1/ Russian companies are creating 'patriotic' board games based on the Ukraine war, such as a version of Monopoly where the squares are Ukrainian targets instead of streets, or a game where players hold cards representing the forces of "good" (Russia) and "darkness" (NATO). ⬇️
2/ The Russian online store Wildberries is selling a number of board games with themes referencing the war in Ukraine, such as 'Special Operation on the Outskirts'. The game is based on Monopoly, with the usual streets replaced by 8 cities and 14 strategic locations in Ukraine.
3/ These include Donetsk, Luhansk, Kyiv, Kharkiv, and Odesa, as well as strategic targets such as the Crimean Bridge, the Azovstal steel plant in Mariupol, and the Kakhovka Dam. According to the manufacturers:
4/ "The game immerses you in a world where the eastern cities welcome the liberators, and the central and western cities have succumbed to enemy propaganda, which makes their liberation a real challenge. Each of your decisions is a step towards victory or defeat."
5/ It requires the player to "manage a single currency, build bridges, restore infrastructure and supply battalions with resources" and comes with banknotes depicting Vladimir Putin, General Sergey Surovikin and Russian foreign minister Sergei Lavrov.
6/ 'Dobble Z' is a version of the popular British picture-matching card game Dobble, themed around patriotic Russian symbols. The player has to match symbols on the cards (such as the Kremlin, tank, AK-47, map of Crimea, etc).
7/ The manufacturer says: "This patriotic game has everything that is close to Russian people - birch trees, traditions, great people, sights and more." It recommends the game for "a noisy group, a birthday, Russia Day and any other holiday."
8/ 'I Serve The Fatherland' appears to be based on the Hasbro game Guess Who? – it operates similarly, with players asking questions to identify which cards the other players are holding. These are divided into "forces of good" (Russian) and "forces of darkness" (America/NATO).
9/ Video game developers are also getting in on the act. The Moscow-based Studio SPN is developing 'Squad 22: ZOV', a tactical action game produced with the aid of the Main Military-Political Directorate of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation.
10/ The GVPU VS RF is the organisation within the Russian Ministry of Defence that is responsible for instilling ideological loyalty to the regime within the military. It directs the work of the armed forces' political officers (zampolits) to politically indoctrinate servicemen.
11/ The game offers players the opportunity to play through four scenarios: "Battle for Mariupol", "Donbass Spring", "Repulse of the Ukrainian Counteroffensive" and "Battle for Avdiivka".
12/ It was "created in active cooperation with active fighters, veterans and heroes of the Special Military Operation, including visiting the sites of real events and reconstructing battles." It portrays Russian soldiers, rather inaccurately, as heroic defenders of civilians.
13/ It remains to be seen whether these games will be any more commercially successful than Russian movies about the war, which have been dismally unpopular. The 2023 film 'Witness' was a huge flop, costing 70-200 million rubles but making only 15 million at the box office. /end
1/ Life after Starlink is proving to be difficult and frustrating for the Russian army. Russian warbloggers appear to be going through the stages of grief, expressing anger and alarm at the crisis and concern that Ukraine will exploit it. One anticipates "24/7 fucking". ⬇️
2/ Further instances of price-gouging are being reported, with the cost of US-made Ubiquiti WiFi bridges – illegally imported into Russia – doubling overnight. 'Strong Word' complains:
3/ "Elon is certainly a real jerk. But we have some real assholes in the rear who decided to ride the wave and make money off their own soldiers. Wi-Fi bridges instantly doubled in price. It's maddening, some are spilling blood, and others are making a living off of it."
1/ What can Russian soldiers do with thousands of useless Starlink terminals? One Russian warblogger has some humorous suggestions. ⬇️
2/ 'BKGB Casuar' writes:
"Here are 10 ways to use a broken terminal in the Special Military Operation zone:
3/ "1. Butt Kick.
The ground in the trench is cold and damp, and Elon Musk's plastic is warm and high-tech. Use it as an elite seat. Now you're not just a soldier in the mud, but a cyberpunk on a throne, whose butt is protected from moisture by American technology.
1/ Russian political officers are reportedly using the Epstein files to justify the 'Special Military Operation' (SVO) as a "war against global evil". However, as a frontline Russian warblogger points out, Russia and its soldiers are hardly innocent of crimes against children. ⬇️
2/ 'Vault No. 8', a serving soldier in the Russian army, writes:
"Over dinner, we were shown a report on the Epstein files: Satanism, cannibalism, paedophilia, child trafficking to EU countries in Ukraine, etc. The conclusion: "The SVO is the fight against global evil."
3/ "At the same time, during the SVO:
— I listened to the stories of several female specialists in men's health. One was raped by her grandfather, then later by her first husband. The second had a stepfather who was violent and raped her mother.
1/ As many as 4% of the able-bodied men in one village in the Russian Far East may have died in Ukraine. The figure illustrates how the human cost of the war is being borne disproportionately by impoverished communities deep in the Russian interior.
2/ The village of Tigil is the principal settlement of a lightly populated region the size of West Virginia or Latvia. About 1,600 people live in the village. Ethnic Russians only make up about 36% of the population, with various indigenous groups making up the rest.
3/ The village museum has installed a display with photographs of local residents who died in the war. It currently shows 18 portraits of confirmed victims, though there may well be more unlisted given the very large numbers of soldiers declared to be missing in action.
1/ The Russian authorities have published details of three people accused of Friday's shooting of Lt Gen Vladimir Alekseyev. Two men have been arrested, one in the UAE, while a woman is said to have escaped to Ukraine, which is blamed for the attack. ⬇️
2/ The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation (roughly Russia's equivalent of the FBI) has issued a statement, which includes the following:
3/ "Investigators conducted a thorough inspection at the scene, during which they discovered the murder weapon – a Makarov pistol with an attached silencer and three rounds of ammunition.
1/ General Vladimir Alexseyev, who was shot yesterday in a Moscow apartment building, may have been secretly visiting his mistress before the attack. Despite a reputation as an uncorrupt officer, he is said to have enjoyed the same luxurious lifestyle as many of his peers. ⬇️
2/ The building where Alekseyev was shot is a fairly ordinary apartment building in Moscow's Shchukino District. Completed in 2022, it has 10 apartments on each floor. Alekseyev was using an apartment on the 24th floor.
3/ According to neighbours, the apartment is occupied by a younger woman with a young child. They say she was seen often with the child, but Alekseyev was only seen rarely. His 'official' wife is in her 60s (he is 64) and their children are in their 30s.