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Wknd🧵Indian Media-Hall of (no)Shame

Our media needs no introduction in making a mockery of Journalism but some acts have achieved legendary status. Here goes:

1/13
Starting with Cacophony King, always very Calm, Arnab Goswami making a point about Rhea Chkravarti
2/13
Media circus about Rhea Chakravarti set many journalism lows but this one by Pradeep Bhandari was buffoonery par excellence! Mr Bhandari is now a spokesperson of BJP. I guess BJP has a thing for spotting talent
3/13
B&D became a ubiquitous title for Godi Media. Here is how it started & became the stuff of legends! Thodi Maryada Rakhiye aur dekhiye! 😅
4/13
Not very old but a really good one showing it takes clowns to create a circus. See how hard they work to make a fool of themselves - the very famous Canister Chase!
5/13
Nano Chip in 2000 rupee note story is worthy of a Nobel Prize if there was a category for Confident Idiocy! Here 2 famous anchors spinning a story out of very thin air but with absolutely confidence!!
6/13
“Mr McAdams” needs no introduction. No matter how many times you see it, 2 things happen - you laugh like crazy & you feel sorry for Rahul Shivshankar’s life as a bonafied idiot
7/13
Arnab the great, appears twice on this infamous list. This time challenging Pakistan on prime time news to bring out their nuclear weapons! Insanity ki koi Seema nahi!!!
8/13
Some are born morons, some work hard towards idiocy but clowns like Deepak Chaurasia make Buffoonery an art form! Here is his very famous moon landing comic sketch in the name of news.
9/13
One would think there is no scope for buffoonery in weather reporting. Special effects & CGI are quite common in making weather news interesting but Indian media takes viewers’ intelligence totally for granted! Watch &🤦🏻‍♂️….
10/13
Journalists sucking up to politicians isn’t a new thing. Some do it slyly, some blatantly but only Rahul Kanwal can do it while having no pretence of any self esteem what so ever…rope skipping circus that’s now in hall of no shame!
11/13
Talking about sycophancy, Rubika got her name inked in history books by asking the most famous (& toughest) question ever - Aap Thakte Kyon Nahi
12/13
Talking about tough questions, The record for maximum number of hard hitting difficult question in one single interview goes to this one. Hear the questions👇
13/13
No better way of ending this list of Journalism Lows, than with POTTY!

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Jul 19
Wknd 🧵- In His Glory 🙏

जुमलेबाज, चुनावी कलाबाज़,
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उत्सव प्रधान, छप्पन ईंची नक़ली बलवान,
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डोलाँड मित्र, वेशभूषा विचित्र,
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Jun 21
Wknd 🧵- Modi Quotes in Movies

I hear censor board asked a producer to include Modi’s quote in his movie. I wish this was done earlier; so many movies could’ve used these great Modi quotes 😇:

1/20
Moye Mil Gaya Image
2/20

LotusPata Ladies Image
3/20

37% Idiots Image
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Jun 18
Big Breaking 🔥- The Phone Call
(read till end for phull beniphit 😅)

Helloo my phrend how are you
-I am good, great actually, so good. I am doing the best, I always do , everyone says so, like no one ever did as great as I do, it’s unbelievable.. what do you want? are you…
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…calling to thank me for ceasefire? I think you should, you should be grateful actually…

My phrend why are you hoomilating me in public
-I saved your sorry ass, but you are being very mean to me. so mean. Everybody told me not to be nice to you , but I was so nice, always…
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…and you are always mean to me, never thank me. So bad, totally unacceptable

No no, I naver said you not nice to me. But pliz don’t say so open lee to take craadit phor seej phire
-You don’t have the cards, I am SORRY to say that but you don’t have any cards. I have them..
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May 31
Dear Modi Ji, aap kitna bhi Sindoor Sindoor khel lo, lekin ye to aap ko batana hi padega ki:
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-Why did help not arrive for 30 mins after the terrorists opened fire?
-Why haven’t the home ministry still found any…
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.. intelligence to arrest the terrorists?
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-Why did you fail to stop…
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..Pakistan’s IMF loan?
-Why couldn’t you manage to convince even one country to express dissent at IMF meeting?
-Why haven’t you been able to get even one major country to publicly condemn Pakistan for Pahalgam terror attacks?
-Why haven’t you called out a joint Parliament….
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Mar 23
Special🧵- Bhagat Singh, March23

On this day, he moved on to a better place but his ideas live on

Read what he stood for & you realise if he was alive today, he would’ve started a revolution against this very regime who so shamelessly try to appropriate his legacy!
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Mar 15
Wknd🧵-Bhakts Say Dumbest Things

Modi Bhakts are unique species. When you hear them, It’s comedy, tragedy & asinine drama all at the same time. Here’s ample content for your wknd & beyond😇:

1/25
Let’s start with with madam who ‘touched’ Modi ji & couldn’t stop crying😅
2/25
Let’s switch to an ordinary domestic Bhakt whose only job is to attend Modi rallies & negate anything remotely good that ever happened before Modi ruled India
3/25
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