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Nov 16 4 tweets 1 min read
@agonynecstasy1 @mistressmaia999

I recommended you two to my friend, Martin.

Martin said, "Let's see them both, together!"

We would, of course, be in bondage and completely at your mercy!

Please watch this space! @agonynecstasy1 @mistressmaia999 It occurs to me that you wouldn't want punters arriving "Mob handed" and two is (more or less) a mob.

So how would it be if I arrived first, & you put me in bondage, then my friend awaits your invitation before he arrives?

If I'm screaming ...
Nov 16 5 tweets 2 min read
Dear Goddesses @agonynecstasy1 & @mistressmaia999

I used @threadreaderapp to put a string of Tweets (starting with the quoted Tweet) into one single file, because I needed to say: I want to be your slave forever!

Now you can read my message, here:

threadreaderapp.com/thread/1857613…

. x.com/DarkSideRick32… Good, eh?

Look what a chap can do with the wonders of modern technology!

AND

I understand HTML, see:

w3schools.com/html/default.a…

& I understand CSS, see

w3schools.com/css/default.asp

So, if you wanted, I could be your #SlaveWebMaster & you could tie me to a chair & say #CodeItSlave!
Nov 16 5 tweets 1 min read
Dear Goddesses @agonynecstasy1 & @mistressmaia999

If we lived in a #Matriarchal #FudalSociety & you two were the #BaronsOfBedford, with absolute #authority over, & #ownership of, #AllTheMenOfBedfordshire, you could do whatever you wanted with me.

You could put me to work as ... @agonynecstasy1 @mistressmaia999 ... as your slave & if I didn't work hard enough you could beat me, starve me & even put me to death & eat me as #LongPork, if I failed you, in even the tiniest detail.

If you were the #BaronsOfBedfordshire in a #MatriarchalSociety, I'd never ...
Nov 15 6 tweets 2 min read
#FollowFriday #FF

Meanwhile, back at the confessional:

@grrmanbutcher @MissRaven666 @MissMalX @MelissaRTodd @Clarissa_Shares @agonynecstasy1 @mistressmaia999

Although I know I should keep very quiet about video footage like this:

. #FollowFriday 

@grrmanbutcher @MissRaven666 @MissMalX @MelissaRTodd @Clarissa_Shares @agonynecstasy1 @mistressmaia999

I find I want to shout it from the rooftops and say (Page 1):

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Nov 14 4 tweets 1 min read
@dominadionne I want to go down on you, Goddess.

I want to go down on you for a fortnight.

The last time I saw you, I had too much to drink. It left me useless for anything but sleep.

I want to go down on you and I want to try my nice, new vibrating dildo on you.

I want ... @dominadionne ... I want to turn you into a quivering, four hour orgasm, Goddess Dionne and then I want to go to sleep and then I want to wake up and go down on you again & turn you into a quivering four hour long orgasm again, & again & again & again & again!

And then ...
Oct 10 6 tweets 2 min read
@MaestraMorgan Yes. That's me in that deliciously inescapable, totally incapacitating, wonderfully TPE / Consensual Non Consent enabling bondage!

If I were abused every day, I might not like it, but if I was a prisoner I'd have to take it. I wonder how that would feel? @MaestraMorgan I wonder how it would feel to be trained into total devotion, trained to say: "My feelings and needs are unimportant, please teach me to live for your pleasure, you and your friends, and your pleasure alone!
Sep 16 4 tweets 1 min read
@CountessTalisyn I have just viewed a selection of your Twitter / X photographs on my nice big Samsung Galaxy Tablet screen, expanded to fill the whole screen, and placed them in an album to admire at my leisure.

I'm hoping this means my admiration will be deepened even more ... @CountessTalisyn ... thus making my future surrender to you a foregone conclusion.

I'm hoping my little "magical operation" works, and that I will one day find myself naked, strapped down on my back, utterly helpless & vulnerable, looking up at your face.

Something tells me ...
Sep 14 7 tweets 2 min read
Dear @OfficerFiddler

I don't like to think of myself as a masochist but I want to be your Whipping Boy.

I look at your face (see attached photograph) and I imagine being your prisoner for hours or days in #TotalPowerExchange, #ConsensualNonConsent scenario, where I give you ... Image @OfficerFiddler ... written permission to imprison me against my will and beat me (and go on beating me) until I scream and beg you to stop.

I want to give you so much power over me that you don't have to stop abusing me, even if I scream & beg for mercy, because I've given ...
Sep 13 5 tweets 1 min read
What I could bring to the table, @Mistress_Quinnn, is surrender, as I strip naked & let you put me into inescapable bondage, followed by terror as I realise I am as safe with you as an insect is safe with little boys who tear the wings off flies!

I suspect you're a sadist ... ... I like that in a woman!

I think I'm capable of surrendering to you, in reckless abandon inspired by your beauty, even though I've listened to your Story Time account of you torturing a man [you didn't actually say to death] in an abandoned Warehouse, for someone else to find
Jun 5 10 tweets 2 min read
Hello @Mistress_Maree

Your friend @MistressMalitia is a bit strange. She has a gorgeous face, as one can see from the photo I have attached. However, if she starts talking about putting a chap in a Sleep sack & a chap says, "You're gorgeous, please put a little of your ... Image ... of your shit and piss in there with me, so I can worship you [her] by swishing around in it, enjoying the feeling, the smell and the aroma of your [her] shit & piss, as I contemplate the privilege of being your [her] toilet." she says, "You like to talk fantasy don't you x?"
Jun 4 9 tweets 2 min read
The kink I'd like to try with you first, @JadeStorm8, is the one where:

I make an appointment to see you

Pay in advance by Bank Transfer

I strip naked

I shower

I kneel at your feet, and then ...

