Now that #ZAPAD exercise with Russian and Belarusian army has finished, your Prez has declassified the scenario we used...

🧵👇 The EU economy is in crisis. Poverty is ride and famine is breaking out in the bloc. Citizens look with envy to the economic juggernaut that is the Moscow led Eurasian economic union. "Why can't we earn the mighty Ruble" starving citizens wail.

The official Tankie guide to Israel-Iran war in 10 rules.

1. Being attacked by a nuclear power no longer means you should surrender immediately. 2. There is no need to trade land for peace, pledge neutrality and disarm after electing a government that the attacker approves of.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.
They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

Those old tanks are now in Ukraine

OTD in 1968 Soviet Russia invaded to save Czechoslovakia from the Prague Spring. Some of these tanks are in Ukraine today.

We said we were protecting them from Nazis. Imagine such a bullshit excuse today... The Warsaw Pact is the only mutual defense alliance in history to repeatedly invade itself as members were not permitted to interfere in their own internal affairs.

Da. Prez is aware most of these tanks are in Ukraine rn.

OTD in 2014, @rt_com ‘apologized’ for airing a fabricated story about a child being crucified in Ukraine to provide justification for our invasion that has killed hundreds of thousands.

What Chomsky would call ‘manufactured consent’ - not that his cult give a shit when we do it We lied on RT to millions but when @JuliaDavisNews exposed it we ‘apologized’ to a few thousand on this tiny Press account & tweeted it direct so even fewer would see it.

Sit down my loyal serfs & your Prez will tell you a tale. A tale replanting sunflowers, rehanging posters, an innocent looking family, a man banned from Twitter, & my embassy in DC.

So strap yourself in, open up the lead lined tea box, make yourself a strong brew and get ready🧵 So. Those loyal enough to listen to their Prez’s podcast will have heard Ben Wittes (imperialist lickspittle) explain his habit of projecting Ukrainian flags and art onto my embassy in DC. If not, sushi has been sent.

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OTD in 1940 USSR gave Romania ultimatum to cede large parts of the country to Soviet Union or be invaded.

Imagine us threatening to invade countries in this day and age… Within a year about 30,000 people where liberated from fascism (with whom we were allied) by being forcibly deported to slave labor camps. This had absolutely nothing to do with a secret clause in our treaty with the Nazis.

Imagine mass deportations taking place today…

The Darth guide to different models of tankies. 🧵 The “Basic” tankie. Russia has never invaded anyone ever. Russia become the world’s biggest country by peacefully defending itself in other people’s countries.

OTD in 1920 USSR signed Treaty of of Moscow with Georgia, recognizing their independence. We invaded them 9 months later.

Part of pattern. It was cos we didn't like their government so we decided to install one we did like, as part of us never interfering in other's internal affairs.

OTD in 1949 Operation Priboi started. USSR forcibly deported *90,000* Baltic people to 'inhospitable parts' of Russia. 70% of those deported were women & children under 16.

Imagine mass deporting children today.... Attempts to return home were punishable. Those who organized the deportations received medals.

Da. Prez is aware that "inhospitable parts of Russia" is tautology.

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.

They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

Imagine Hungary being run by a man sympathetic to uszzz

OTD in 2014 MH17 shot itself down with a BUK system the "rebels" suddenly denied they had admitted having.

Here's a history of our MH17 propaganda that shows we don't do it so you believe something. We do it so you believe nothing. And more importantly, do nothing

It works Our “separatists” ofc never bragged about having the weapon system or about shooting down MH17 until they realised they had not shot down another cargo plane.

OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non-aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone

Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide.... USSR never attacked anyone as part of our secret agreements with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova so it can in no way be claimed we helped start WW2

OTD in 1920 USSR signed Treaty of of Moscow with Georgia, recognizing their independence. We invaded them 9 months later.

Part of pattern. It was cos we didn't like their government so we decided to install one we did like, as part of us never interfering in other's internal affairs.

Mi compiaccio di annunciarvi che i miei leali antiimperialisti possono ora leggere il mio libro anche in Italiano

“Manuale delTankie: La Guida dell’Antiimperialista.”

amazon.it/dp/B0BZF8V3WC/… Il libro che vi insegnerà a combattere le forze del colonialismo & dell’imperialismo.

OTD in 1949 Operation Priboi started. USSR forcibly deported *90,000* Baltic people to 'inhospitable parts' of Russia. 70% of those deported were women & children under 16.

Imagine mass deporting children today.... Attempts to return home were punishable. Those who organized the deportations received medals.

Da. Prez is aware that "inhospitable parts of Russia" is tautology.

Announcing official launch of book all my loyal serfs have been waiting for! "How to Tankie: The Anti-Imperialist's Guide. The book that will teach you how to fight forces of colonialism & imperialism
a.co/d/gkQTlq0 The book explains how Russia is just defending itself from a West that wants to destroy it, why all Russian opposition is CIA plot and how facts, logic, evidence and the past are all imperialist constructs plus much, much more!!

OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves. They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

I have taken my army from near where NATO *is* so as to fight NATO where NATO is *not* meaning Russia is now basically defenseless against NATO.

I remain a master strategist. The point ofc is that NATO, according to my tankies, definitely has a plan to invade Russia & make our kids gay, so it definitely has to attack now or my tankies will look like idiots.

OTD in 1932 USSR signed non aggression pact with Poland. Later we violated it cos we preferred the one with Nazis that had secret clause. For some reason @mfa_russia never mention this one when they justify our one with Nazis.

OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone

Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide.... USSR never attacked anyone as part of a secret agreement with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova