Thread by @DarthPutinKGB

The official Tankie guide to Israel-Iran war in 10 rules.

1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately.

2. There is no need to trade land for peace, pledge neutrality and disarm after electing a government that the attacker approves of.

3. A massing of the attacking country's forces in its own territory, or in an international waters, is absolutely a threat. News which reports such is to be believed immediately, even if it is CNN

4. This is "not fake news made up by state controlled media to sell more Russian weapons to Iran". See point 3.

5. Defending yourself is not an escalation. Attacking the nuclear power's own territory is justified and does not cross a critical red line that probably triggers a nuclear threshold ad infinitum.

6. Someone please point Prez to an analyst from "Soros funded CIA propaganda outlet" who said there was no chance Israel would attack Iran and who is now explaining why it was inevitable.

7. Anyone who said that Israel would attack Iran is not a MSM warmongering shill but a serious analyst to be beleived. Related to point 6

8. Giving anti aircraft weapons is now not an escalation. See point 2.

Russia's only seem to work on civilians aircraft anyway

9. We now have to oppose a nuclear armed country run by far right headbangers who use bizarre interpretations of history to claim they own someone else's land. Previously we appeased that.

10. Whatabout (insert your favourite false equivalence)

Essential tool to manage the pain caused by the two sides of our morally inconsistent brains meeting each other for the first time.