I just had an idea, where I could be your slave, in a way that might help your business
I wonder: Do you have a collar and lead?
I was saying it was a bit boring, when I went to the London Alternative Market (LAM) on Sunday, but ...
I wasn't with you!
If I went with you, just before 6:00 PM, you could put me on a collar and lead, some time after the second part of the bar opened.
We could do this:
I could buy us both a drink, and we could go to the other part of the bar and queue, before it opened, so that we can get a seat.
Then, when we're comfortable, you could put me on a collar and lead, and have me lie at your feet, like a dog.
You could talk to me, out loud, saying things like, "Be a good little doggy or I'll have to Whip you!"
The idea, is to make every submissive man in the bar, envy me !
As the other submissive men gather round, as I anticipated (& hope) that they will, you could call out to certain individuals:
"You boy ! Get me a drink !"
"You, slave ! Kneel down at my feet, like a good boy !"
After a while, if I know my own kind [i.e. submissive men] ...
... After a while, if I know my own kind [i.e. submissive men], you will have an entourage of submissive men around you
At that point, you can say to me, something like: "Run along, home, now slave, my washing, washing up and housework isn't going to do itself!"
I'll humbly ...
... I'll humbly take my leave, leaving you (hopefully) with an entourage (/ harem) of twenty submissive men around you.
Then you can say, "I want to eat at the Savoy Grill tonight, which of you slaves would like to buy your Goddess a room at the Savoy & take me to dinner?"
You and I could repeat this pantomime, every first Sunday of the month, so that you can identify all of the wealthy submissives who attend LAM, and you could milk them for, whatever they're willing to spend !
You'll be happy. They'll be ecstatic!
I will have been your slave !
In short:
You will be a happy Bunny !
Your new slaves will be very happy Bunnies !
And I, who will have had the privilege of being your slave, for real, in a way that is actually useful to you, will be a very, very happy Bunny indeed !
I'll be ecstatic !
Is that not a Win, Win Win Situation ?
Once we've perfected it, we can move on to other venues and, perhaps, we can even get the new slaves to fund tickets for you and I at #TheFemdomBall, where you will be a Femdom & I will be your fashion accessory:
#ASlaveOnALead #InATuxedo!
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& @MelissaRTodd,
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