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Ami lawyer/writer/translator in Düsseldorf. Words German & English. Inventor of Angry Political Debate ASMR.
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May 12 20 tweets 4 min read
1/ How "Feminist" Foreign Policy Endangers Women in Germany
Outgoing Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock from the Green Party proudly announced that she would be implementing a "feminist" foreign policy. 2/ You can read speech after speech from her describing what this was supposed to mean, but
it seems to just boil down to spending more money on aid projects for women and expressing disapproval of countries where women are denied basic rights.auswaertiges-amt.de/de/newsroom/ba…
May 11 19 tweets 3 min read
1/ It's a shame that modern sociology is so ideologically demented, because it would be intersting to compare the movement to legalize pedophilia in the 1970s and 1980s to the movement for trans self-id in the last 10 years (obvious but necessary disclaimer: not equating… 2/ …pedophilia with transness).

In the early 1970s, leftist French academics decided the next phase of their "liberatory crusade" were abolishing prisons and legalizing sex with children. The German greens took up these ideas, especially sex with children.
May 9 7 tweets 2 min read
1/ One of the highlights of Germany's decade-long immigration free for all was October 2015, at the height of the first surge. For the past months, Germany mainstream media consumers had been patiently instructed by a series of politicians and "migration experts" 2/ that "reputable scientific studies" had "conclusively shown" that "pull factors play little or no role in immigration". What's key are "push factors" -- the terrible conditions migrants are fleeing. Which means, of course, that Germany cannot control the situation
May 2 18 tweets 3 min read
1/ Big news: *National AfD Gets the "Extreme Right" Stamp of Disapproval*
Germany's "Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution" (OPC) has released a report categorizing the Alternative for Germany (AfD) party as "gesichert rechtsextremistisch"... 2/ a clumsy phrase which can be translated as "demonstrably extreme-right".
This will have considerable political and PR implications, and will of course be cited by every English-language publication as a kind of Homeric epithet.faz.net/aktuell/politi…
Apr 23 10 tweets 2 min read
1/ Every week, as per British law, the Guardian is obliged to print an article by an English-speaking expat complaining about how "right-wing" the European country they live in has "become". This is what I call the "laptop-class bubble effect" (LCBE). theguardian.com/commentisfree/… 2/ A left-learning American or Brit teacher, professor, writer, or art type (there are 100 engineers and data analysis expats for every one of these, but those people don't count), sickened by the endemic racism and anti-intellectualism of their home countries,
Apr 16 20 tweets 3 min read
1/ Sketch of some thoughts for an upcoming piece: Identity politics, postmodernism (and specialization, which is somewhat related to these) caused a big structural problem for the humanities which is now coming home to roost. 2/ Humanities professors, especially at public universities, are parasitic. They consume (modest amounts of) resources without instilling *high-value* marketable skills.
Apr 5 9 tweets 2 min read
1/ Protests are now an ineffective political tool. 2/ They didn't stop globalization, they didn't stop the Iraq war, they didn't oust the Iranian government, they didn't stop Trump being elected and re-elected, the Tea Party didn't stop Obama's re-election, the 2021 US Capiol riot didn't stop Biden's election, the list goes on.
Apr 5 5 tweets 2 min read
1/ The AfD is now tied for first place with the CDU in Germany. A shibboleth among the Euroleft is that center-right parties who ape "extreme-right" rhetoric only prompts voters to pick the "real thing". This is one of many direct counter-proofs to that theory. Image 2/ In a desperate scramble to avoid working with the AfD, the CDU has been trying to put together a "Grand Coalition" with the Social Democrats. But the Social Democrats have the whip hand, because they are the only party the CDU is *willing to* form a government with.
Apr 2 11 tweets 3 min read
1/ "Adolescence" is an interesting case study. Growing up in the USA, you quickly become aware that violent crime as depicted in the mainstream media has nothing to do with actual violent crime that happens in the real world and which is your constant low-level concern in cities. 2/ Everyone understands at some level what typical cases of violent crime look like and who commits them -- in fact the series "48 Hours", which focuses on real violent-crime cases, captures the reality pretty well: imdb.com/title/tt027189…
Mar 9 4 tweets 1 min read
1/ To fill their quota of fresh Afghan "resettlement" candidates, German diplomats rely on almost 100 NGOs who trawl through Afghanistan offering promising families resettlement in Germany. There have now been dozens of accounts of people presenting focus.de/politik/deutsc… 2/ fraudulent documents or failing DNA tests or background checks. German-language articles tiptoe around this issue but reading the accounts from anonymous diplomatic staff it appears some of these NGOs are quite sketchy and may be taking bribes or helping
Mar 8 10 tweets 3 min read
1/ My favorite story was taking a cab back to my hotel in Jaipur, a Holiday Inn which was supposed to be one of the best. Maybe 30 minutes later there's a loud pounding at my door. It's the cabbie *and the hotel manager*. The hotel manager announces in barely-functional English 2/ that the cab driver "accidentally gave me too much change" and that I need to fork over 3,000 rupees. I politely inform him this did not happen and I have no intention of giving the cab driver extra money. I then close the door. The knocking starts again.
