In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’ll discuss the Ukrainian SBU’s “Spiderweb” operation and the main disinformation narrative vatniks have been spreading during the afterfall. While domestic Russian media stays silent, the vatniks and Russian milbloggers have been extremely loud.
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This operation was probably the most impactful strike since the drowning of the Moskva, massively reducing Russia’s capability to bomb Ukrainian cities (or anyone else’s). It involved smuggling 117 FPV drones hidden in trucks into Russia. Once near airbases,…
2/20
…the roofs opened remotely, launching drones in synchronized waves to strike targets up to 4,000 km away. The mission took 18 months to plan. The unsuspecting Russian truck drivers who transported them had no idea they were delivering weapons deep behind their own lines.
3/20
According to Ukraine, the daring drone strike deep into Russia destroyed or damaged 41 military aircraft, including Tu-95 and Tu-22M3 bombers, and A-50 AWACS planes. The attack reportedly eliminated a significant part of Russia’s strategic bomber fleet.
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Russia hasn’t built new Tu-95 or Tu-22M3 bombers since 1991, aside from a few finished post-Soviet collapse. Its strategic fleet — Tu-160s, Tu-95MS, and Tu-22M3s — totals just 70–90 aircraft. Losing even 10 in a single strike is a major blow to their long-range capabilities.
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It’s unclear what this means long-term for Russia’s terror strikes on civilians, but the losses will significantly hinder their short-term ability to continue. They’ll also be forced to redeploy defenses to remote bases, stretching resources even further.
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Naturally, both Russian state media and various vatniks have been busy coming up with all kinds of explanations, excuses, and implications for the attack. In today’s soup, I’ll go through the most prominent ones and theorize what’s behind these often-fake narratives.
7/20
In the Russian information space, the milbloggers have compared this attack to Pearl Harbor — even though it has zero resemblance to what happened there. Many pro-Russian accounts and rage farmers have even called for a nuclear response against Ukraine.
8/20
Russian newspapers were reportedly told to ignore the attack, instead leading with stories like a train crash. Media usually await Kremlin cues, but it’s also possible Putin wants to bury the news entirely to avoid public panic or embarrassment.
9/20
American, MAGA-aligned influencers have been extremely busy sucking up to Trump — and to Putin. QAnon cultist and former Trump security advisor Michael Flynn called the attack a “geopolitical insult” since Zelenskyy didn’t warn Trump ahead of the strikes.
10/20
According to Mr. Weaver aka Armchair Warlord, the offensive “seems to have fizzled out entirely.” The Russians With Attitude team tweeted that the attack “sure hurts but [is] not devastating,” while massively downplaying the actual losses.
11/20
“Investigative journalist” Renzo Zindee claimed that “Russia has been looking for a solid excuse to replace its TU-95 bomber fleet,” again downplaying these massive $7 billion losses. RIA Novosti claimed that Westerners have “begun to apologize en masse to Russia.”
12/20
Along with a few other vatniks, Scottson has been in full panic mode. He called it the “Ukrainian Jihad phase,” claimed it “derailed the negotiations” (unlike Russia’s terror against civilians), and said it will have “almost zero noticeable effect” on the battlefield.
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Alex Jones blamed the attack on NATO and called on Trump to pull out of the alliance. Phillip Buchanan aka Catturd claimed that “Zelensky doesn’t want peace,” despite his calls for an immediate 30-day ceasefire in recent months.
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Russia’s biggest clown and alcoholic Dima Medvedev called the strike a “terrorist act,” and claimed it was done in collaboration with Ukraine’s Western allies. Jackson Hinkle, who’s quickly fading into irrelevance, tweeted just “F*ck Zelensky.”
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There was also a clear attempt to blame Finland for the attack. “David Z” claimed that the attack on Olenya airfield was “apparently carried out from the territory of Finland and Norway,” and Scottson claimed the same, calling the war a “superpower proxy war.”
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Then there’s the “This is a ‘gloves off’ moment for Russia” crowd, claiming that Russia will now actually start punishing Ukraine and that they’ve been going soft before. We all know Russia will keep terror-bombing Ukrainian civilians — now with less bombers.
