1. Rent a house you can afford:

It doesn't matter whether it's an old or new house. Ensure you can pay without reaching out to anyone for rent. Don't live to impress. Live within your means. If 2 to 6 months' income can't sort your rent. Go down a bit more.
2. Always smell nice:

It doesn't matter whether your cologne is 20k or 1m. Just ensure you don't smell sweaty and your clothes don't reek of harsh dust that got glued because you've not washed it after 4 days. Smell good that they'd be shy to ask what perfume you use.
3. Be well polished:

Carry yourself like you've got so much money that theirs mean nothing. I know that you can't and shouldn't "fake it" for your helper. But let me be clear, "Na who give you money gan gan. Be your helper. Who promise you. Fit change mind."
4. Order only what you can pay for:

It would interest you to know that some of your cool buddies are slave to lust. Men who'd want to spend all their dime to impress pussies. In such situation, order things you can pay for. Except there was a prior agreement to share the bill.
5. Have thick skin to say No:

Nobody will try to breach your boundaries like friends or acquaintances who feel that they are better than you. What others pay for, they'd think it's their right to get for free. Say No. Or "Ok" and refuse to do whatever they asked.
6. Never be timid:

Moneyed folks are like sharks that can sense when you feel mentally low. You hear certain amounts and show signs of surprise like you've never heard such befor Or get fine dining and make a fool. No! Be stoic. You hear "20m" say, "That's a lot, but 50m serves"
7. Quid pro quo(give and take):

It's a Latin word for something for something. You don't give and not take. Or take and not give. You equip them with an edge over you. Over time, you become a liability. Refuse to be a liability. Give in cash or kind. But never take and take.
I do hope this helps you to organise your life and brush up your standards.

You won't be everyone's cup of tea, but best believe that your tea will get served.

Don't outlive your usefulness or over value to the ingrates.

A wise man is one who knows pretending not to know
in order to know more.

When in certain circles, do less talking and more listening.

Let me see you as less of a talker than a talkative.

Do the talking with the things you do. Showing workings.

Ensure your girl is hot to send the message.

Learn or learn the hard way.

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