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Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Thought leader. Influencer. Content creator. Author. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
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Mar 25 4 tweets 1 min read
OTD in 1949 Operation Priboi started. USSR forcibly deported *90,000* Baltic people to 'inhospitable parts' of Russia. 70% of those deported were women & children under 16.

Imagine mass deporting children today.... Attempts to return home were punishable. Those who organized the deportations received medals.

Da. Prez is aware that "inhospitable parts of Russia" is tautology.
Nov 4, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves.
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They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.

Imagine Hungary being run by a man sympathetic to uszzz
Jul 17, 2023 4 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 2014 MH17 shot itself down with a BUK system the "rebels" suddenly denied they had admitted having.

Here's a history of our MH17 propaganda that shows we don't do it so you believe something. We do it so you believe nothing. And more importantly, do nothing

It works Image Our “separatists” ofc never bragged about having the weapon system or about shooting down MH17 until they realised they had not shot down another cargo plane.
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Jun 22, 2023 8 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non-aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone

Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide.... USSR never attacked anyone as part of our secret agreements with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova so it can in no way be claimed we helped start WW2
May 7, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
OTD in 1920 USSR signed Treaty of of Moscow with Georgia, recognizing their independence. We invaded them 9 months later.

Part of pattern. It was cos we didn't like their government so we decided to install one we did like, as part of us never interfering in other's internal affairs.
Mar 27, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Mi compiaccio di annunciarvi che i miei leali antiimperialisti possono ora leggere il mio libro anche in Italiano

“Manuale delTankie: La Guida dell’Antiimperialista.”

amazon.it/dp/B0BZF8V3WC/… Il libro che vi insegnerà a combattere le forze del colonialismo & dell’imperialismo.
Mar 25, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
OTD in 1949 Operation Priboi started. USSR forcibly deported *90,000* Baltic people to 'inhospitable parts' of Russia. 70% of those deported were women & children under 16.

Imagine mass deporting children today.... Attempts to return home were punishable. Those who organized the deportations received medals.

Da. Prez is aware that "inhospitable parts of Russia" is tautology.
Nov 19, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
Announcing official launch of book all my loyal serfs have been waiting for! "How to Tankie: The Anti-Imperialist's Guide. The book that will teach you how to fight forces of colonialism & imperialism
a.co/d/gkQTlq0 The book explains how Russia is just defending itself from a West that wants to destroy it, why all Russian opposition is CIA plot and how facts, logic, evidence and the past are all imperialist constructs plus much, much more!!
Nov 4, 2022 5 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1956 several armored Soviet humanitarian divisions, with equipment bought from a shop, went on a "special military operation" to Hungary to liberate the locals from themselves. They did this cos a "fascist, hitlerite uprising financed by the west" broke out.

Imagine using such a bullshit excuse in the 21st century.
Oct 3, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
I have taken my army from near where NATO *is* so as to fight NATO where NATO is *not* meaning Russia is now basically defenseless against NATO.

I remain a master strategist. The point ofc is that NATO, according to my tankies, definitely has a plan to invade Russia & make our kids gay, so it definitely has to attack now or my tankies will look like idiots.
Jul 25, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
OTD in 1932 USSR signed non aggression pact with Poland. Later we violated it cos we preferred the one with Nazis that had secret clause. Image For some reason @mfa_russia never mention this one when they justify our one with Nazis.
Jun 22, 2022 8 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1941 Nazis violated our non aggression pact that totally didn't contain a secret clause to begin a special military operation against USSR who had never attacked anyone

Imagine it today - a country launching invasion to annihilate & commit genocide.... USSR never attacked anyone as part of a secret agreement with Nazis, except Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia, Poland, Romania, Finland & Moldova
Jun 13, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1941 Soviets started forcibly deporting 50,000 of the Baltic people we had ‘liberated from fascism’. 60% died. 75% were women & kids

Imagine that happening today, the Bundeskanzler knows and does nothing.. #NeverAgain Soviet forces had been ‘invited’ into the Baltic countries as a result of absolutely nothing to do with our first treaty with Nazis that totally didn’t have a secret clause. We’re the legal successor state to USSR, we don’t consider this to have been a crime..
Apr 3, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1940 the Soviets, as part of “protecting them from fascism”, started executing *20,000* Poles in the Katyn massacre.

