Sit down my loyal serfs & your Prez will tell you a tale. A tale replanting sunflowers, rehanging posters, an innocent looking family, a man banned from Twitter, & my embassy in DC.

So strap yourself in, open up the lead lined tea box, make yourself a strong brew and get ready🧵 So. Those loyal enough to listen to their Prez’s podcast will have heard Ben Wittes (imperialist lickspittle) explain his habit of projecting Ukrainian flags and art onto my embassy in DC. If not, sushi has been sent.

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OTD in 1940 USSR gave Romania ultimatum to cede large parts of the country to Soviet Union or be invaded.

Imagine us threatening to invade countries in this day and age… Within a year about 30,000 people where liberated from fascism (with whom we were allied) by being forcibly deported to slave labor camps. This had absolutely nothing to do with a secret clause in our treaty with the Nazis.

Imagine mass deportations taking place today…

The Darth guide to different models of tankies. 🧵 The “Basic” tankie. Russia has never invaded anyone ever. Russia become the world’s biggest country by peacefully defending itself in other people’s countries.

OTD in 1920 USSR signed Treaty of of Moscow with Georgia, recognizing their independence. We invaded them 9 months later.

Part of pattern. It was cos we didn't like their government so we decided to install one we did like, as part of us never interfering in other's internal affairs.

OTD in 1949 Operation Priboi started. USSR forcibly deported *90,000* Baltic people to 'inhospitable parts' of Russia. 70% of those deported were women & children under 16.

Imagine mass deporting children today.... Attempts to return home were punishable. Those who organized the deportations received medals.

Da. Prez is aware that "inhospitable parts of Russia" is tautology.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.

They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

Imagine Hungary being run by a man sympathetic to uszzz

OTD in 2014 MH17 shot itself down with a BUK system the "rebels" suddenly denied they had admitted having.

Here's a history of our MH17 propaganda that shows we don't do it so you believe something. We do it so you believe nothing. And more importantly, do nothing

It works Our “separatists” ofc never bragged about having the weapon system or about shooting down MH17 until they realised they had not shot down another cargo plane.

OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non-aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone

Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide.... USSR never attacked anyone as part of our secret agreements with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova so it can in no way be claimed we helped start WW2

OTD in 1920 USSR signed Treaty of of Moscow with Georgia, recognizing their independence. We invaded them 9 months later.

Part of pattern. It was cos we didn't like their government so we decided to install one we did like, as part of us never interfering in other's internal affairs.

Mi compiaccio di annunciarvi che i miei leali antiimperialisti possono ora leggere il mio libro anche in Italiano

“Manuale delTankie: La Guida dell’Antiimperialista.”

amazon.it/dp/B0BZF8V3WC/… Il libro che vi insegnerà a combattere le forze del colonialismo & dell’imperialismo.

OTD in 1949 Operation Priboi started. USSR forcibly deported *90,000* Baltic people to 'inhospitable parts' of Russia. 70% of those deported were women & children under 16.

Imagine mass deporting children today.... Attempts to return home were punishable. Those who organized the deportations received medals.

Da. Prez is aware that "inhospitable parts of Russia" is tautology.

Announcing official launch of book all my loyal serfs have been waiting for! "How to Tankie: The Anti-Imperialist's Guide. The book that will teach you how to fight forces of colonialism & imperialism
a.co/d/gkQTlq0 The book explains how Russia is just defending itself from a West that wants to destroy it, why all Russian opposition is CIA plot and how facts, logic, evidence and the past are all imperialist constructs plus much, much more!!

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves. They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

I have taken my army from near where NATO *is* so as to fight NATO where NATO is *not* meaning Russia is now basically defenseless against NATO.

I remain a master strategist. The point ofc is that NATO, according to my tankies, definitely has a plan to invade Russia & make our kids gay, so it definitely has to attack now or my tankies will look like idiots.

OTD in 1932 USSR signed non aggression pact with Poland. Later we violated it cos we preferred the one with Nazis that had secret clause. For some reason @mfa_russia never mention this one when they justify our one with Nazis.

OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone

Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide.... USSR never attacked anyone as part of a secret agreement with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova

OTD in 1941 Soviets started forcibly deporting 50,000 of the Baltic people we had ‘liberated from fascism’. 60% died. 75% were women & kids

Imagine that happening today, the Bundeskanzler knows and does nothing.. #NeverAgain Soviet forces had been ‘invited’ into the Baltic countries as a result of absolutely nothing to do with our first treaty with Nazis that totally didn’t have a secret clause. We’re the legal successor state to USSR, we don’t consider this to have been a crime..

OTD in 1940 the Soviets, as part of “protecting them from fascism”, started executing *20,000* Poles in the Katyn massacre.

These docs show Stalin personally approving the butchery. Imagine Russia committing large scale crimes against humanity today #Bucha This was before our alliance with the Nazis ended. This proves France & UK were wrong to not do that deal with Stalin to let him occupy all of Poland and have even more of Poland in which to commit crimes against humanity.

As it’s clearly needed: “How to Tankie”. The Darth Putin Guide. Vers 2.0
Russia never invaded anyone. We:

-Enter country that recently ceased to restore order
-Defend Russia(ns) in other country
-False flag
-Assist “legitimate government"
-Special Military Operation (duh) 2"What about USA (insert false equivalence)/Just like USA (false equivalence)". Cos USA did something wrong it means Russia can do the same wrong and not be wrong. It does not mean we are only as bad as USA

Possibly most important rule

How to Tankie. The Darth Putin Guide. Vol 1.
1. Russia never invaded anyone, ever. Instead we:
-Protect compatriots abroad
-Enter when country has recently ceased to exist
-Attacked then defending ourselves
-False flag
-Invited to assist by "legitimate government" we invented 2. Countries in Russia's "near abroad" were created to exist as buffer states and have fewer sovereign rights than rich western countries.

Their citizens are unable to protest for better government. This is always
-NATO expansion
-CIA plot
-US imperialism
-George Soros

Thread explaining scenario for Russian military #ZAPAD exercises now taking place.

The European economy remains in crisis with mass poverty & wide levels of famine, starvation and malnutrition common place throughout the EU. The US Dollar is becoming worthless and the Ruble is set to take its place as the world's dominant currency. Company's are withdrawing en mass from western stock exchanges and listing shares on the Moscow stock exchange, keen to take advantage of Russia's booming economy.