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The vatniksphere has responded to one of Ukraine’s most successful ops with denial, lies, absurd takes, and threats. Inside Russia, the topic seems off-limits—usually a strong sign that it dealt a serious blow to the country’s warfighting capability.
18/20
Next, we’ll see some heads rolling. In the following months, there will be an unaccounted number of high-ranking officers falling out of windows or having heart attacks. At the same time, Ukraine’s SBU is probably already planning their next mission.
19/20
And finally, this attack has inspired hundreds of memes. Some of them have been archived here — go check them out:
In this first (and maybe last?) Basiji Soup, we’ll look at… the Islamic Republic of Iran, its disinformation operations, its hypocrisy, how it sells its atrocities as virtue and its repression as morality, how it serves the Kremlin, and the current protests against it.
1/20
Basijis are members of the most fanatical part of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC). In a broader sense: Iranian regime loyalists & propagandists. They may be fewer than vatniks or wumaos, but the goal is the same: destabilize the West to protect a brutal regime.
2/20
The regime oppressing Iran is a “theocratic” authoritarian state around a “Supreme Leader” hiding behind religion to justify its crimes: censorship, repression, executions, torture and terror — similar to Russia and its “holy war” against Ukraine.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, we introduce our first Czech vatnik, Tomio Okamura. He’s best known for building a political career on xenophobia while being of mixed origins himself, and for pushing Kremlin narratives in Czechia, a country otherwise very supportive of Ukraine.
1/19
Okamura was born in Tokyo in 1972 to a Japanese-Korean father and Czech mother. He spent part of his childhood in Japan, and part in a Czechoslovak foster home where he was heavily bullied. His mixed origins made it difficult for him to fit in either country.
2/19
Nonetheless, after working odd jobs in Japan, Tomio returned to Czechia and became a successful entrepreneur in Japanese tourism. He then rose in politics: Senator in 2012, MP in 2013, he founded two parties: Dawn of Direct Democracy and SPD (Freedom and Direct Democracy).
In today’s Vatnik Soup, we’ll introduce an American billionaire, real estate developer, and wannabe diplomat, Steve Witkoff. He’s best known for trying to sell Ukraine to Putin and for helping Trump sell this treason and encouragement of genocidal war as “peace”.
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Steve studied law and political science at Hofstra University in New York. After law school, he worked as a real estate attorney, which led him into property acquisitions and development. He first met Trump in the 1980s when Trump was a client of his real estate law firm.
2/20
In 1997, Witkoff founded the Witkoff Group, a New York–based real estate development and investment firm. The firm has owned and developed dozens of properties in New York and other major US cities, making Witkoff quite wealthy, with some interesting business connections.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, our first on a non-human vatnik, we’ll talk about… Grok @grok. It’s best known for turning into Mecha-Hitler and Mecha-Putler and for defending its vatnik master, Elon Musk, at all costs, up to being willing to sacrifice the rest of mankind for him.
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Let’s start with an introduction into how Large Language Models (LLMs) work, and the new “arguing with your toaster” phenomenon. LLMs like Grok are Artificial Intelligence (AI) but not the way we had imagined — a new form of intelligence that would somehow think like us.
2/24
Instead, LLMs are basically “guessing engines” and search engines trained on a massive dataset to give you the output you expect: they are imitating intelligence rather than being an actual intelligence. They’re chatbots generating responses pretending to be a helpful AI.
Robert Amsterdam is also a registered (and well-paid!) agent of Maduro’s Venezuela, the socialist regime and ally of Russia which Tucker Carlson has recently defended for some reason, shocking many of his right-wing supporters.
In today’s Vatnik Soup, we’ll explain the context of the upcoming Budapest Blunder, and how it follows the infamous Alaska Fiasco from two months ago and Trump’s absurd delaying of serious aid to Ukraine and effective sanctions on Russia for the past nine months.
1/20
Two months ago, Trump embarrassed the United States by rolling out the red carpet for war criminal dictator Putin and overall acting like a pathetic servant eager to meet his master. Of course, the Alaska Fiasco didn’t bring peace any closer.
Worse, the main outcome of the humiliation was to delay serious sanctions, which the US Congress, in rare bipartisan unity against Russia, was on the verge of passing. Two weeks by two weeks, Trump Always Chickens Out, postponing any real pressure on Putin for 9 months now.