I don’t know if the fabled flight logs to Jeffrey Epstein’s private island will ever revealed to the public.
But there one thing I can tell you: if Donald Trump’s name is on it, Republicans will be fine with it.
If more sordid details emerge, and it is revealed that Donald Trump did in fact have sex with underage girls while on Epstein’s private island, I absolutely guarantee that Republicans will be fine with it.
Does anybody seriously expect this to play out any differently?
Most Republicans know Trump was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. (It has been said that there are more pictures of Trump with Epstein than with his own son Barron.) They are also well aware of Trump’s devil-may-care attitudes about women & unfaithfulness to all three of his wives.
And they have doubtlessly heard about Trump’s inappropriate behavior around teenage girls, which very much includes his sexualized remarks about his own daughter Ivanka.
So while today’s Republicans may not yet be condoning the statuatory rape of a minor, they have already normalized everything Trump has done that leads right up to it.
Granted, they will never admit it happened for as long as possible. But if they are backed into a corner, they will make excuses for him, 10 times out of 10. That is because their job is to make excuses for Trump. Full stop. There is no more important purpose for the modern GOP.
There is zero doubt in my mind that if Trump had sex with an underage girl, MAGA would move Heaven & Earth to find examples of liberals who did the same thing. Or something close to it. Whatever it takes to conclude that Both Sides Do It, Therefore Nothing More Needs to Be Done.
The main reason MAGA was so keen on seeing the list was because they wanted to find prominent examples of exactly this. They weren’t going to get Joe Biden or Barack Obama, but Bill Clinton is a possible suspect and most Democrats above the age of 50 probably voted for him.
Again: the purpose of Whataboutism is for the guiltier party to escape punishment. It is not to mete out punishment equally to both parties.
MAGA doesn’t actually care about prosecuting Clinton. They just want to weaponize his misdeeds to shield Trump from consequences forever.
There is no ethical “line” that can ever be respected by Trump or his supporters, because there is always a chance that he will eventually cross it.
There is no endgame where Republicans en masse will negatively judge Trump for his actions. They will simply revise their principles to accommodate him.
It’s just like his secret meetings with the Kremlin.
It’s just like his attempted sabotage of the 2020 elections.
It’s just like his conviction for sexual assault.
It’s just like his 34 other felony convictions.
Both sides know Trump is guilty, but Republicans don’t care because they want Trump to get rid of the migrants and show those liberals who’s boss.
I will acknowledge that much of what I have said here is conjecture based on a very consistent pattern of previous events. So I invite any Republicans who have read this far to prove me wrong.
Show me that there is such a thing as “a bridge too far.”
Because if there isn’t, you are allowing your moral compass to be defined by a man who has none to call his own.
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🔵: Apprending migrants at will and deporting them without a trial, attacking the press, thumbing your nose at the judiciary and ignoring the Constitution
🔴: Pandemic-related emergency measures such as shutdowns and vaccinations
2. Killing 50,000 Palestinians in response to a single terrorist attack is
🔵: unconscionable and possibly genocidal
🔴: obvious self-defense
3. Dropping bombs on other counties before they can attack Israel is:
TEN LESSONS LEARNED FROM THE FAILURE OF DONALD TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY PARADE
10. This is what happens when you purge the Armed Forces of LGBT people
9. Threatening authoritarian control over multiple U.S. cities is probably not the most effective way to win friends
8. When organizing a parade of this magnitude, make sure that there are no other events competing for the public’s attention such as nationwide protests from the millions of Americans who hate your guts
7. If you’re going to demand a military parade in your honor, make sure you don’t accidentally forget that you dodged the draft sixty years earlier
TEN THINGS DEMOCRATS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SAY TO TRUMP VOTERS WHO ARE GRAPPLING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR DECISION
10. Well, who could have predicted that handing the country over to a pathological liar incapable of admitting he’s ever wrong could have led to such a shitshow
9. If the Democrats really thought all of those tariffs were such a bad idea, I’m sure they would have said something about it before the election
8. Look, splitting hairs over the precise definition of “insurrection” is well within the boundaries of political debate
7. I’ll bet a lot of people who completely ignored the Mueller Report were blindsided by Trump’s apparent support of Vladimir Putin against Ukraine and most of our other European allies
TEN POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR WHY TRUMP CALLED FOR A 90-DAY PAUSE ON SOME OF HIS TARIFFS
10. Belatedly realized how much cooler it would be if “Liberation Day” synced up with “Independence Day”
9. They caused so much winning that America was actually getting sick of it
8. There were concerns that they might make the border wall too expensive
7. Trump was hoping to return to the days when he was only the second-most deeply-loathed member of his administration
6. It was the result of a complicated mathematical formula involving an exhaustive history of international trade agreements and also the conveniently-timed occurrence of Opposite Day