is interesting. They've been lone-wolf attacks, often with indicators of mental illness, drug abuse, and general alienation. These are spontaneous, amateurish affairs.
Read 22 tweets
Feb 19
1/ This comment from a therapist who works with mentally ill Afghans makes an important point: The EU's de facto open-borders asylum policy -- and Germany's decision to allow applications from people without ID papers -- negatively selects for the most feckless/unstable migrants.
2/ She is currently treating four Afghan migrants. with schizophrenia. What she's learned from her interactions with this community is that there are two goals these young males have in Germany -- as they themselves confirm.
3/ For Random Afghan Hamid, Goal number 1 is to get on welfare ASAP and send a few dozen Euros back home every month. €40 is a nice lunch in Germany, but it's a sizable sum in Afghanistan.
Goal number 2, of course, is to get as much of Hamid's family as possible to Germany.
Read 14 tweets
Feb 4
1/ American woman moves to Spain and eventually gets fed up with the lousy cuisine, weird hours, lack of air-conditioning, etc. For American expats, Spain is in the "uncanny valley" -- it looks like a functioning country, but it's not quite there.
edition.cnn.com/travel/america…
2/ Middle-class Americans are used to a standard of general competence and efficiency that no other country *quite* reaches. If an American (or German) relocates to a place like Vietnam or Colombia, of course you're going to adjust your expectations because you don't
3/ expect those countries to even come close to American standards of convenience and efficiency. Which is why very few Americans would ever consider relocating to countries like that permanently unless they're retirees or artists or some other group of people who don't need to
Read 10 tweets
Jan 7
1/ *Germany powerless to deport gang-rapist who continues to commit violent crimes.

Meet Yonas A., an Eritrean asylum-seeker. In 2017 Jonas, with three fellow Eritreans, gang-raped a 56-year-old woman from Passau, Germany.
bild.de/regional/sachs…
2/ They held a broken beer bottle to her throat and threatened to "stab her to death" if she resisted. Remarkably, Yonas was given a prison sentence for this crime, although it was of course only a couple of years.
3/ In 2024 he was at it again, causing a disturbance in a Media Markt store and threatening grocery-story workers with a 10-cm kitchen knife. In May, he wandered into the street on a red light. When a car stopped to avoid hitting him, he approached the driver, enraged.
Read 17 tweets
Jan 4
1/ *Mohammed fails citizenship test by a mile but might still get a German passport*
A failed citizenship bid by a Palestinian man is currently sparking all sorts of debate in Germany. faz.net/aktuell/feuill…
2/ The man, let's call him Mohammed, entered Germany from Syria illegally in 2015. Since he is a Palestinian, he's considered stateless under German law. This means two things.
3/ First of all, Germany will never be able to deport him under any circumstances, since doing so would effectively render him stateless. Also, he cannot travel outside of Germany, because he doesn't have an internationally-recognized passport.
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