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May 21, 2025 16 tweets 5 min read Read on X
nearly everything that is a good repeatable trading idea looks like:

"under <some circumstances> this thing is likely to be too cheap/rich because <some people> are being forced or greedy or stupid... so the thing is more likely to go up/down in the future" Image
your job as trader, operating in an efficient, competitive market, is to tell yourself that your idea about that is probably bullshit.

and quickly prove to yourself that it is indeed bullshit.

destroy those hopes and dreams quickly... and move onto something more productive. Image
you can show that something is a BAD idea way quicker than you can show yourself that it's a good idea.

and showing yourself quickly that something is a bad idea is a GOOD thing...
...cos then you can spend your valuable time and energy on other things.

like looking at other ideas you have...

...or eating a burger, or petting your cat, or doing freaky stuff with your wife or her friend or whatever. Image
so if you have an idea, don't construct some perfect analysis project to investigate it.

just try to show yourself that it's probably a crap idea using the most accessible data and simplest methods available to you.

(90 delta it is a crap idea, so get there quick and move on)
here's one way to do that that is nearly always relevant

- grab the most relevant data that is easily accessible to you
- measure the condition you are interested in as a number
- measure the price change of the thing, after all those measurements Image
then you want to make a scatterplot where each of those measurements is a dot and...

- the measurement of the thing you think is predictive is on the x-axis
- the measurement of the price change subsequent to that is on the y-axis Image
now probably that looks like a big old blob with no clear relationship between the thing you thought was useful and the price change subsequent to observing it. Image
nearly everything looks like that

and proving that nearly everything looks like that is important for ridding yourself of overconfidence and false hope.

for example, nearly every midbrain on here will tell you that owning SPY below the 200d moving average is a dumb idea
you should bullshit on claims like this.

you can...

- get some daily SPY prices from yahoo
- calculate the distance of the closing price from its 200d moving average each day
- plot the percentage returns of SPY the next day against it Image
and, unsurprisingly to nobody who does this kind of thing regularly, it looks like a big blob.

(the only obvious thing from this chart is that SPY moves more when it is a long way below its moving average... you know this cos people panic when number goes down) Image
so your claims of bullshit were probably right.

holding SPY under the 200d moving average certainly ain't an obviously bad idea.

intuitively you knew that ofc. nothing is that easy.
sometimes though, you'll find some things you can't immediately show are a bad idea so quickly...

for example, here's some thing i trade on a monthly timescale. Image
if you find something like that, don't get excited though and bet the farm...

the work has only just started.

you just failed to show it was an obviously bad idea.

now you need to think more carefully about causality.

try to break things down.
and now you need to think about the fact that the market is changing underneath you and its never really totally reasonable to jam everything into the same scatterplot like this.

but that's hard stuff.

and you should never do the hard stuff before the easy stuff.
your job is to prove to yourself quickly that your pet idea is a bad one in the quickest way possible.

you have all the time in the world to carefully analyze things that haven't disappointed you yet.

beep...boop.

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Feb 5
trading to stay alive.

your risk is slippery.

you put a position on at a certain size.

your position gets bigger or smaller on you with the whims of the market

and sometimes the asset you're trading starts moving a lot and so does your risk.
if you're long only investing for the long run, it can be fine to just buy things and leave them alone.

this is reasonable because, if you are long an asset:

- your position gets bigger as you make more money
- your position gets smaller as you lose money
so your portfolio risk doesn't really change except for changes in the volatility of the market (and little boring things like uninvested dividends)

so it's completely reasonable to buy the VT ETF, set dividends to reinvest just leave it alone forever.
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shorting dogshyt perp listings on binance
. . .

what happens immediately after a new perp is listed on binance?

well, on average they go very down.

future of finance innit. Image
in this article i show you how a naive approach to trading this kinda works, but is strewn with blow up risk.



and then i show you some dead-simple modifications to:
- dramatically improve strategy performance
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you should read the article because:

- i want you to
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i explain all the dynamics and the exact trade rules for a simple strategy i designed for you.

i'm not gonna do all that here, but i'm gonna tell you a lot of useful stuff.
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trading through extreme chaos.

much of my insufferable schtick on here is...

“you can get away with doing very simple things if you pick the right place to do them”

you can also get away with doing very simple things if you pick the right time to do them. Image
when the proverbial excrement really hits the proverbial fan, a lot of shit starts dislocating in very clear and obvious ways.

this is due to forced trading.

people trading because they have to, rather than because they want to.
trading that is entirely about necessity. nothing to do with price or value or predictions.

people forced to cut size because they are mandated to.

people forced to cut positions cos their risk manager is screaming at them.

responses to margin calls, or getting liquidated.
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you can still get away with dead simple trades if you pick the right place to do them.

i'm going to show you how to do basic white girl pairs trading in crypto perps. Image
like everything i share, it’s going to be very straightforward.

i’m not going to ask you to do anything cerebral or difficult.
you just need to:

1. understand what drives the divergence / convergence pattern we try to harness in a pair trade.

2. look for places where that is likely to be the case.

3. check that you actually see that behaviour in the past.

4. bet on it - in a simple direct way.
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pairs trading for dickheads

when an online “kwant trader” starts writing about pairs trading i usually want to stab myself in the dick.

but, since i am both an enormous hypocrite and a better writer than the rest of you, i am going to talk about pairs trading today. Image
i’m going to tell you what pairs trading is.

and why and when it works.

and why and when it doesn’t work.

we’re going to run through a simple example. and i’m going to give you everything you need to trade it yourself, with nothing more than tradingview and a pair of hands. Image
actually, one hand would be fine.

i have a lot to say about this.

so do yourself a favor and read it all here: robotjames.substack.com/p/pairs-tradin…
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a chat today reminded me that the crucial first step in any successful trader’s journey is to…

stop doing really dumb shit.
if you have no edge (and i think we can both assume you won’t at the start) then there’s nowhere for returns to come from.

you can’t make money like that

but there are plenty of ways you can lose money.
1) if you have no edge then every trading approach apart from doing nothing can be expected to lose money.

trading costs money (from fees, spread, and the price impact of your own trades.)
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