These docs show Stalin personally approving the butchery. Imagine Russia committing large scale crimes against humanity today #Bucha This was before our alliance with the Nazis ended. This proves France & UK were wrong to not do that deal with Stalin to let him occupy all of Poland and have even more of Poland in which to commit crimes against humanity.
Mar 23, 2022 34 tweets 7 min read
As it’s clearly needed: “How to Tankie”. The Darth Putin Guide. Vers 2.0
Russia never invaded anyone. We:

-Enter country that recently ceased to restore order
-Defend Russia(ns) in other country
-False flag
-Assist “legitimate government"
-Special Military Operation (duh) 2"What about USA (insert false equivalence)/Just like USA (false equivalence)". Cos USA did something wrong it means Russia can do the same wrong and not be wrong. It does not mean we are only as bad as USA

Possibly most important rule
Jan 24, 2022 30 tweets 6 min read
How to Tankie. The Darth Putin Guide. Vol 1.
1. Russia never invaded anyone, ever. Instead we:
-Protect compatriots abroad
-Enter when country has recently ceased to exist
-Attacked then defending ourselves
-False flag
-Invited to assist by "legitimate government" we invented 2. Countries in Russia's "near abroad" were created to exist as buffer states and have fewer sovereign rights than rich western countries.

Their citizens are unable to protest for better government. This is always
-NATO expansion
-CIA plot
-US imperialism
-George Soros
Sep 9, 2021 16 tweets 3 min read
Thread explaining scenario for Russian military #ZAPAD exercises now taking place.

The European economy remains in crisis with mass poverty & wide levels of famine, starvation and malnutrition common place throughout the EU. The US Dollar is becoming worthless and the Ruble is set to take its place as the world's dominant currency. Company's are withdrawing en mass from western stock exchanges and listing shares on the Moscow stock exchange, keen to take advantage of Russia's booming economy.
May 7, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
OTD in 1920 USSR signed Treaty of of Moscow with Georgia, recognizing their independence. We invaded them 9 months later.

Part of pattern. It was cos we didn't like their government so we decided to install one we did like, as part of us never interfering in other's internal affairs.
Aug 23, 2020 5 tweets 2 min read
OTD in 1939 Stalin signed the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact with the Nazis.
It totally did not have a secret clause that divided Europe into imperialist spheres & we definitely did not invade anyone in accordance with it in coordination with Nazi Germany. Non aggression pacts were all the rage, we just preferred one with Nazi Germany to the one we already had with Poland. Ours was the only one that def didn't have a secret clause. ;)
Jun 4, 2020 7 tweets 1 min read
Obamagate created the antifa with Soros to invent Coronavirus so Bill Gates could inject mind control chips via the vaccine while he and the Chinese made millions from the stock market chaos as a cover for Joe Scarborough to get away with murder while constraining Russia and... ...you’re all too blind to see it cos Clinton funds brain controlling chemtrials with the money she got from selling Uranium that the Bilderburgs laundered through a pizza joint in New Jersey that was a front a child sex operation which Seth Rice was about to expose until...
Nov 11, 2018 8 tweets 2 min read
Trump wrote me a poem:

I am the very model of a modern far-right president:
I only use three adjectives, and I am never hesitant
To tweet my stable genius to all around. I love to say
My greatest gift to knowledge is that cryptic code word, "Covfefe." To Democrats I’m scathing, and I miss no chance to pillory
My predecessor and his Secretáry of State, Hillary;
Of moderating voices I make yugely sure that none remains,
By character assassinating Joe Bidens and John McCains.