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🧵Comics by Carli: Snarly Cockroaches in 227
A middle age woman moves into a roach infested building. She’s heartbroken as she learns the apartment is being over ran by cockroaches set on inhabiting the apartment with her.
She begins cleaning like a mad woman and thinks to enlist help from friends in the building.
🧵Comics by Carli: Snarly Cockroaches in 227
A middle age woman moves into a roach infested building. She’s heartbroken as she learns the apartment is being over ran by cockroaches set on inhabiting the apartment with her.
She begins cleaning like a mad woman and thinks to enlist help from friends in the building.
They begin cleaning cockroach poop from the walls and baseboards, counters, cabinets, sinks, windows, window seals, doors….
ceilings and floors…
After 2 days mostly all cockroaches have been eradicated. However late one night, she notices one very large baby cockroach attempting to climb up the kitchen drain, she runs to grab the bleach and immediately pours the entire bottle down the drain as well as cockroach spray killer. She heard the roach topple and fall in the large puddle of bleach. Gotcha she screamed! The cockroach killer then capped all drains.
She later spoke to her friends about creating a game plan if another cockroach was bold enough to walk or crawl into her home again.
(Later that day)
A cockroach Captain meets with his Colonel cockroach regarding food shortages in his district, here is what he relayed:
Roach Captain: we have us a live one, she’s relentless, there is no way in or out of her apartment for that matter. If we go near her apartment we die. If there are trapped cockroaches currently in her apartment, they die.
A cockroach Captain meets with his Colonel cockroach regarding food shortages in his district, here is what he relayed:
Roach Captain: we have us a live one, she’s relentless, there is no way in or out of her apartment for that matter. If we go near her apartment we die. If there are trapped cockroaches currently in her apartment, they die.
“I suggest we as a whole immediately vacate the building. Just think, if she talks with her neighbors about us. It’s over for us!”
“What ever happened to the human snitch that we had working the building”, the Colonel asked.
(Thinking) “He tried bullying me about my double decker macaroni sandwich, so I fired him,” the Captain and the Colonel chuckled.
“What ever happened to the human snitch that we had working the building”, the Colonel asked.
(Thinking) “He tried bullying me about my double decker macaroni sandwich, so I fired him,” the Captain and the Colonel chuckled.
“Ok” said the Cockroach Colonel, “let’s set a mandate for all free cockroaches to vacate the building within 24 hours or they are on their own.
Yes sir, “thank you” retorts the captain.
Now run along the Roach🪳 Colonel said flicking his whiskers. It’s time for my snack time, Haha!
Yes sir, “thank you” retorts the captain.
Now run along the Roach🪳 Colonel said flicking his whiskers. It’s time for my snack time, Haha!
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