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Sep 3 15 tweets 3 min read Read on X
I'm 35.

I own 7 businesses (last year, they made $7,000,000+)

To spread the wealth...

Here’s the most in-depth training I've ever created on small business acquisition (my gift to you): Image
SMBmarket(.)com will be your best friend.

It has tons of listings for owners who are looking to sell their small businesses.

The listings will mention:

• SDE
• FF&E
• EBIDTA
Search for a business making $10K+/mo in cash flow & has been profitable for >5 years.

🔍 SMBmarket(.)com → Search: *Your Area* / Service Businesses → Price filter = $500k to $1M → More Filters → Cashflow = Min. $10k.
Some businesses to look at:

• Financial Services
• Pool Cleaning
• Laundromat
• Plumbing
• HVAC

Before starting the buying process…
Determine your goal.

For me, I hire a GM who runs day-to-day while I focus on increasing cash flow.

Some people enjoy working day-to-day.

This is your chance to customize your role.
You shouldn't make any offers until you've secured your financing options.

There are 4 financing options:

• Buying with your own cash
• SBA loan
• Private investor
• Seller financing

You can use multiple methods or just one.
When speaking to lenders (banks/investors)...

1) Position yourself as a "safe" bet.
2) Tell them the type of business you want to acquire & why.
3) Come prepared with your last 3 years of tax returns & W2 pay stubs.
4) Prepare a statement that lists your assets & liabilities.

If you can do these things...

You'll be ahead of 99% of borrowers.
You'll want to get the tax returns & P&Ls from the last 3 years.

Profit should be increasing steadily and P&Ls should be relatively consistent with no crazy fluctuations.

Pro Tip:

Hire an accountant to audit the numbers.
They can review these KPIs too:

• SDE (Seller discretionary earnings)
• EBIDTA (Earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization)
• FF&E (Furniture, fixtures & equipment)

Essentially, this means...

→ Total profit
→ Cash flow
→ Movable assets
For making an offer...

Take the average SDE from the last 3 years (ex: $450k)

Multiply it by 2.5x = $1,125,000 and round down to $1,000,000 (that's your starting offer).
We can purchase this for $0 down by talking to our SBA lender & asking for the business to be qualified on the 7a program.

This allows us to get a private investor to cover the down payment, so we're $0 out of pocket.

Let me explain...
You give a private investor 15% equity & in return, they pay the 10% down payment.

In effect, they’re getting an extra 5% equity for nothing.

On a $450k/yr business...

Your investor makes $5,250/mo passively, which is a 57% CoC return annually.
But you still cash flow $29k/mo...

→ Hire a General Manager ($5k/mo)
→ Your salary ($10k/mo)
→ $14k/mo for the business to grow

Congratulations!

You now own a small business.
If you want to learn more about how you can acquire a boring business for yourself...

📲 DM me "Biz" and I'll show you how
🤝 Follow me → @benkellyone for more!

Thanks for being here!
If you want to learn exactly how you can purchase your first small business with little to no money down...

DM me "SMB"

I'll take you through my step-by-step strategy to help you acquire a lucrative business.

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More from @benkellyone

Aug 25
The richest people in the U.S. aren’t building tech startups.

They’re buying car washes and laundromats using SBA loans.

Here are 11 boring businesses with the lowest failure rates in 2025: Image
1) Laundromats

~95% survive 5 years.

Consistent demand, coin-operated, minimal staff.

Profit margins: 30-35% thanks to self-service & upfront payment.
2) Self-Storage Facilities

~92% success after 5 years.

Low overhead, minimal staffing, highly scalable.

Average cash flow: $100/month per unit, fills gap with remote management.
Read 18 tweets
Aug 6
Boring income streams are the best.

You’d be foolish not to consider one of these lame but lucrative businesses (8 options):

1) Laundromat
2) Vending Machines
3) Self-Serve Car Wash
Read 12 tweets
Aug 4
Working at JP Morgan taught me one thing:

Owning beats earning.

If you want to set yourself financially free…

Steal these 7 wealth secrets from JP Morgan’s top 1% elites: Image
1) Assets > Income

The wealthy don't chase high salaries.

They buy assets that create passive income streams.

This is why I started buying small businesses instead of climbing the corporate ladder.
2) Other People's Money (OPM)

The rich rarely use their own cash.

They leverage financing like SBA loans to buy income-producing assets.

You can do this to buy businesses with little to $0 down.
Read 11 tweets
Jul 30
If I had $25k to invest…

I wouldn’t buy stocks.
I wouldn’t buy real estate.
I wouldn’t even buy Bitcoin.

I’d do exactly what my clients at JP Morgan did.

I’ll expose it for you:
As soon as I started at JP Morgan…

It became painfully obvious to me:

We were serving our clients because THEY were the ones with all the money.

So, what did they do?
They stole Private Equity’s playbook.

AKA…

- Buying small businesses
- Upgrading the operations
- Pocketing all the cash flow

I wanted in.
Read 16 tweets
Jul 25
I only invest in timeless, boring businesses.

Why?

Because I want profit, not headaches.

Here are the 8 best options (2025): Image
1) Storage Facilities

I can't imagine a world where people stop collecting unnecessary stuff.

Storage is a super simple model:

• Automated access systems
• Little daily management
• Recurring payments

That's a win in my book.
2) Laundromats

Sure, you might have to go pick up your coins and cash every day.

But that's a problem I'm okay with.

People are always going to need to wash their clothes, no matter what.

Good locations crush it.
Read 12 tweets
Jul 22
Private Equity’s best-kept secret:

Buy a business for $3M and it instantly becomes worth $7M.

It’s called “multiple arbitrage.”

Here’s how I’m stealing this strategy to build wealth as a regular guy:
A plumbing company makes $10M/year
↳ At a 7x multiple? That’s $70M

A plumbing company making $1M/year
↳ At a 3x multiple? That’s $3M

If the big company bought the smaller one, it would create $7M out of thin air…

Let me explain:
Bigger companies = Higher multiples.

So when a company is doing $1M in revenue, it can only be valued at a 3x-4x multiple.

But when it gets bought by the big company, and revenue becomes $11M per year?

The new valuation is a 7x multiple (so this “new company” is now worth $77M).
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