... YOU tell ME what you're going to do with me, & you do it, ... ... YOU tell ME what you're going to do with me, & you do it, without so much as a Bye Your Leave!

I forgot a step. Before telling me what you're going to do to me, you put me in bondage, so that, if I don't like what you're doing to me, I can't stop it and I can't get away!
Jun 4 4 tweets 1 min read
Well, since you asked: The first thing I want to do, on seeing this photograph, is as follows:

I want to get naked. I want to put my neck between your legs. I want to put my tongue in your cunt. I want to squeeze your thighs around my neck. ... ... I want to glue my mouth to your cunt and I want to lick your cunt, for an entire two month long period, breaking only for sleep, together with very small amounts of food and drink (since most of my food and drink, I will be hoovering up from your insides!) ...
Jun 2 9 tweets 2 min read
Cynthia Payne - Epilogue 

Every year, in Edinburgh, there is an Arts Festival, which runs through August and September.  There is Ballet, Opera, Theatre and Street Theatre.

In parallel with the Edinburgh Festival there is the Edinburgh Fringe. Here at the Edinburgh Fringe, I have seen Penny Arcade perform Bitch, Dyke, Faghag, Whore.
Jan 19 5 tweets 1 min read
And do you know what's really sick, @Mistress_Maree?
(See quoted Tweet)

I envied him!

I also envied him when she said, "It will soon be all over for you, won't it?

"Until your next torture!"

She made sadism look so sexy & beautiful & left me aspiring to be her next masochist! @Mistress_Maree I watched some more of her videos, where she went a little further and I had a sudden attack of sanity. I thought, "I'm not THAT masochist!"

I still dream of her though!
Jan 13 5 tweets 1 min read
I have dreams of finding a sadistic old woman who says, "I want to tie you up. I want to hurt you & I'm not going to let you go!"

I travel to her. I strip naked. I bathe myself from head to foot. I kneel before her. She binds me. She unleashes Hell upon me & I can't escape! In my dream the woman is not pretty. She's at least 70 years old. Her personal hygiene is appalling and she smells.

Nevertheless, she spits on me and pisses on me, including in my mouth and I have to take it. Her home is in the middle of nowhere and no one can hear me scream!
Sep 22, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
@sherrylever @slaveguy1978 beating to someone like @slaveguy1978, knowing I could be next.

I don't want to be bad, like him. I want to be a good slave. I once heard someone say that the definition of the Mistress / slave role is:

"Do as your told and you'll be punished!"

I don't know if I'd like ... @sherrylever @slaveguy1978 I don't know if I'd like that. However, I'd certainly know I was your slave.

Also, if I was one of several (two or more) slaves, I'd know I was no more than a harem slave.

I like to know my place, when there's a Mistress like you around.

Or do I? There's only one way to ...
Sep 18, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I fantasize about being the perfect victim to the perfect Mistress, lying in captivity for hours or days!

BUT

Yesterday I had a perfect day out with friends that was topped & tailed with reminders of my psychopathology (Anxiety dreams) aggravated by bursting bladder & bowels! I'm reminded of the words of Leonard Cohen: "Even damnation is poisoned with rainbows"!

I can't achieve perfection, even in Sin! Thank you God! Thank you so fucking much!

You're a Cunt, God. Do you know that? The RC Church say you're perfect, you're not: They are Lying Scum!
Aug 16, 2023 7 tweets 2 min read
@Mistress_Quinnn You might get your wish, Mistress Quinn (See quoted Tweet).

Now I do know that if I mess with you, you might bite my cock off and show it down my throat (see:

)

But here's the deal: https://t.co/X6A9lti5EI
@Mistress_Quinnn I'm 70 years old. I have bipolar (which is becoming a pain in the arse) & I know I'm going to die one day (because I'm human & we all do).

The question is this: Do I want to die of old age, or cancer, or bipolar induced suicide, or staring at a beautiful woman?
Nov 16, 2022 5 tweets 3 min read
@VenomTheGoddess So do I.

So now you'll have written permission to do violence to me when I eventually come to see you.

Here, in this Tweet, in front of everyone on Twitter, I'm giving you permission to threaten me with violence.

When I'm in your power, I'll have no one to blame but myself! @VenomTheGoddess Now, every time I touch myself, anticipating my surrender to you, my unconscious mind will think: "This is really sexy & exciting!"

My eventual surrender will be all the more inevitable as this intense fantasy drives all other thoughts from my mind augmenting your power over me!
Nov 12, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
Greetings @D0mina_Patricia @Mistress_Ezada @dominalizapromo @DominatrixApril & @madame_caterina

You all keep slaves as prisoners. I'd like to make a suggestion for a healthy diet:

#NothingButWater!

That might sound #harsh & bonkers but look at this:

You could actually cure slaves of Type 2 Diabetes and send them home healthier than they arrived!

You'd have to ensure the prisoner / slaves were not allowed to take any medication whatsoever (otherwise unexpected complications could occur) but you'd cure diabetes. Imagine that!
Nov 11, 2022 4 tweets 3 min read
@ClassyClaraSC I'll happily warm my hands, @ClassyClaraSC, if you'll allow them to stroke your flesh for a day

Do you like Cunnilingus?

I do. Gluing my mouth to a woman's clit, while putting my fingers inside her & stroking her G spot for hours is heaven 2 me

I like to watch & taste her cum! @ClassyClaraSC I find furniture is a problem. One often feels it hasn't been designed with oral sex in mind.

If only I could be on the #CuntSuckingAdvisoryBoard of #Habitat, I could show them a design consideration they (along with every other manufacturer) seem to have neglected to consider!