Mar 3 22 tweets 3 min read
1/ *Why more lone-wolf attacks in Germany are on their way*
💠As always, we begin with the numbers. With over 300,000 young males from Afghanistan and something like 1.5 million from various MENA countries and Turkey, regular murder sprees are statistically inevitable. 2/ edition.cnn.com/2025/03/03/eur…
Feb 19 14 tweets 3 min read
1/ This comment from a therapist who works with mentally ill Afghans makes an important point: The EU's de facto open-borders asylum policy -- and Germany's decision to allow applications from people without ID papers -- negatively selects for the most feckless/unstable migrants. 2/ She is currently treating four Afghan migrants. with schizophrenia. What she's learned from her interactions with this community is that there are two goals these young males have in Germany -- as they themselves confirm.
Feb 4 10 tweets 3 min read
1/ American woman moves to Spain and eventually gets fed up with the lousy cuisine, weird hours, lack of air-conditioning, etc. For American expats, Spain is in the "uncanny valley" -- it looks like a functioning country, but it's not quite there.
edition.cnn.com/travel/america… 2/ Middle-class Americans are used to a standard of general competence and efficiency that no other country *quite* reaches. If an American (or German) relocates to a place like Vietnam or Colombia, of course you're going to adjust your expectations because you don't
Jan 7 17 tweets 3 min read
1/ *Germany powerless to deport gang-rapist who continues to commit violent crimes.

Meet Yonas A., an Eritrean asylum-seeker. In 2017 Jonas, with three fellow Eritreans, gang-raped a 56-year-old woman from Passau, Germany.
bild.de/regional/sachs… 2/ They held a broken beer bottle to her throat and threatened to "stab her to death" if she resisted. Remarkably, Yonas was given a prison sentence for this crime, although it was of course only a couple of years.
Jan 4 29 tweets 4 min read
1/ *Mohammed fails citizenship test by a mile but might still get a German passport*
A failed citizenship bid by a Palestinian man is currently sparking all sorts of debate in Germany. faz.net/aktuell/feuill… 2/ The man, let's call him Mohammed, entered Germany from Syria illegally in 2015. Since he is a Palestinian, he's considered stateless under German law. This means two things.
Jan 2 20 tweets 3 min read
1/ *Why Germany Won't Deport Violent Criminals*
Die Welt, the only German daily newspaper which regularly reports information unflattering to the German center-left political elite, has interesting numbers on foreign criminals. welt.de/politik/deutsc… 2/ To understand the situation, we need to understand a key distinction in Germany's über-bureaucratic immigration system: the distinction between "Ausweisen" and "Abschieben". Abschieben is actual genuine deportation -- a person is flown back to their home country.
Dec 27, 2024 11 tweets 2 min read
1/ German families in Lörrach moved to a suburban row-house development so they could enjoy green space and their kids could walk to school and play unsupervised. Now the city plans to build a container-based migrant shelter for 150 young males welt.de/politik/deutsc… 2/ in the green space. The containers will be surrounded by fencing and there will be 24/7 onsite security. The containers will be located only 20 meters from some of the existing houses. Local authorities say their hands are tied: They are forced by law to
Dec 21, 2024 24 tweets 4 min read
1/ ** CJEU: Even Violent Criminals Get to Stay Forever **
European courts, specifically the Court of Justice of the European Union (CJEU) (formerly the European Court of Justice, ECJ) bear indirect responsibility for the Magdeburg Christmas attack. 2/ This sounds like right-wing rage clickbait (maybe it is!), but it's true, let me explain. Recent reports claim that Saudi Arabia asked Germany to extradite Magdeburg Christmas attacker Taleb al-Abdulmohsen to Saudi to face non-criminal charges.
Dec 5, 2024 16 tweets 4 min read
1/ Angela Merkel is on a book tour and she's not giving a centimeter on the decisions she made. But she's having to scrape the very bottom of the barrel for arguments. Here, she defends her decision to destroy the German nuclear-power industry by pointing to...Africa (!). 2/ In Africa, she notes, "no country is building nuclear power plants", which means Africa is showing the world that we can "switch to CO2-free energy sources without nuclear energy." To anyone who has met Africa, this argument is obviously not just wrong, but delusional.
Nov 9, 2024 12 tweets 2 min read
1/ Ralph Ghadban was born in Lebanon in 1949 and emigrated to Germany in 1972. For decades, he has been a part of networks helping Lebanese refugees adapt to life in Germany. He has also studied the dynamics of Arab (mostly Lebanese) welt.de/regionales/nrw… 2/ criminal clans in Germany. The more polite word for them, which most German mainstream media feel obliged to use, is "large families". The clans are usually named after their most senior leader or found, for instance the "Abu Shaker" clan.